I forgot I wrote this chapter ^^

Enjoy~

Suho: how did the dorm even became like this?

Suho: just how many shoes do u change a day?

Suho: at least put the ones u won't wear away!

Suho: Baekhyun, stop drawing stuff on the mirror

Suho: your drawing is worse than Kris hyung's

Suho: Minseok hyung has been gone for only 2 days and this place looks like pile of trash

Suho: Chanyeol, Kyungsoo, I expected better of you guys

Suho: you too, Sehun, Jongin

Baekhyun: why don't you expect anything from me? T.T I'm a pretty reliable person

Sehun: it is so weird how you are scolding us, when you're the one who is responsible for most of that pile of trash

Suho: U slept in Chanyeol's bed because u were too lazy to put the sheets on yours, Baekhyun

Baekhyun: that happened only once

Baekhyun: I went back to my bed the very next day

Suho: because Yixing hyung put the sheets on your bed for you

Baekhyun: I miss that hyung, he is always nice to me

Suho: because he is not tired of you

Suho: yet

Baekhyun: You know that nagging doesn't solve a thing, right?

Suho: and you know that if you don't start doing your dishes, I will one day let go of Kyungsoo's leash?

D.O: what am I, a mad dog?

Baekhyun: you strangled me after I gave you a massage

D.O: you almost broke my back, that wasn't a massage

D.O: and you demanded 20,000 won for it

Baekhyun: that is pretty cheap, you should feel blessed to be touched by my perfect fingers

Baekhyun: and you didn't even pay me

Baekhyun: but then you almost choked me to death and asked for money from those people!

Sehun: are we the "those people"?

Kai: most likely

Chanyeol: Baekhyun, calm down ^^ he didn't actually choke you to death

Baekhyun: am I suppose to be grateful for that?

Baekhyun: can I sue him?

Baekhyun: with all the stuff he did to me, I'm pretty sure I have a good case here

Suho: Baekhyun, what did u even use to draw these? they won't come off

Baekhyun: oh yeah

Baekhyun: ... permanent marker, as I realized later on

Suho: u r kidding me

Suho: u do know that just tomorrow we could get scheduled to shoot a show in our dormitory?!

Suho: these things u drew cannot be broadcasted

Baekhyun: it is art

Baekhyun: I got inspired by Kris hyung

Kai: take the mirror off and break it

Kai: tell them it was an accident

Suho: next time, double check what u r using to write and draw insults towards Tao

Suho: actually, just stop this

Baekhyun: no way, I'm not gonna lose to that brat

D.O: would u rather lose ur life then?

Sehun: it is hot

Sehun: I wanna go out for a cold drink

Sehun: but it is hot

Sehun: and I don't wanna get up from the cool floor

Chanyeol: I fell asleep

Chanyeol: again

Suho: how long have u been sleeping?

Chanyeol: the moment I put down my bag on the floor?

Suho: but u went there to practice!

Chanyeol: I know, I know

Chanyeol: I'll start now

Chanyeol: but hyung, you just can't understand how painful it is for tall people like me to dance as fast as you short people

Suho: Jongin is almost as tall as you

Chanyeol: but he is Jongin

Chanyeol: The Jongin

Kai: Omo

Kai: thank you

Chanyeol: ^^

Sehun: speaking of height

Sehun: I think I'm growing

Sehun: that is why I'm constantly hungry and thirsty

Sehun: I need to raise the average height of this group

Baekhyun: our average height is just fine

Sehun: yeah, no thanks to you

Baekhyun: were you alwasy this bratty or did you change when you met Tao?

Sehun: both

Chanyeol: I can't move

Chanyeol: Jongin-ah, save me

Kai: can't

Chanyeol: or wont'?

Kai: can't

Kai: me and Kyungsoo are eating

Kai: he is also telling me to stop talking to people like you guys

Baekhyun: people like us?

Baekhyun: Junmyeon hyung, why don't you say anything when Kyungsoo looks down on us like this?

Suho: because you can learn a lot from him? 

Suho: Like they say, when life gives you lemon

Suho: make a lemonade

Chanyeol: hyung is the type to make lemonade and serve everyone and write inspiring notes on the cups

D.O: and you are the type to get hit by the lemonade right in your face

Baekhyun: and Jongin is the one who think about how just much hate lemon gets and how it is still so strong

Bakhyun: he will even shed a tear and practice even harder, and one day will devote a dance for the lemon and bow down in front of the audience

Baekhyun: nothing and no one but the lemon in his mind

Kai: I'm pretty sure I would be sleeping too deeply to notice the lemon, hyung

Baekhyun: I'm the one who will draw a on the lemon and throw it back

Baekhyun: because Kyungsoo would be the one who threw it at me in the first place

Kai: and Sehun?

Baekhyun: Sehun is the lemon

Is it just me or are these chapters just keep getting weirder and weirder?

Good thing only 3 chapters are left.

Have a lovely day anyway ^^/

P.S: I'm the lemon of your life.