So this is what happens when you use a plot generator to write your fanfics for you xD I used an amazing Super Junior Ultimate Plot Generator, and this fabulous story is the result. Here was the prompt I got: 

"Ryeowook... Is a police officer... And he met Heechul... Who is a stripper... They met in a weird building... The first thing they did was fight... Then the former said to the latter: “I will eat your shoe”... To which the latter responded with “I have cake in the fridge”... After so many effing chapters, this is what happened: They turned into zombies."

As you can see, It's quite hysterical xD so if you'd like to try it out for yourself, here's the link to the plot generator: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/344912/394/k-pop-click-drag-games-it-ll-blow-your-mind-infinite-romance-shinee-exo-games-bap-clickanddrag 

Good luck, and enjoy the resulting suju crack fics xD