The One Who Tripped.
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Am I spoiling you guys by updating again this soon?
Enjoy~
Baekhyun: run
Baekhyun: run, you idiot
Baekhyun: ah, of course u would trip
Baekhyun: get up
Baekhyun: get up
Baekhyun: get up, get up, get up
Baekhyun: how do u not manage to get up in whole 10 seconds?!
Baekhyun: u r about to get murdered, ing run
Baekhyun: idiot
Baekhyun: knew he would die
Sehun: are you watching Kyungsoo hyung kill Chanyeol hyung?
Baekhyun: close
Baekhyun: me and Kyungsoo are watching a scary movie
D.O: we made a bet, about who would stay alive until the end of the movie
Sehun: and?
D.O: Baekhyun's bet just died
D.O: also, Chanyeol hyung easily pins me down all the time. How come nobody talks about that?
Sehun: that happened like only once, by accident
Suho: scary movies these days are not realistic
Sehun: hyung, I'm hungry T.T
Suho: then get something to eat
Sehun: anything I want? ^^
Suho: as long as it doesn't involve Tao, yes, anything you want
Chanyeol: whoa, Jongin is good
Chanyeol: really really good
Chanyeol: I knew he was good, I always knew. Buut I never knew he was this good
Chanyeol: whoa
D.O: what the hell?
Chanyeol: I'm watching Jongin's practice today
Chanyeol: tagged along since I was bored
Chanyeol: and just wow, this kid can dance
Sehun: well, we would be in big trouble if our main dancer couldn't dance
Baekhyun: of course she would fall off the stairs
Baekhyun: and then faint but wake up just in time to see the killer stab her
Baekhyun: I don't know how many times I saw this kind of scene
D.O: ignore him, he is so scared, he is trying to calm himself down
Baekhyun:
Sehun: hyung, I'm no expert, but I don't think the said thing will calm you down
D.O: he is calling me , u little
Sehun: really?!
Suho: stop being sarcastic and eat your food
Sehun: still waiting
Chanyeol: u r being like this because u r hungry?
Sehun: yes, food is my everything
Suho: I thought I was your everything
Sehun: well, you were going to buy me lunch ...
Sehun: I would have stripped for you get my food
Suho: please never strip
D.O: somebody come home and get Baekhyun off of me
D.O: and it was his idea to watch this movie
Kai: u seem to be enjoying yourself
D.O: break?
Kai: yeah, also, Chanyeol hyung kept laughing, so I was curious
Baekhyun: they hear a sound
Baekhyun: they go after it
Baekhyun: what the is wrong with them
Sehun: oh ,and there is always a scene where someone is getting murdered right outside a window
Sehun: and everyone is too busy with party or something and that person gets killed while screaming for help and nobody sees him
Kai: I feel like that would be Baekhyun hyung
D.O: agreed
D.O: he would try to run and then he will get caught right outside
Baekhyun: if I die, I Byun Baekhyun swear that I will haunt you for the rest of my life
Baekhyun: all of you
Sehun: "for the rest of my life"
Baekhyun: don't mock me
Baekhyun: I will shove a cucumber through your nostril
Chanyeol: none of us hate cucumber like you do, Baekhyun
Sehun: I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that I will be uncomfortable with a cucumber inside my nose
Baekhyun: and there is another place I can shove it in, too
D.O: r u just using your empty stomach as excuse to make fun of your hyungs?
Sehun: No
D.O: ?
Sehun: yes
D.O: good job
Sehun: I love you
D.O: I love you, too
Kai: now I'm hungry, Sehun where r u eating?
Suho: r u done?
Kai: I don't know, I wanna go home and take a shower
Kai: but I'm also too tired to get up from this floor
Chanyeol: he is hard
Suho: what?
Sehun: you are kidding
Kai: in my defense, it just happened
Kai: like how it happens to everyone
Kai: I didn't even think of anything, in the slightest
Baekhyun: it happens; wear a long shirt and come home
D.O: when did we get this comfortable to talk about boners?
Chanyeol: when u stepped on mine that morning?
Sehun: when we were forced to take showers together?
Suho: I thought it was when we all had a nice long talk that night?
Baekhyun: oh, hyung
Kai: how do u stay this innocent after living all those years?
Suho: I can't win over you guys, I'm gonna catch on my sleep
Suho: see u tomorrow
Baekhyun: midnight
Baekhyun: like Cinderella
Suho: hang on
Suho: u r with Kyungsoo,right?
D.O: yeah?
Suho: and Chanyeol is with Jongin
Kai: yes?
Suho: Sehun, where r u?
Sehun: ^^
Suho: Oh Sehun
Sehun: Yehet
Suho: what the hell is Yehet?
Baekhyun: Yehet? what is what?
D.O: he has been saying it, I don't know what it means
Kai: code name for Tao?
Chanyeol: seriously, where the hell is this kid?
Suho: didn't he tell u guys where he was going?
Sehun: Home! home! I'm home. Where else would I go on a day off? home!
Suho: then why r u ordering food
Sehun: I'm a grown man now
Sehun: I can't wake up my mom and ask her to make me food
Suho: okay...
Suho: what is Yehet?
Sehun: Ohorat ^^
Okay ... Bye~
I'm so sorry for this update.
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