le snowman

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"Duizhang," Tao tugs on the taller mans sleeve like a young child, pointing to a hipster cafe named 'two and half beans cafe'. 

"Wait, is that..." Kris turns around to witness the object of Tao's attention and "...is that Lee Soo Man?"

"Is he on Facebook?" 


 

Huang Zitao
Is at two and a half beans cafe -with Wu Yifan
Like • Comment • Share • 2 hours 24 minutes ago

Kim Jongin I'm not judging, but two and a half beans?
2 hours 24 minutes ago • Likes

Park Chanyeol Tao-and-a fan beans cafe.
2 hours 24 minutes ago • Like

Kim Jongdae That's not even remotely close to being a pun. 
2 hours 21 minutes ago • 10 Likes

Wu Yifan We saw Lee Soo Man. And he was on facebook.
2 hours 21minutes ago • Likes

 

Kim Junmyeon And 11 others
Have added Lee Sooman on facebook.
Like • Comment • Share • 2 hours 21 minutes ago
Zhang Yixing and 11 others like this

Lee Sooman Yes guys, I have facebook.
2 hours 21 minutes ago • Likes

Kim Jongin Thank god I deleted all those statuses
when Sehun joined C:
2 hours 20 minutes ago • 11 Likes

Zhang Yixing Kim Junmyeon and 11 other have added
Le Snowman on facebook.
2 hours 17 minutes ago • 11 Likes

 

Lee Sooman was tagged in Zhang Yixing's picture.
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More like: "Kim Junmyeon and 11 other have added
Le snowman on facebook" amirite guys :D 
Like • Comment • Share • 2 hours 8 minutes ago

Lee Sooman and 12 others like this

Kim Junmyeon Are you trying to get us fired?
2 hours 6 minutes ago • 8 Likes

Zhang Yixing Even if we do, I can get a job at an
editing company, look at those skills.
2 hours ago • Like

Lee Sooman I'm not even that fat.
1 hours 58 minutes ago • 12 Likes

Huang Zitao I can't believe that is your first concern. 
2 hours ago • Like

 

Kim Minseok And 11 others
Have added M Manager and K Manager on facebook.
Like • Comment • Share • 2 hours ago
Zhang Yixing and 11 others like this

Xi Luhan Dang, you guys have facebook too?
1 hour 45 minutes ago • Likes

M Manager Get back to practice.
1 hour 45 minutes ago • 11 Likes

Huang Zitao ^Precisely why we shouldn't add them.
1 hour 45 minutes ago • Like

 
 
M Manager has been tagged in Park Chanyeol's photo.
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Zhang Yixing and 11 others like this
 
Oh Sehun Whoa, where did you get this?
1 hour 30 minutes ago • Likes

K Manager You guys obviously haven't seen mine.
1 hour 30 minutes ago • 11 Likes

Park Chanyeol This website called tumblr?
1 hour 28 minutes ago • Like

Byun Baekhyun That website is scary. They reblog
pictures of my ; _ ;
1 hour 27 minutes ago • 12 Likes

Kim Jongin At least they don't reblog pictures of
your crotch and under-wear elastic.
1 hour 25 minutes ago • 14 Likes

M Manager By the way kids, full schedule day tomorrow.
Practice until 2 am. Wake up at 6 for recording.
1 hour 23 minutes ago • Like

Byun Baekhyun Not sure if salty 
1 hour 22 minutes ago • 14 Likes

 

Zhang Yixing And 14 others
Have added Lee Taemin, Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, Kim Jonghyun, and Kim Kibum on facebook.
Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour 30 minutes ago
Lee Sooman and 11 others like this

Lee Taemin Annyeong~
1 hour 45 minutes ago • Likes

Kim Jongin Hyung, you have facebook?
1 hour 45 minutes ago • Like

Lee Taemin Argh, I'm a hyung *U*
1 hour 45 minutes ago • 12 Likes

 

Park Chanyeol In celebration of adding SHINee to Facebook,
It is time for another Happy Virus Infiltration time~!
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Choi Minho and others like this

Kim Jonghyun What is that?
1 hour 45 minutes ago • Likes

Kim Jongin You'll ing see.
1 hour 45 minutes ago • 11 Likes

Huang Zitao No. No. No. No please, no. I'll do anything.
1 hour 45 minutes ago • 11 Likes

K Manager Is this really bad or something?
1 hour 45 minutes ago • Like

Kim Jongdae Guys, why do people never talk to me?
1 hour 45 minutes ago • Like

 

Park Chanyeol What is a donkey that is missing a leg?
Like • Comment • Share • 1 hour 26 minutes ago
Choi Minho and others like this

Lee Taemin What? :D :D :D :D
1 hour 26 minutes ago • Likes

Kim Jongin A wonkey.
1 hour 26 minutes ago • 11 Likes

Kim Kibum Ohmygod.
1 hour 24 minutes ago • 18  Likes

Lee Jinki AHAHHAHA
1 hour 21 minutes ago • Like

Xi Luhan Park Chanyeol you have brought shame amongst
all twelve of us. I shall never walk in pride again.
1 hour 21 minutes ago • 10 Likes

Choi Minho It's okay Luhan, Onew tells those jokes too.
1 hour 18 minutes ago • Like

 

Lee Jinki > Park Chanyeol
What did the grape say when it got run over by a car?
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Park Chanyeol Omg a joke-buddy! I'm so excited.
1 hour ago • Like

Lee Jinki Nothing, it just gave out a little wine. Get it? Grape? Whine? WINE?
58 minutes ago • Like

Park Chanyeol Ohhhh I get it~ HAHAHAHAHHAHA
37 minutes ago • 1 Like

 

Park Chanyeol > Lee Jinki
Did you hear about the man who lost his left leg? He's ALL-RIGHT now :D
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Lee Jinki Puahahahahaha
1 hour ago • Like

Byun Baekhyun I think I need therapy...
58 minutes ago • 14 Likes

Kim Junmyeon Let us all share a minutes silence, for those who
have passed out reading Chanyeols jokes today...
58 minutes ago • 16 Likes

 

Lee Jinki > Park Chanyeol

Like • Comment • Share • 52 minutes ago

Park Chanyeol LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
51 minutes ago • Like

Zhang Yixing Even I make better edits than this.
48 minutes ago • 3 Likes

Kim Kibum Another minutes of silence for those survivors who
have died after this pun.
48 minutes ago • 16 Likes

Byun Baekhyun In jesus name we pray,
43 minutes ago • 16 Likes

Kim Jongin Amen.
42 minutes ago • 16 Likes

admin k: in my defense, cutting around the hair is too much effort

Park Chanyeol > Lee Jinki
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Baozibaozibaozibaozibaozi~ 
Like • Comment • Share • 28 minutes ago

Lee Jinki DAEBAK
51 minutes ago • Like

Wu Yifan Kill me.
48 minutes ago • 3 Likes

Lee Sooman What kind of children have I raised...
38 minutes ago • 16 Likes

 


AUTHORS CORNER

Admin K: Believe it or not this chapter took 3 hours to complete! Your admins were skyping one another for the entire afternoon, being hyper and laughing at lame jokes and formatting this. The layout is such a pain because neither of us can graphic for lol. (My neck hurts, urgh.) But it all comes to this! It's a double update! Worth it :') By the way, the macros were home made by yours truly. That's why it looks so skilled -sarcasm-

Admin L: Yes omg, the skype talk was hilarious >< the layout. is like. zomg. *cries*  takes so long, but like what Admin K said, its worth it (: hope you like duh double update and...yeah. LOL, comment if there's anything that u find weird, we accepted constructive criticism! *blurts out more jargon* OKBAI <3

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