Pinku Pinku is Alive or Lay Adopts a Unicorn

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In which Lay adopts an actual unicorn, Xiumin and Luhan deal with a fortune teller’s curse, Suho has an existential crisis, Kyungsoo's secret contract is revealed, Jongin just wants to dance ballet, and Pinku Pinku may or may not be alive.

Foreword

Four days after the incident

“Suho! Suho!”

It was dark, much like his thoughts of late. How could one even begin to reason it all out, reason out why things had turned out the way they had. Here he was, 23 years old, wearing guy-liner and trying to keep a respectable façade while his group mates were ing each other, changing careers, and screaming at stuffed animals. What was the meaning of this existence? How did it all fit with what little Joon myun wanted, how did-

“Suho! Wake up!”

He snapped his eyes open and sat up in bed, taking the person who was shaking him by surprise. Lay fell to the floor, quickly scurrying back up.

“What do you want Lay?”

“Do you know where I can purchase a large amount of hay?” Lay asked, his expression serene and calm.

“Well, you could try the – WAIT?! Why do you need hay?” Suho side eyed his group mate suspiciously.

Lay dragged a hand through his hair and smiled, “It is a surprise”

“A surprise? I hope it is a good surprise, not like the last time when you showed up with that basketful of flea ridden bunnies…”

“Oh no, Suho, it won’t be like that. Not at all.”

“Okay, well if I have your word.” Suho was really hoping this time would be different, since this time he was in the middle of what he liked to internally call “Joon myun’s almost mid-twenties existential crisis”. It was a dark time indeed. It had all started a four days ago, when that blasted rain storm had hit.

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a/n- Because I wanted to write crack. And I don’t like to half a** things (please ignore this statement in the face of two unfinished fics). But hey- this story is complete so I accomplished something, right?! I hope you enjoy and please give me feedback in the comments. I appreciate it and thank you so much for reading!

Please note that I have emphasized certain comedic elements (or fan-dom originating perceptions) of the members of Exo in this story. This is a story, for fun and hopefully for laughs and I do not believe the members of Exo actually behave this way. But I do believe Lay would like a unicorn. Seriously. Fight me on it.

5,800 words

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aarushic_18 #1
This is pure beauty
IshaUnnie
#2
Chapter 1: Lord Shaman Do Kyungsoo ... And ChenChen are all I need to be happy... Hehehe!
trololol0
#3
Chapter 1: hahahahahaha I'm crying!! xD Poor Suho lol
flottemo #4
Chapter 1: WTF KYUNGSOO ARE YOU EVEN A 'DUKUN'
well Luhan, welcome to reality young man
chanyeolandbeer
#5
Chapter 1: i felt like i took drugs throughout reading this fic...
zhangyidiot
#6
Chapter 1: wtf hahahahahahhaha this was hilarious lmao yixing omg jongdae what hahahahahah
rizurizu
#7
Chapter 1: O_________________________O
So.... much....crackkkkk......
ImpossibleBiasLists
#8
Chapter 1: Such a good story~~~ I enjoyed this a lot!
Catalina390 #9
Chapter 1: so good!! make me laugh~ jongdae save everyone~ but poor Lay~
eternaluniverse
#10
Chapter 1: What the crack.. jongdae is the savior and kyung soo's uncontrollable magic hahaha.. wow this is an elegant crack.. :"D