I don't Have Name for This Chapter
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I was going to write a chapter and hide it until New Year's eve
But then I saw your comments ... you guys are just so adorable
So... ^^
Enjoy~
Sehun: Kim Jongin
Sehun: how old r u?
Kai: 18?
Sehun: why r u confused about even ur age
Kai: why r u asking me my age when u already know it?
Sehun: I'm asking because this prank of u drawing a on my locker is childish
Sehun: too childish
Kai: what kind of child draws a on a locker?!
Chanyeol: u were a good kid, weren't u?
Kai: were u a bad one?
Chanyeol: I mean, when I first saw u
Chanyeol: I thought u would be silent, strong and hard-to-break kid
Chanyeol: but u turned out to be so childish, lame and ... actually hard-to-break, I'll give u that one
Kai: I'm not lame
D.O: you are
Kai: I am?
D.O: u got scared of me
D.O: I'm a midget when compared to u
Sehun: you're a midget compared to anyone, actually
Baekhyun: Aha! You're a midget
D.O: so r u,
Baekhyun: how dare u talk to your hyung like that
Sehun: I thought Kyungsoo hyung was so old
Sehun: turns out he is the same age as Tao
D.O: I look old?
Sehun: actually, no
Sehun; u r a young person who looks like an old person who looks kinda young
D.O: and Tao?
Sehun: he is a young person who looks like a young person who just looks older than his real age
Chanyeol: those actually make sense
Suho: Sehun, where r u?
Sehun: in the van
Suho: I'll be there in 15, 20 at most
Sehun: I'll wait
Suho: Baekhyun, u gonna stay?
Baekhyun: yeah, I'll get back before 9 though
Chanyeol: for someone so small and baby faced
Chanyeol: u r such a badass and stubborn piece of
Baekhyun: come again?
Chanyeol: just listing out your best personality traits ^^
Baekhyun: I'm kind and nice
Chanyeol: of course
Kai: hyung, u r cool
Kai: as easy going as you are, u r hard to touch
Baekhyun: huh?
Kai: when I first met you, you were so funny and got along easily with others
Kai: so I thought you were that one person whom everyone knew about
Kai: but then I realized that you don't talk much about yourself and don't let others in as easily as you enter their lives
Chanyeol: he is trying to say that you are a satan in disguise of an angel
Kai: No, I'm not
D.O: for once, Jongin
D.O: be cool
Sehun: here is another unexpected case
Sehun: short, skinny and has the ability to murder you
Baekhyun: That is it. That is Do Kyungsoo.
Suho: before u start, just so u know
Suho: especially u, Kyungsoo
Suho: only u, Kyungsoo
Suho: that Kris hyung is quite fond of Baekhyun and I'm pretty sure that he would prefer Baekhyun have his head still connected to his spine.
Suho: Get it? Good. I have to go now
Sehun: be quick, I'm tired
D.O: another day, Baekhyun. Another day
Baekhyun: ^^
Kai: can we order chicken tonight again?
Sehun: no, I'm sick of it. I'm good with anything but chicken
Chanyeol: you guys decide. I'm good with anything
Baekhyun: as always
Chanyeol: u can't even eat a cucumber!
Baekhyun: where did that come from?
Chanyeol: I don't know. I wanted to insult you but couldn't think of anything else
Baekhyun: I'm just that perfect
D.O: I'll pass
D.O: u guys figure out dinner yourselves
Kai: chicken
Sehun: no, you
Kai: no
Kai: and just go with the chicken!
Sehun: don't wanna
Kai: let's do Rock Paper Scissors
Baekhyun: ...
Sehun: did-did you just ask me to play Rock Paper Scissors with u over a phone?
Kai:
Kai: shut up
Sehun: and to think that fans think that you are some kind of arrogant god
Kai: they don't think so
Sehun: so naive, so young
Kai: we are the same age, !
Sehun: so naive, so young
Kai: just because you read those things with Tao ...
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He is so gorgeous~
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