I was in a hyper active mood after I read one of the most hilarious fanfics evar. So I wanted to make a funny fanfic with my favorite pairings. It should be funny. I dunno, I have to actually talk to someone to make a humorous comment. So anyways, enjoy! (BTW: This will be multiple chaptered. I'll update them once in a while. :P)

JeTi

SunYeon

YoonHyun

SooHyo

Forever Alone (but mine) Yuri

Disclaimer: dis work uses characters that I DO NOT OWN BUT I WISH I DID. the nine shexi ladies, Taeyeon, Jessica, Sunny, Tiffany, Hyoyeon, Yuri, Sooyoung, Yoona, Seohyun, and along with other used KPOP stars are used for fictional (i wish it was real sigh) services (lol dat sounded weird) only. anything from this writing are from my ed up imagination and if it looks similar to any other writing it is purely a coincidence. so now as i go help taeyeon drool over sunny's melons finish writing dis disclaimer, these events are all from my imagination. 

Except for the first conversation, everything else is mine. First convo goes to rightful owner.