The One Who Tripped.

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Am I spoiling you guys by updating again this soon?

Enjoy~

 

 

 

 

Baekhyun: run

Baekhyun: run, you idiot

Baekhyun: ah, of course u would trip

Baekhyun: get up

Baekhyun: get up

Baekhyun: get up, get up, get up

Baekhyun: how do u not manage to get up in whole 10 seconds?!

Baekhyun: u r about to get murdered, ing run

Baekhyun: idiot

Baekhyun: knew he would die

Sehun: are you watching Kyungsoo hyung kill Chanyeol hyung?

Baekhyun: close

Baekhyun: me and Kyungsoo are watching a scary movie

D.O: we made a bet, about who would stay alive until the end of the movie

Sehun: and?

D.O: Baekhyun's bet just died

D.O: also, Chanyeol hyung easily pins me down all the time. How come nobody talks about that?

Sehun: that happened like only once, by accident

Suho: scary movies these days are not realistic

Sehun: hyung, I'm hungry T.T

Suho: then get something to eat

Sehun: anything I want? ^^

Suho: as long as it doesn't involve Tao, yes, anything you want

Chanyeol: whoa, Jongin is good

Chanyeol: really really good

Chanyeol: I knew he was good, I always knew. Buut I never knew he was this good

Chanyeol: whoa

D.O: what the hell?

Chanyeol: I'm watching Jongin's practice today

Chanyeol: tagged along since I was bored

Chanyeol: and just wow, this kid can dance

Sehun: well, we would be in big trouble if our main dancer couldn't dance

Baekhyun: of course she would fall off the stairs

Baekhyun: and then faint but wake up just in time to see the killer stab her

Baekhyun: I don't know how many times I saw this kind of scene

D.O: ignore him, he is so scared, he is trying to calm himself down

Baekhyun:

Sehun: hyung, I'm no expert, but I don't think the said thing will calm you down

D.O: he is calling me , u little

Sehun: really?!

Suho: stop being sarcastic and eat your food

Sehun: still waiting

Chanyeol: u r being like this because u r hungry?

Sehun: yes, food is my everything

Suho: I thought I was your everything

Sehun: well, you were going to buy me lunch ...

Sehun: I would have stripped for you get my food

Suho: please never strip

D.O: somebody come home and get Baekhyun off of me

D.O: and it was his idea to watch this movie

Kai: u seem to be enjoying yourself

D.O: break?

Kai: yeah, also, Chanyeol hyung kept laughing, so I was curious

Baekhyun: they hear a sound

Baekhyun: they go after it

Baekhyun: what the is wrong with them

Sehun: oh ,and there is always a scene where someone is getting murdered right outside a window

Sehun: and everyone is too busy with party or something and that person gets killed while screaming for help and nobody sees him

Kai: I feel like that would be Baekhyun hyung

D.O: agreed

D.O: he would try to run and then he will get caught right outside

Baekhyun: if I die, I Byun Baekhyun swear that I will haunt you for the rest of my life

Baekhyun: all of you

Sehun: "for the rest of my life"

Baekhyun: don't mock me

Baekhyun: I will shove a cucumber through your nostril

Chanyeol: none of us hate cucumber like you do, Baekhyun

Sehun: I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that I will be uncomfortable with a cucumber inside my nose

Baekhyun: and there is another place I can shove it in, too

D.O: r u just using your empty stomach as excuse to make fun of your hyungs?

Sehun: No

D.O: ?

Sehun: yes

D.O: good job

Sehun: I love you

D.O: I love you, too

Kai: now I'm hungry, Sehun where r u eating?

Suho: r u done?

Kai: I don't know, I wanna go home and take a shower

Kai: but I'm also too tired to get up from this floor

Chanyeol: he is hard

Suho: what?

Sehun: you are kidding

Kai: in my defense, it just happened

Kai: like how it happens to everyone

Kai: I didn't even think of anything, in the slightest

Baekhyun: it happens; wear a long shirt and come home

D.O: when did we get this comfortable to talk about boners?

Chanyeol: when u stepped on mine that morning?

Sehun: when we were forced to take showers together?

Suho: I thought it was when we all had a nice long talk that night?

Baekhyun: oh, hyung

Kai: how do u stay this innocent after living all those years?

Suho: I can't win over you guys, I'm gonna catch on my sleep

Suho: see u tomorrow

Baekhyun: midnight

Baekhyun: like Cinderella

Suho: hang on

Suho: u r with Kyungsoo,right?

D.O: yeah?

Suho: and Chanyeol is with Jongin

Kai: yes?

Suho: Sehun, where r u?

Sehun: ^^

Suho: Oh Sehun

Sehun: Yehet

Suho: what the hell is Yehet?

Baekhyun: Yehet? what is what?

D.O: he has been saying it, I don't know what it means

Kai: code name for Tao?

Chanyeol: seriously, where the hell is this kid? 

Suho: didn't he tell u guys where he was going?

Sehun: Home! home! I'm home. Where else would I go on a day off? home!

Suho: then why r u ordering food

Sehun: I'm a grown man now

Sehun: I can't wake up my mom and ask her to make me food

Suho: okay...

Suho: what is Yehet?

Sehun: Ohorat ^^

 

 

 

 

Okay ... Bye~

I'm so sorry for this update.

 

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mistymountains 193 streak #1
Nice story!
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Chapter 17: Why? i love this so much this is so original T.T I respect your decision but I hope you decide to write more on the future. fighting!
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Love your writing style for these.
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Chapter 16: Awesome ending! Well done
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