Well look who's back from the dead? Yeah, I'm sorry I haven't given any signs of life since...November, life happened. But enough about me being a little and on about the story!

So the format of this story, as you could see in the description is kind of like a list, I saw it in a really fic I read years ago (that's a disclaimer if it needed one, and I'm only using the format, not the ideas), and decided that SJ needed this type of fic. The chapters will consist of 10 "rules", no less, no more, and will be updated whenever I feel like it, "it" being every day, every week, every year, or just randomly. Uni is over until September, but I still have a life....(stop laughing, it's true!), I will do my best to update frequently.

There is, how to put this, "couple" action (but I had to include a little bit of Kyusung...), no snogging scenes or anything of the sort but consider yourself warned, there is mention of , swear words here and there, but nothing extremely graphic or offensive (unless you consider the summoning of the Banana Overlord highly offensive, in that case, I offer you my deepest apologies, the Banana Overlord is a reoccuring character). I do poke a little bit of fun at Siwon's bible obsession, but come on guys, -_-' cut me some slack, it's hilarious.

You can send in your suggestions of guidelines SJ should follow, and I might use them (and credit whoever thought of it, of course), though they may not appear in the first few chapters as I have quite a few planned and written already, just needing a bit of editing. 

I tried to post this last night, but then my internet flopped so I'm trying it again today, and if it doesn't work, well screw it, I won't we sharing it at all. 

Please comment, subscribe and enjoy. But now behold as you embark on this journey with me and my strange humour.