I'M GOING INSANE!

“JUNG YUNHO!!!!!”

Just like an usual habit, that morning, again, Jaejoong shout from the top of his lung right from kitchen with a perfect pitch.

“KIM JUNSU!!!!!”

Seems like someone new is in trouble….

“The hell Jae.. For the fuck sake!! It’s still 6 in the morning!!” Yoochun is mumbling from his troubled sleep.

“Ouw hyungie~~ what is it now??” Changmin shakes his head while coming out from his bathroom, ready for his morning jogging.

“I’m sleepy~~~” Junsu covers his ears with the pillow, “Why the hell he is screaming my name in this very very morning!!” he mumbles and tries to get back to sleep.

“Hhmm…. My jaejae is calling me~~” Yunho is ready to go down. Jaejoong’s screaming just like music in his ears till he can’t differentiate whether he is angry or happy.

“I’m coming baby~~~” Yunho shouts from the stairs.

“Bring Junsu with you! NOW!” Jae’s command echoed through the house.

“What?? Why?!” Yunho just stood there like an idiot.

“Just do what I fuckin’ tell you to!! Don’t ask me!!” he hisses rather loudly to the tall man.

Yunho hesitately enter Junsu’s room and drag the poor boy with his dolphin downstairs to the kitchen. Yunho sees how red Jaejoong’s face right now and finally he is aware that there must be something wrong.

“Hehe…. Morning sweety~~” Yunho tried to be all sweet in front of Jaejoong.

“Dammit! If you two want to be all mushy mushy, why do you have to drag me here, huh?!!” Junsu feels annoyed and tries to go back sleeping but Jaejoong pulls his ears hard.

“Yah!! Who tells you to go!! You two fuckin’ lazy ass, now go to the sink and clean up all your mess!!” Jaejoong says while pointing to the sink with dirty plates and glasses.

“But-” the two tries to answer Jaejoong but they cancel it, looking into Jaejoong’s wrath in his eyes.

“What??!! You two want to deny that it is you two who create those messes in my lovely kitchen, huh??” Jaejoong walks nearer.

“No way it is Yoochun because he is a very neat guy I ever see and he come home late last night after some works in his store. And no way it is Changmin because he loves me so much and never make me angry so he always clean his dirty plates before I even step my feet into this lovely home” he paused a minute to make the two thinking, “And there are two sets of plates and glasses and other mess…. It must be you two!!” he sighs desperately. The duo looks down to their feet, admitting their sin. They are just too drunk to do the disses after playing all night long and want to get some refreshing activity before going sleeping, but it seems that they do it too much and forgot to do dishes even after Changmin told them so.

 

 

“Morning umma~~” Changmin walks beside his umma and peck his cheek. His eyes never leave Yunho’s angry eyes and he smirks to the older guy before giving his umma morning hug.

“Hey my son…. Ready for the morning jog?” He caresses Changmin’s face with affection. Yunho really want to punch that boy’s face right now. Junsu already walk to the sink, don’t care.

“Of course…. I’m leaving umma~~” he then smirks again to the older guy in front of Jaejoong.

“And by the way Yunho hyung…. Didn’t I tell you last night to clean up those plates and glasses of yours while Jaejoong hyung is sleeping? Hahahhahaha…. Good luck!!” Changmin waves his hand to the elder and Yunho can’t help but clenching his fist tight.

“So…. My son told you? Why don’t you do it last night!!!” Jaejoong shouts again. Now, right in front of Yunho’s face.

“Sorry Jae…. I’m so sleepy after eating and tired” Yunho tries to act cute.

“Do you think I’m not tired Mr. Boss?? I go to my agency always at 9 in the morning and comeback home at least at 11 in the night and I always do all the dishes you two creates and I never once complain for it but it is already too much!!” Jaejoong then go away from them and go upstair to his room, getting ready for the job.

“Jae!! Wait!!” Yunho is about to chase him but-

“Yah!! Yunho hyung!! Chase your lover later, can’t you?? Do these dishes first!!” Junsu shouts from the sink and Yunho walks to his direction, sulking.

***

 

 

Jaejoong enters the home with lovely aura this evening and it makes the other four, who are sitting in front of the home theatre feels something fishy is going on here.

“Good afternoon members!!” he says cheerfully and the four pairs of eyes just eyeing him suspiciously. No one answer.

“Yah!!!” Jaejoong got angry because no one answers him. Suddenly the four men smiles brightly. This is how Jaejoong should be, they think.

“Afternoon hyung!!” they answer it finally.

“I bring a new member for this house” he stops his words, looking at the reaction. As he could predict, they frown, hard.

 

 

“Why don’t you ask us first?” Yunho complains.

“Hyung~~ he’ll make more mess that I could do!” Junsu whines like a child, rejecting.

“As long as he is neat, it’s okay with me” Changmin doesn’t care and look back to the TV.

“Who is it?” Yoochun, just like he always do, right to the point.

“Come here!!!” Jaejoong shouts again cheerfully and a cute guy enters the room with his bag. The 3 pairs of eyes widened to the maximum size.

“Kim Kibum??!!” the three shouts and Changmin immediately leave his TV and follows the three looking at the new guy, or to be exact, his lover.

“Annyeong haseyo hyung-deul….” He bows politely.

 

What the hell hyung??!! Why do you bring that guy here!!! Dammit!!

 

“I object!!” Changmin raises his hand and the other guys look at him.

“Wae?” Jaejoong asks.

“You said you’ll be okay as long as he is a neat person. And we know that Kibum is reaaalllyyyy neat!!” Eat that Minnie~~~ Ouw I love you Jaejoongie~~~ gyahahahhaha…

Changmin glares to the elder who sits beside his lover now.

“Okay okay guys…. Let’s do the voting right now…. Who agree that Kibum lives here with us?” Jaejoong says while raising his own hand.

Four hands in the air and Changmin defeated immediately.

“Okay then…. You can sleep at the guess room beside Changmin’s room Kibummie~~ and you can do it now” he shift closer to the guy and whispers to his ear. “I need to clean the mess first….” He smiles dangerously and Kibum smirks to the elder.

 

 

“Now explain it, hyung” Changmin hisses dangerously to the elder when Kibum is already in his room.

“I just need a friend” Jaejoong answers simply.

“You have us!” Changmin is sulking.

“I have you all but you never be at home and so do myself. So I think we need someone who can stay at home more often than us. I find Kibum is a high school teacher and he has much time, he is neat and clean! Not like those two!” He points to Junsu and Yunho.

“But why it has to be him!” Changmin messes his own hair.

“Because I trust him and beside that, he is your lover Minnie~~” Jaejoong caresses his son’s hair.

“And he is cute, seems we can get along well” Junsu says excitedly.

“He will be a perfect friend for Jaejoong” Yunho nods to himself and Changmin sends him deathly glare immediately.

“I know what you mean hyung!” Changmin hisses to Yunho and the later just smiles in glory.

“1-1 Changmin…. We are equal now….” He stands up and goes to the stair, “What is the dinner Jae? Should I call Kibum to help you?” He says with lovely voice.

“Don’t know Yun~~ and thanks for calling him. I’ll be waiting in the kitchen” Jaejoong stands up and heading to the kitchen.

“Hhooaammm…. I’m sleepy~~” Yoochun yawns cutely like a kitten, “Wake me up when the dinner ready hyung~~ I love you~~” and he goes upstairs to take some sleep.

“Changmin~ah! Let’s play some game!!” Junsu says excitedly but then he cancel it because he can sense the dark aura coming from the maknae, “Maybe later” and he run for his life to his room.

“Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!” Changmin screams alone in the room, frustrated.

***

 

*Changmin POV*

Okay okay!! Now my life can’t be more desperate than this!! Aarrgghhh!!! Why did Jaejoong hyung have to bring that impossibly phsyco evil lover of mine here!! Okay I’m sorry if it is too much but I DON’T LIKE TO LIVE WITH THAT PERSON HERE UNDER ONE ROOF!! Thank you very much!!!

 

Oh come on Min~~ look at him…. He is cute, isn’t he??

 

I take aquick glance to the boy that washing dishes with peach apron. He looked sexy and so womanlike.

 

Yah!! What are you thinking about?!!

 

I stand up from my seat and walks to the freezer to get a bottle of cold water. I don’t think my head can think properly right now.

“I don’t think that cold water will be useful that way Minnie~~” I almost burst all the water I’m going to swallow out because of that voice. But as a cool me, thanks to my always poker face, I could swallow it, forcefully.

“Omo!! Did I disturb you?” I think he got my red face.

“What are yu doing here, huh?” I ask try to be as mean as possible.

“Doing dishes, can’t you see it?” he answers innocently.

“I know you are not stupid Kim Kibum” I say plainly to defeat him. Huh!! You think you can defeat me? Think again!

“That’s why we are a perfect couple ever” he says smiling brightly and snatch the bottle of cold water from my grip.

“Drinking cold water can’t make your head cold as well you know?” he opens the lid and throw it to the bin.

“I think this way will be better” I can see he brings the bottle up to my head and-

 

 

SPALSH

 

 

“Yah!!!!” I could feel my head as cold as the cold water. He pour all the contain o my head!! Is he insane or something??!!

“The fuck Kibum!! What the hell are you doing??” I widened my eyes in anger.

“Just helping to cool down your head and brain baby….” He smiles while throwing the bottle to the bin along with the lid.

“Dammit!” I open the freezer and grab a bottle of the cold water and pour it right away on Kibum’s head.

“Hahahahahhahahahahhaa”

“Yah!!” Kibum grab another bottle and splash it through my body again. I really look terrible.

“Yah Kim Kibum! You wanna die, huh?!!” I chase him and he just stuck his tongue to me.

“Meeeeerooong!!!” he says and I really chase him now.

I don’t know how long we play chasing each other and splashig water through our body till when I realize it, I already wet from head to toe, but I don’t want to stop. I see him leaning against the wall and I pinned him there.

“Now you can’t go anywhere!” I hiss on his face.

“Give…. Hah…. Me time Min…. Huh…. I’m tired” he says while panting heavily.

 

Look at him dude…. He is cute!!

 

I can feel my cheeks getting hot and I must be blushing right now.

 

Dammit!! Control yourself Changmin!!

 

I see him smiling sweetly while I just stand there keep looking at his wet long hair covering almost half of his face. He looks terrible but he is sure hot.

“Why do you look at me with the same eyes like when you see your foor, huh? You want to eat me? Yah!!! I’m not your kimbab for your information!!”

“Ahahahaahhahahhaha….” His words make me laugh, how can I eat him? He must be crazy!

 

Or maybe you can do it Changmin….

 

How?

 

Don’t tell me you don’t know how it works! You pathetic!

 

Yah!!! I’m not!!

 

You saw so much porn, you know how to eat him!

 

You mean eat him like that?

 

Yes! You moron.

 

 

I don’t know how long I’ve been in battlefield between my heart and my mind till I realize he keeps poking my chest.

“Changmin~ah…. Are you okay?”

“Hahahahahha…. Hahhaha…. Ha…” I stoped my laugh when he still at the same expression. Smiling sweetly. It’s alittle bit creepy you know.

“That looks better on you….” He says while caressig my left cheek, “Keep smiling” he smiles till his eyes disappear.

 

Ouw~~~ isn’t he cute Changmin?? Just admit it, can’t you?!”

 

Yah!! My heart beats uncontrolable and I could feel he tries to make me at the same level as him. I think we are almost 10 cm apart? Correct me if I wrong but I never measure his height before so don’t blame me.

“Good evening” he whispers in front of my face with that hot brathe and just leave me dumbfounded on my spot. God!! I’m going insane here! T_T

I run after him and just pull him to my embrace. He looks confuser and I love it.

“Why?” he asks more to my chest.

I take a look at his confused eyes and I can’t control it anymore. I pull him and just landing my lips on his, crashing it like terribel trafic accident. He seems dumbfounded at first but starting to return my kiss. Yes I can feel it, the same lips that I claimed for the first time. I recognize it, he is my snow white.

 

 

“Yah!!!! My kitchen!!!” I widened my eyes and so do him and we pull apart immeadiately due to the voice.

“JAEJOONG HYUNG!” we say together in horror.

“Yah! You two moron people! Why do you make my kitchen like a broken ship? Water everywhere!! Did the ship just chrased by big wave??!!” I know Jaejoong hyung will forgive me on whatever I do because he loves me, but he loves his kitchen more than everything!

“Hyung I- ” I can’t finish it because Kibum is already stands up in front of me.

“We are sorry hyung, we will clean this mess up before afternoon” Kibum gives Jaejoong hyung his best aegyo I think. He really is awesome! He knows very well that Jaejoong hyung can’t stand something cute before his eyes.

And i’m right! Hyung’s eyes sparkling in awe though he is not admit it yet.

“Forgive us please~~~~” I think it’s not just his job to beg for hyung’s pardon but also me! So I give my best puppy eyes that never fail to amuse Jaejoong hyung. Yuck! I hate being cute and to top that, doing aegyo, but for the sake of my stomach, I’ll do everything. It will be worst if Jaejoong hyung keep angry, he won’t cook for us. And where else I can eat as much as possible without even paying? I don’t want to make my wallet suffer you know.

“Just do it and finish it before afternoon, I’m going to work”

Yaaayyy!!!!! What did I say, huh?! I never once fail at this way! I’m awesome! Jaejoong hyung leave for work with blushing cheeks and Kibum grins like an idiot.

“Okay!! Let’s do it!”

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