Wherefore art thou Daehyun?

Description

In which Yongguk wants a higher voice, Daehyun is obsessed with Romeo and Juliet and all hell breaks loose in the B.A.P dorm.

Foreword

It is a crisis, TS decides and they instantaneously put all group activities on hold. They take it that Yongguk wants to transition from his manly no-one-screws-with-me-and-my-crew identity to a more bubblegum boy image and that's a no-no, since the foundation of B.A.P is Yongguk's manliness. Sort of. So they spend all of B.A.P's profits in the last month shipping possibly the most manliest products to Yongguk, from rusty barbeque grills to monster trucks to hot chicks. Correction, hot chicks aren't manly (that would be gross), but being around hot chicks is manly so TS gathers a bunch of really y Brazilian women to raid B.A.P's dorm one day. Yongguk ends up asking them if hormones affect voice pitch and the mission is deemed as a fail, so all the really (really) y Brazilian women are sent back. Much to Daehyun's utter dismay.

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surreal_dreams #1
OMG THIS
sleepybunny
#2
Chapter 2: LMAO JERK4EDMFKGNJKTR4WMESLCZKC TAG YOURSELF I'M THE PASSER-BY
sleepybunny
#3
Chapter 1: i sCREAMED when yoo youngjae, wearing an ancient dress and said "wherefore art thou, daehyun" that was the funniest part of this together with himchan's indignation for not being chosen as the princess.
wuyeong #4
Chapter 2: LAUGHING CRYING TOO GOOD
wuyeong #5
Chapter 2: LAUGHING CRYING TOO GOOD
ExtremeACRepairman
#6
Chapter 2: it's beautiful
janeeyre
#7
Chapter 2: Alcohol didn't affect your writing skills that much. MAKE ART NOT WAR LOL
Monayasamigasa
#8
Chapter 2: Lol it's good to find things like this one XD it made my day for sure~ Thanks for writing it
GumdropAhjumma
#9
Chapter 2: IM CRYING. THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS OMFG. HALP. XD