stupid cupid
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Kim Jongin Why is it so quiet today?
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Do Kyungsoo The members went out, I think.
6 hours 29 minutes ago • Like
Kim Jongin Hyung, are you at home?
6 hours 29 minutes ago • Like
Do Kyungsoo Yeah, kitchen.
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It's not a post apocalyptic setting right? Jongin ponders on his way into the kitchen.
"Good morning," Kyungsoo dishes out breakfast like he does every morning, except today, Kai realizes, there are only two plates.
"Where did everyone go?" He repeats the question he asked on Facebook a while ago.
"Out,"
"And why didn't you?" Jongin leans against the door frame, wait, does this mean we're the only ones at home?
"I slept in," Kyungsoo grins sheepishly.
Kai gulps, watching his hyung busy himself in a christmas-y patterened apron. Luhan bought it for him as a joke for some "holiday spirit" but Kai reckons the jokes on him. Because dat .
Kyungsoo lifts the apron over his head and flails as the strap gets caught over his chin. "Jongin,"
"Aright, hands up," Kai pads over to his struggling hyung with a cat like grace.
Kyungsoo obeys and sticks both hands in the air.
"Good boy," Kai whispers.
Kyungsoo's eyes widened and he struggled but to no avail, as Kai already had his hands bounded together behind his head with the apron's ribbon.
"What are you doi---"
"GOODBYE HAAZZZ~ GOOD-LUCK TRYING TO UNTIE YOURSELF EHURHURHURHURKHURK" Kai scoots away ohohohohohoho.
k: *when your readers b into funky shiz but you're an incapable writer* I didn't choose the troll life, the troll life chose me.
Kim Minseok Someone kindly explain to me why I came
home to see Kyungsoo tied up (but fully dressed) in the kitchen?
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Kim Jongin I wouldn't know
4 hours 23 minutes ago • Like
Kim Minseok COULDN'T YOU HAVE APPRECIATED THE
OPPORTUNITY I CREATED FOR YOU?! I purposely left the two of
you at home and you leave him tied up and LESS.
4 hours 23 minutes ago • Like
Kim Jongin It's alright I had my fun :')
4 hours 21 minutes ago • Like
Kim Minseok NOT FOR LONG . I'm sending Kyungsoo to your
room with a spatula.
4 hours 21 minutes ago • Like
Kim Jongin What?
4 hours 18 minutes ago • Like
Do Kyungsoo Turn around.
4 hours 16 minutes ago • Like
Kim Minseok SO WHO'S INTERESTED IN OPERATION-GET-KAI-LAID?!
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Kim Jongin I'm not THAT desperate.
3 hours 45 minutes ago • Like
Xi Luhan Whoooooooo \o/ time to give him some weinerrrrrrr
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Park Chanyeol Ohoho, what's the plan captain?
3 hours 44 minutes ago • Like
Kim Minseok Let's talk about this in a group chat, shall we?
3 hours 42 minutes ago • Like
Wu Yifan Urgh, I don't usually do this, but *cough* invite me
3 hours 42 minutes ago • Like
My name is Kim Jongin.
It is day 1 in hiding, and it has become apparent that food supplies are becoming scarce.
I must venture out of my bedroom, and into the dormitory. -inception noise- where 10 cupids lay in wait to capture me, for I am the prey of their master, cupid Minseok. But I am prepared now...for the kitchening.
The door to Jongin's room cracks open slightly, only enough for the light coming from within to cast a thin fraction of brightness on the carpet.
Coast clear. He thinks.
Thinks.
But the moment he steps out, his shoulder knocks into someone's chest and a scream rips out from his throat as he jumps back and hits his head hard against the doorframe, surprising the other male also.
"You're so stupid," Kyungsoo pokes at Jongin's forehead gently.
Kai doesn't reply and instead blushes sheepishly at the kitchen tiles.
"Where else are you hurt?" D.O finishes the bandaging and brushes his dongsaengs hair aside.
...
Slowly Kai lifts up his shirt and turns around to show hyung his bruised back. "Here..."
Kyungsoo tutts and brushes a thumb across the bruising surface, Kai wincing as he does.
"Off," he demands, and Kai follows the instructions with obedience.
"Good boy"
Damn those words sound fami---
"GOODBYE HAZZZ! NYAHAHHAHA" Kyungsoo skids out of the kitchen, that would be when Kai realizes his wrists were bounded together by his sleeves.
Of course.
Kim Minseok I have captured Kai guys, he was on the kitchen floor.
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Kim Jongdae Let us proceed with our operation then?
2 hours 21 minutes ago • Like
Xi Luhan Yes, positions everyone?
2 hours 21 minutes ago • Like
Park Chanyeol Alright, I'll go kidnap kyungsoo.
2 hours 18 minutes ago • Like
Kim Minseok Assemble, all~
2 hours 17 minutes ago • Like
Confused Kyungsoo (who is about to prepare a meal, spatula in hand) is dragged helplessly into the Kai's room by giant Chanyeol, who easily has him held a good two feet off the ground.
The members are all assembled and he stares wide-eyed at Junmyeon because even Suho has wound up involved in this so called 'operation get kai laid'
What has he gotten himself into.
He should never have tied Kai up.
Now they're both defenceless.
A cold metal frames his wrist and he hears a second snap. Now his left wrist was chained to Jongin's right wrist.
"And these cuffs don't come off until you're a couple," Minseok informs them, "And the keys are with Kris, so don't even try."
A fancy hand signal given by a flick of the captains wrist and all are out of Kai's room in seconds. Leaving the two captives on the bed incapable of being more than an arms length apart.
They stare at the closed door, and when both gazes return, they seem to settle on the spatula in Kyungsoo's hand.
"Well this can't be a coincidence."
Kim Minseok I hear it. I hear the miracle.
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Kim Jongdae I didn't know miracles came in the form graphic spatula noises.
2 hours 21 minutes ago • Like
Byun Baekhyun I guess that's Kaisoo crossed off the list then?
2 hours 21 minutes ago • Like
Zhang Yixing And who do we have left?
2 hours 18 minutes ago • Like
Kim Minseok #Oh Sehun #Xi Luhan.
SATAN'S CUPID IS COMING FOR YOU >8)
2 hours 17 minutes ago • Like
Park Chanyeol Let's play a game!
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Zhang Yixing I like games. I think games are really fun.
2 hours 16 minutes ago • Like
Byun Baekhyun Is flattered by the idea.
2 hours 15 minutes ago • Like
Park Chanyeol The objective of the game is to replace one
word of a song title with the word ''.
2 hours 15 minutes ago • Like
Huang Zitao Like... 'Don't Spray ?'
#Don't spray perfume
2 hours 13 minutes ago • 7 Likes
Kim Jonghyun ' Breaker'
#Heart breaker
2 hours 13 minutes ago • 9 Likes
Xi Luhan ' Like Oxygen'
#Love like oxygen
2 hours 13 minutes ago • 15 Likes
Kim Himchan ' the Dawn'
#Before the dawn
2 hours 12 minutes ago • 7 Likes
Choi Minho 'Fantastic '
#Fantastic baby
2 hours 6 minutes ago • 7 Likes
Wu Yifan 'Bad Girl Good '
#bad girl good girl
2 hours 3 minutes ago • 15 Likes
Kim Junmyeon 'Burn Up'
#Burn it up
2 hours 2 minutes ago • 2 Likes
Jung Daehyun 'Keep Your Down'
#Keep your head down.
1 hours 56 minutes ago • 6 Likes
Lee Jinki 'I am the '
#I am the best
1 hours 54 minutes ago • 11 Likes
Bang Yongguk 'The Back of my Brushes Against Yours'
#The back of my hand brushes against yours
1 hours 52 ago • 17 Likes
Kim Kibum 'Rolling in the '
#Rolling in the deep
1 hours 51 minutes ago • 6 Likes
Lee Taemin 'Electric '
#Electric shock
1 hours 51 minutes ago • 11 Likes
Park Chanyeol 'I'll Back Off So You Can Better'
#I'll back off so you can live better
1 hours 51 minutes ago • 18 Likes
Choi Junhong 'I'll there'
#I'll be there
1 hours 47 minutes ago • 20 Likes
AUTHORS CORNER
Admin K: Well someone asked for some 'y-time' but i'm thoroughly inept in that area so y'all can get a tease :')
Btw last night Admin L and I went to see a talent show and this dude dressed in a donkey onesie came out and started DJ-ing to the peanut-butter-and-jelly-song and he was cranking it out I was like THIS FAR from spreading out a piece of cardboard on the floor and dancing. THE BEST PART was when the judge asked him: 'why are you wearing a onesie' and he was like 'its kinda a thing' and the judge was like 'do girls dig that or something?' and all the females in the audience screamed cooperatively. BUT THIS ONE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME RAISED HIS ARMS AND YELLED 'YEAAAHHH, I WANT SOME AAAASSSSSSSS!' I swear me and admin L were the only ones laughing.
Admin L: Oh yeah, and Admin K and I were at a friends house and we were talking about Hansol from this new trainee group called 17. And we were saying how our friend ships him with Chanyeol. And then suddenly I admit: 'I ship him with Luhan' then the friend replied with 'You can't ship two bottoms together'. Me and Admin K were like 'if you put two bottoms on a bed they'd probably just start giggling'.
AND OMG This is how bloody awesome our ex-primeminister is, although would've been better if he actually became one again:
LOOK HAO AWESOME HE IS. <3 FRICKEN TWEETING CHOI SHIWON AND GOING ALL LIKE 'Yeah, K-Pop is cool' NSKJNCS
Admin K: OMG I thought you wrote "look how handsome he is," and i was like guuuurl you didn't!
Update 04/8/13 - i just came back to read this and i'm laughing so hard because HE IS PRIME MINISTER AGAIN IM SCREAMING
Update 2015 August - dude i came back here just to write this comment because the moment i found out about our new prime minister i knew i had to come back here because i remember this post. AUSTRALIA HAS HAD LIKE WHAT, 29 PRIME MINISTERS AND WE'VE HAD 5 CHANGES OF PRIME MINISTERS IN THE PAST 5 YEARS YO LIKE CHILL
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