Pick-Up Lines

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Baekhyun is trying his best to make Kyungsoo fall for him with his cheesy pick-up lines, while Kyungsoo is playing hard to get.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Foreword

 
 
 
 
 
"Kyungsoo!" Baekhyun said in a squeezed out voice as he felt his abdominal muscle contract again.
 
"What is it?" Kyungsoo asked.
 
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." Baekhyun gave him a cramped up expression while Kyungsoo rolled his eyes.
 
"Alright, face. That's enough." Kyungsoo slammed the door shut.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A Cup of Sunshine
 
Beware, tons of...crazy stuff in here that will let you see your idols in a different light HAHAHA but I swear I'm not on crack when I wrote this. Maybe I was. No I'm not I'm a good kid. Just kidding I love crack. Nope, I don't I'm a good kid. Actually yes, I was on. No I'm not! 
 
Sorry, the bipolar in me is quarreling.
 
Toodles~ 
 
weeeeeeeee~
 
 
 
 
 
 
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BR_exo #1
Chapter 1: Wow that was disgustingly cute lol
akared #2
Chapter 1: hahaha!!! the failures of pick up lines! but still, I'm enjoying this hilarious!
yoon_miyoung #3
Chapter 1: HOLY BAEKSOO F******!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA xD I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHILE READING YOUR STORY. AHHAHAHAA OTL THOSE PICK UP LINES REMINDS ME OF MYSELF RP-ING KYUNGSOO AND DOING THOSE PICK UP LINES TO A BAEKHYUN RP. :3 HHAHHAHHAA NICE I'LL GIVE THIS 501TIMES THUMBS UP :3 YEHET
Peachddu #4
Chapter 1: LOLOL AUTHOR-SHI LEMME LUBUUUUUU YOU!
I LOVED EVERY BIT OF THIS xD
Peachddu #5
Chapter 1: O-omo the r-raspb-berry j-jam....
Indeed its brilliance breathes life into the existence of the emotion we all know as LOVE.
The glistening, sweet red substance holding all the secrets of the universe and life itself.
That was so moving... tears were threatening to spill over my eyes despite my efforts, I just couldn't hold back...
So I just allowed myself to sink, drown and give into the overwhelming tidal wave of feelings without a care. Especially during the scene between the two young lovers, it was just so moving and undeniably, breathtakingly beautiful. The raw feelings of emotion were just executed so perfectly to the point where I was hit with emotions. It literally felt like the brick of emotion was thrown at my face busting my lip and breaking my nose in its course, leaving my eyes in the shade of a painful dark purple. This story has changed my life for I've not seen a love so true in all my life up until this very moment. THIS VERY MOMENT I TELL YOU! asdfghjklsgysbshsjsn
/WHALE SCREECHES
/UGLY SOBS
; A;
khialian #6
Chapter 1: This is hilarious!!.. Congarts Baek for successfully tasting Kyungie's !!.. Ur hard work payed off with delight hahaha...
MotionlessMe #7
Chapter 1: Hahaha.omg.this is just so funny.haha.thank you fr working hard baekhyunnie.finally you can taste kyunggie's ***** lol.haha
oreo_cream #8
Chapter 1: how to not laugh....... i just can't! omg what have i just read?!!!!
and i swear those chinese words was something unexpected!
FanGullForLife #9
I swear I really love your Stories. Keep on making a'right? I will be the first one to read them :))) And I'm a big fan of BaekSoo, I ship them ♥
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