oppa i am not wearing a bra!
by HulingElBimbo
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comedy
dbsk
fluff
friendship
hyunjoong
jaejoong
kai
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A/N: relax guys, i know what you're thinking (wow, this lazy author updated faster than the usual after 48 years?)yes your eyes is not deceiving you, there is really an update, though short,
Chapter 33
“And you call yourself dongbanshinki?” He mocked at them, laughter left their faces as they started to be annoyed by his presence, yet before someone can speak, and the real culprit came out.
“I am the one who’s hiding you’re noona.” Jaejoong walk out from his room, rubbing the back of his neck from the embarrassment, he look like he never slept last night, his members accusing eyes travelled to him,
Kai glared at him and speak, ”so the culprit finally comes out,”
“call her out, we’re going home,,” he looked at the now mad face of the other four before he added the word, ”hyung,,”
“She’s still asleep, she looks so tired, let’s just gave her some more minutes is that okay?” Jaejoong asked him,
And so the malicious eyes of his malicious members together with the shocked eyes of Kai went to him
“ANIO!” he shout waving his hands in front, is not what you think, we’re just sleeping nothing happened
“Just sleeping?” Yoochun question, added some fire to the smoke
“Nothing happened?” Yunho nastily looked at him, Jaejoong glared at him; he looked away pretending that he said nothing was wrong,
“I’m telling the truth, nothing happened, ah did you eat already, why don’t you take a seat first I will just prepare breakfast before she wakes up,” Jaejoong suggest, talking at Kai only, that made the other four jealous, kai walk in their living room and take a seat, facing the television screen, his hands in his thigh.
“Aren’t you asking us hyung?” Changmin asked, feeling hurt
“You will eat no matter I tell you not to anyway,” he answered back still with cold treatment
“So mean, now that he found his new brother,, ”Yoochun second
“Brother in law you mean,” Changmin corrected
“Yes teacher,” Yoochun made a face at him, they all followed Jaejoong in the kitchen,
“If only Yoowhan became a girl, I will introduce her to Jaejoong hyung, who knows he might fall for her and he will become nice to me,,,” Yoochun said out of the blue, junsu cheered with him and gave him a high five, Jaejoong rolled his eyes,
“First I never saw your brother as a girl and second there is no chance for me to fall for her because I don’t want to have an annoying brother in law like you,” he answered back at him, greeting something inside the fridge.
“And what’s the smell?!” he asked
“Oh my chicken!” Changmin yelled, almost forgot the chicken in the oven, he pulled it out using pot holders and smelled it,, ”mmmmm,,Kai’s noona!!!”
The three who understood the joke laugh, while the dumbfounded Jaejoong just shrug,
“How about you Yunho hyung you have a pretty sister,,” junsu started again,, everyone including Jaejoong anticipates his answer,
“And why will I let my sister to marry a big pervert?!” he said it like it was nothing, but jae joong’s pride was severely damage, questioning himself am I really that big of a pervert for them? Aren’t we all watching the same thing, imagine the same thing? Download the same thing so why am I the only one who took all the blame?
“And why will I chase your sister in the first place? I don’t want to have an annoying brother in law like you!” he said directly to Jaejoong throwing an egg that luckily he catches, Yunho laugh at his outburst.
“So you prefer to have a scary brother in law, is that right all mighty Kim Jae joong hyung?” Changmin tease, in a matter of minutes he had finished everything
“You know what I imagine this, when you happen to marry his sister, imagine during your honeymoon with your wife, you’re scary brother in law will interrupt saying,, where’s my noona, ? Bring my noona out!!?and freak out if you will not release her out of your room, how was that?” Yoochun tease again
“not funny Mickey mouse,,,” he sigh, still choosing to calm down, they are all lucky that his baby is inside and still sleeping, “You know what it’s too crowded here. Let’s fight later okay?” he told them,
“Okay, let’s just explore the brother in law, come on guys,,” Yunho provoke
“You will never bad mouth about me, right?” Jaejoong grab both his arms
“Relax, you never trust us really, do you know that it hurts our pride?” he accuse the oldest of the group.
“It’s not that, Yunho ah, you know that I love you first right, you know that yunjae is real? We will never betray each other right? We will continue supporting each other, no matter what?” he grab Yunho and beg for him,, he knows that one word from him the rest will follow, that’s his leader effect.
Yunho smiled at him and left him in the kitchen and went to kai,
“Let’s turn on the television shall we?” junsu asked Kai but was ignored, Yunho shook his head, signaling him not to, ”I guess that’s a bad idea,” he said then put the remote down and sits on the couch beside Yunho, Yoochun and Changmin sits beside Kai opposite Yunho and junsu,
“So we don’t really know that your noona was here, that’s why we reacted like that earlier,,” Yunho started, kai looked at him and nod,
“Sorry for the trouble, like I said I am just waiting for my noona to wake up and we will leave,” kai told him,
“Okay,”
“so you’re the brother right that Jaejoong hyung told us the last time?” junsu said, he nods again, ”looking at you closely, you really resemble our hyung,,” he said to the group, the three look at him as well, closely, kai feel so anxious by the way they ae looking at him, like he was sort of a pest or germs, he never really expect them to act this weird towards him
“anio,” it was Yoochun who break the inspecting the brother in law contest, ”I think he resemble of Changmin more than Jaejoong, I mean look at their lips,” the three pairs of eyes then travelled to now worried Changmin as if saying that Mr. park had a point.
Changmin glared at his hyungs , he knows where this comment leads, and while clenching his fist he told them,” my mother nor my father betray each other okay, I called them last night!”
Yoochun laugh at his silent outburst, “you really did?”
Changmin started to hit Yoochun using the pillow in his side, Yoochun fight back, kai watched their childishness, half amuse, half disappointed thinking that this is really DBSK?
“Stop fighting you’re scaring the brother in law.” Yunho ordered that made the two stop from fighting.
“Sorry about that, we’re e just like that, but we’re actually normal,, ”Yunho said, erasing Kai’s bad analysis towards his member. ”don’t worry about Jaejoong hyung, he really loves your noona a lot, we never seen him so excited like this, although it was new to us to see him this way, but we’re also glad that he is happy and we all support him,,” the other members who just fought earlier are now joining forces with their leader,” so we are really hoping that you will support our Jaejoong,” he added, the others nod with him,
Before Kai could answer the door on jaejoong’s room opened revealing the already awake and fully dress Minyoung,
“Noona!” kai stands up from his seat walk to her and gives her a hug, when they let go, he examines her body as if looking for possible wounds, the other laugh on how cute they look, and moved by the younger love to his noona.
Seeing the other four around made Minyoung uncomfortable,
“Sorry for intruding last night,” she bowed to them
“No it was okay actually, we’re happy that you chose to stay here than anywhere else,” Yunho commented
“okay that’s enough, quit staring,,” Jaejoong stands in the middle and chide his members to stop eyeing Minyoung, he knows them well, one question leads to 10, 10 question lead to 100, 100 questions lead to 1000, 1000 questions lead to forever .
“Let’s eat food is ready,” he told the rest
“No where going home, we’re just eat at home,” Minyoung told him
“But,”
“It’s okay, I bothered you too much and I guess it’s time for me to face my family,” she cuts him
“Are you sure,?” he worriedly asked
“Yes, and I will tell you everything when I am ready, for now I just wanted to face and talk to them,,”
“Okay, I’ll just change I’ll wend you two home,,” he said
“no it’s okay,” jae joong’s face grew serious, ”please do not refuse it this time, I’ll send you home and make sure that you’re safe,” he added, Minyoung had no choice but to agree.
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Before Kai leaves, he looked at the four members,
“You don’t hold grudges right?” he asked to them, the four look at each other confuse and with full curiosity
“No, “it was Yunho who answered, kai smiled
“well to me it depends,” Changmin said, that’s why kai’s smile vanished, the others looks at him, telling him to shout spouting nonsense,” but since the leaders had spoken, I am not to,,” he sigh dejectedly
“Thanks sunbae’s,” he said and storm off ahead Jaejoong and Minyoung,,
The four just shrug and continue what they we’re doing earlier, making fun at each other the usual.
“Baekhyun!” kai called when he reached the lobby, his friend was waiting below, and he was the one who helped him to find the Dbsk dorm,
“OH, kai how did it go?” he asked, he looked up to where is kai is staring, to notice a beautiful woman approaching
“That’s my noona!”: with all pride kai introduce his sister to him,
“Byun Baekhyun imnida,” he bowed to her, Minyoung bowed and smiled to at him,
“Kai here always talk something about you, telling us that he felt so lucky that he has a beautiful and sister, I never really believe it at first, until now,” he said stuttering, touching the back of his neck
“Really, did he say something bad about me?” Minyoung threaten
“Anio noona, everything are nice,, you have no idea how kai is proud to have you,,”Minyoung smile at that, she felt extreme happiness knowing how her little brother valued her.
“See right I told you, even prettier than snsd,” kai tease ,, he knows Baekhyun is a big fan of that group ever since,, he didn’t answer his friend directly but just smile in front of Minyoung while blushing
“Kai, you can’t force someone like that,” Minyoung scold him
“Why not?,”
“Anio noona, he was right, you’re more beautiful than them,,” he said biting his lips, because of that Kai cheered even more, that’s when Jaejoong step in front of them,
“What’s your name?” he asked Baekhyun, stars truck by his presence, he stuttered saying his name,
“BYUN,,BYUN,, BAEKKHYUNN,” he gulp, he is still stunned to face his idol,
“And you know who I am right?” he asked, Baekhyun nod,
“Kim jae joong sunbae,,” he answered,
Jaejoong smiles and said, “good,,” and place his arms in minyoung’s shoulder, ”glad you know me,, kai let’s go,,” he lead Minyoung to his car ready to. Sent the siblings home..
“What’s that mean?” Baekhyun asked kai
“Stop acting cute in front of my girlfriend, that was clearly written in his face, he was rude in person, don’t mind him, he is jealous monster, he ‘s even jealous on me,, what will he do? I am her brother, he can’t change that,”
“Oh, I see,” Baekhyun understood,
“Come on,” kai drag him along
“I’m going with you?”
“Of course we went here together and another thing, we will fight back!” kai threaten…
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It was a short update, I know, stop throwing stones at me, I just can’t help but to add THIS CHEESY BACON, GREASY BACON, LOVELY BACON, ADORRABLE BYUN Baekhyun, and he is a perfect fan boy and so forth, I just happened to add some cameos to justify a certain scene, and her family issues let’s just deal about it soon.

(I DON'T OWN THE GIF, CREDITS TO THE REAL OWNER)
And who have thought that Kim jae joong and park Minyoung will be acting in the same drama!!! And that makes me more inspired, TIME SLIP DR. JIN, PICTURE OF HIM IN THE DRAMA...

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amiyakyu on says:
i think i have read your story before but not in this website.. did you post anywhere your story..
novayne13 on says about chapter 28:
Soojin is so _____ :@
novayne13 on says about chapter 15:
The way jaejoong bribe them s so funny :D
novayne13 on says about chapter 11:
This is so fun 2 read
ElfCassieYenJi on says about chapter 39:
omo i smell trouble and heartaches... please update soon.
JKHJ20 on says about chapter 39:
a jaejoong scandal..? her father should just cancel the wedding plan of his daughter and hyunjung.. this is not fair..
thanks for the update..
WeLNiuXtea on says about chapter 39:
Omo! a scamdal... no!~ >_< I want them to be happy and together TT^TT
deventa on says about chapter 39:
I'll stitch with this story till the end~~ Thanks for the update author nim~ :D
BlueSolified on says about chapter 27:
Soo Jinn really needs to grow up! Jae was never yours to begin with so stop messing with them! But Kim Hyun Joong tho<3333333333
redblossom07 on says about chapter 39:
wtf? her father is indeed evil .. he is so selfish!
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