This is a present for my awesome best friend/kind of sister/my Iddy Boo Boo Child.  Love you Boo!

Kpop fantasies are the life of any kpop fangirl.  You dream of your kpop man, you breath your kpop man, and damn you even wanna EAT that kpop man. But they are beautiful.  Look at them, look at you, look back at them.  It's like a god trying to bang a person, and it usually just doesn't work out right as we've learned from Greek literature.  The world ENDS over that sh-  Well, that's not the point.  See, love is love, and though you feel like a speck in that kpop man's eyes compared to all those lovely, twinkling Korean lady celebrities, that doesn't mean a love story can't explode and be like the magicaliest cinderella moment you've all been waiting for, despite language, cultural, and god-to-mortal-human status barriers. So if that dream did come true, I'm not going to sugarcoat it with all that magical fairy bullcrap that we all expect in our lovestories.  This is the reality, my kpop fangirls.  All the total not charming stuff you do, all the literal things that would happen if your lovestory DID come true?  This is it.  Your kpop reality romance, should you choose to accept it, is this...