Sociopaths are us
Description
My name is Nam Joo Dae and i literally want to murder everyone around me.
Everyone pisses me off and i constantly think of new ways to get away with murder.
My bestfriend Kyungsoo is exactly like me.
We spend most of school days openly staring at the illiterate jocks and bimbos at our school,
and wondering which would be the best way to dispose of them.
We haven't yet gone through with any of our plans.
Yet.
One day, i might just crack.
Your skull that is.
Foreword
"OKAY! EVERYBODY REPEAT AFTER ME! E-X-O-T-I-C-S!
"E-X-O-T-I-C-S!"
"GO TEAM!"
"WOOOO"
"That one, the top of the pyramid, why is her face like that?"
"I want to rip her tongue off."
"You just bumped into me wide-eyes, say sorry!"
"You're breath smells"
" you! You're dead!"
"No you are"
"You couldn't kill me, even if you tried!"
"Oh don't tempt me. First i'd decaptate that thick skull of yours off of your shoulders, then i'd shove it in a blender, watching it becoming a grotesque liquid."
"What the ... calm down man...."
"Ms Nam Joo Dae, have you completed your homework."
"Yes"
"I refuse to believe that until i see it on my desk"
"It already is"
"No it isn't"
"Yes it is old hag"
"MS NAM JOO DAE, TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE."
"I'll slice your tongue off"
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Nothing"
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