WELCOME| to our crack fic, inspired by the actual things we say to each other. Thanks for evolving it into its final form with us! I'm glad we made so many people happy even though this fic is only a compilation of internet jokes. 

AUTHORS| Admin K writes in blue. Admin L writes in purple. K mostly does the status' and L also writes and is an amazing editor. 

MESSAGE| Thanks so much for every upvote and subscription. Generally, we try to reply to most comments, though we did miss a few during our subscriber spike because we got featured (thanks so so much for that achievement). Also, thanks for the affectionate reminders, but we made his surname is Xi because it looked good (tbh) and couldn't go back after committing. 

WARNINGs| The fic contains a lot of cursing and innuendos so hide your kids. 
Everything written here are jokes made by fictional characters and may not relfect the authors' opinions in real life, and is not written with the intention of offending anyone. Also, please don't take or reupload our content since we worked hard to produce it!