Admin K: although this fic has ended, i thought i really owed you guys for the iNg fEatURe TENK YOU i can't even--HERE, HAVE A BONUS CHAPTER. 
also a lot of you have been asking for sequels or for me to keep writing but i honestly don't have time to manage anything more than one-shots. so i posted this bonus chapter, as promised, even though i'm out of creative juice and i probably can't even squeeze a laugh out of you anymore. 

Park Chanyeol 
Hey guys how many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
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Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun
babe
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Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun
/babe/
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Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun

BABE.
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Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun 
/////BABE!!!!!/////
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Byun Baekhyun What (and srsly?! you did like 5 posts in 1 minute).
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Park Chanyeol Four. And can you get me a  tissue?
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Byun Baekhyun Are you ing serious. (You're seated like 1 meter away
from the tissue box)
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Park Chanyeol I know but I have to get up to get that. (stop using brackets).
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Byun Baekhyun Oh. I'm sorry I questioned you. It must be terrible, having
to stand up.
DUDE NO. GET IT YOURSELF I'M NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM JUST ING
REACH OVER AND GET IT YOURSELF.
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Park Chanyeol Fine geez.
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Byun Baekhyun I hope you fall off your chair when you're reaching out.
Lol jk jk. 
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Kim Minseok Baekhyun you need to stop with this totally creepy prediction-thing.
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Kim Junmyeon What happened...
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Park Chanyeol I actually fell of that chair. My arm is in a plaster. 
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Lee Sooman I am 110% done with you kids...
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Xi Luhan Lol at least that will stop you from making your jokes.
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Oh Sehun Can I draw a on it? 
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Kim Jongin Lol does that mean you can't wank anymore?
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Huang Zitao Hey lets seehow many kicks the plaster can take
before it cracks!
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Park Chanyeol TT___TT you guys! 
@byunbaekhyun - But  YOU IN PARTICULAR. 
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Byun Baekhyun How is this my fault?!
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Xi Luhan Baekhyun can you wish me a Lamborghini?
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Byun Baekhyun No?!
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Kim Junmyeon Baekhyun wish me a million dollars.
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Wu Yifan Baekhyun wish me the galaxy \o/                                                                                         
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Zhang Yixing Baekhyun wish me your grandmothers house                                                          
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Byun Baekhyun Whoa guys this isn't the twelve-days-of-christmas okay
i ain wishin nobody .
And Lay, for the fifth ing time, you can not visit my grandmothers house. 
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Wu Yifan Man all this comeback leak...people started making fake ones...

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Kim Jongdae Dude.../dude/
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Park Chanyeol Nicely done (Y)
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Do Kyungsoo Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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Choi Jinri I now have trust issues...
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Park SunYoung ^
                                                                             
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Zhang Yixing Has uploaded a photo to Facebook!

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Kim Jongdae DONE
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Kim Jongin NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Xi Luhan D.O. What does Sehun's look like from down there?
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Zhang Yixing
Can anyone else hear the subtle " " echoin the background after "yo, okay, y" at 0:05?                              admin k: idek, thought i'd point it out. anyone?
It happens all the way until 0:17 like REALLY quietly. It's especially clear at 0:12 and 0:15

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Kim Jongin It kind of just sounds like really sharp breathing to me. 
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Manager K Yeah all I hear is Se-ss-ss-ss-ss
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Oh Sehun Gotta love overly-observant people.
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Oh Sehun Jesus is starting to get white hair.
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Kim Junmyeon I thought he was only a kitten?
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Do Kyungsoo I'm pretty sure that is because it just rolled in some
washing powder (came in while i was doing the laundry)
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Oh Sehun oh no wonder, i was like "why are you freaken white?"
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Zhang Yixing Oh my god Sehun, you can't just ask people why they're white.
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Huang Zitao ^ I get your reference.
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Wu Yifan No wonder this entire place smells like "sunshine cuddles detergent"
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Kim Heechul /SUNSHINE CUDDLES DETERGENT./
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Kim Jongin OUt-ING-RAGEOUS
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Choi Minho How masculine.
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Kim Jongdae Then you should see the kind of deodorant we use. 
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Park Chanyeol More like D.O-dorant
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Kim Heechul Your one-liners are appauling
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Choi Minho Chanyeol can you pun /anything?/ like..even a potato or something?
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Park Chanyeol Sure! Potato puns are a-peeling after all OUO
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Choi Minho Ok i shouldn't have asked. 
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Kim Kibum Ya think ^
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Kim Jongin Don't you all think that the best job in the world is being e?
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Kim Minseok And you would know. 
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Park Chanyeol I mean you get laid AND paid. 
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Wu Yifan Pretty sure it ain that simple. 
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Kim Jongin But it rhymes. Everything that rhymes is good. 
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Do Kyungsoo Excuse me is having a boyfriend not enough
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Kim Jongin Oh sorry guys, i think i left my facebook logged
in on my friends laptop. 
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Do Kyungsoo Wait i thought you were going out to get groceries
not visiting a friend?!?
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Oh Sehun BUSTEDDDDDDDD
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Kim Jongin Ha...are you sure I didn't say toasteries? because you
know, friend and I had some toast :D
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Xi Luhan Of all the excuses I have heard that has /got/ to be the worst one. 
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Kim Jongin ...we rly did have toast tho...
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Kim Jongin > Do Kyungsoo
Soo?
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Kim Jongin Pls don't ignore me
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Manager K I'm pretty sure you ed up big this time
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Oh Sehun We know what else u ed up - dat friend. 
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Kim Jongin YOU GUISE AREN'T HELPING WITH SITUATION O-K
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Oh Sehun Either way you're in deep trouble = u =
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Xi Luhan You know what else is deep? /whispers/ butt. 
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Kim Jongin Stop with the innuendos guys why does nobody believe me.
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Lee Taemin Whoa whoa guys. I bumped into him at the mart okay,
and we had /toast/ in the SHINee dorm like right nxt door not butt ffs. 
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Kim Jongin FINALLY. 
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Do Kyungsoo Well gosh say so earlier. 
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Kim Jongin Wait so I'm forgiven? 
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Do Kyungsoo Under one condition. 
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Kim Minseok Oh my god guys he's going to ask for the D everyone give them
a drumroll
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A Fan WHHHHHHR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R
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Do Kyungsoo What? Guys. No. I wasn't going to ask for the D. I was just
going to ask him to notify me next time -_-
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Park Chanyeol Remember that one time we went overseas and found some
pads in Baekhyun's suitcase back at the hotel? 
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Kim Jongin Good times, good times. 
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Byun Baekhyun HEY Libra pads are educational okay. They have fun facts
on their wrapping, like no other product will tell you that Marilyn Monroe
had six toes. Or turtles can breathe through their butts. Or the size
of your foot is the size of your forearm.
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Xi Luhan Because that is totally an important thing to know. (and I thought
u said 'foreskin' for a sec now /that/ is important). 
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Zhang Yixing Oh /GOD/ how did i live my life short of that knowledge?!?!
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Huang Zitao ^Your sarcasm is /so/ good urgh
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Byun Baekhyun I feel like you're just getting me back for making you
fall off your chair. (I didn't even /make/ you do it). 
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Park Chanyeol But you /HOPED/
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Kim Jongin I was JOKING okay i said: "lol jk jk"
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Park Chanyeol Oh well I HOPE YOU GET CASTRATED BY A FLYING
KNIFE. "Lol jkjk"
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Zhang Yixing Oh i felt that one. 
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Park Chanyeol I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR OTHER ARM. 
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Kim Minseok Nekk minute. 
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Admin K: Made in celebration of EXOs trippy-as-heck comeback WHOOHOOT (like seriously the effects make you cross-eyed). I can't wait to hear the fan-chant too! (P.s. the chapter wasn't supposed to be this long but eh, happens). 
Oh yeah, admin L told me that a few of her real life friends found this fic. i don't think i've met any of you in person so i'll say hi here AYYEE! thanks for reading, i'm sorry if i'm embarrassing because /i am/. (i'm really awkward and un-funny irl but you can appreciate me for my online persona yeah?)
btw about the libra pads thing all those facts are true and i legit read them off libra pads /tmi/ p.s. i really did read "foreskin" even though it said forearm. 
oh and if you were wondering about the "reference" when Lay said "oh my god sehun you cant just ask people why they're white" it's from Mean Girls

it wasn't a deliberate adlib but it's what came to my head when sehun asked "why are you white"
BTW i made the cheerleading thing in like 5 minutes i apolgize for it's crapness. 
AND FINALLY i thought it was important to point out that I can't take Siwon with a moustache seriously (jk he is handsome hehe)

Admin L: Well hello there.
THEYRE COMING BACK SOON. GET YO SPATULAS READY. loljk

A week or so back Admin K was like 'I have an extra chapter ready but I'm not sure if you will be able to handle the ual innuendos so I'll give it to you on the day I upload it'. And now I can kinda see why.

/Cough/shrek is love. shrek is life.  B|

As I was typing this i was skyping with K and she was telling me off about how slow I type, and she was like 'Idk maybe its because i have fast hands or something' and I was like 'yeah they're quick'. Cue the minutes silence in the call. -bows-

Btw a shout out to 'J' for finding out about this HAHA, you know who you are c:

Admin K: wat hi J. Now i'm curious. HI J //pretends to know you//