Sehun, (one of world’s laziest people)’s wish in college is to pass with the smallest amount of effort possible. All he wants is to go through life as quietly and as peacefully as it allows him to. So when he comes across a club that supposedly does nothing, he gets ecsatic, well, as ecstatic as the lazy Sehun can get. His greatest mistake in fulfilling his university dream? Joining it.
Turns out the ‘Going Home Club’ isn’t quiet and peaceful after all, far from it.
The Going Home Club.
. . A majestic place
. . A wonderful place?
. . A good club for self-improvement
. . Ok. .A decent club
I wish that were true
. . A. .weird Club?
. . Fine, a screwed up club for some weird screwed up people
Now, that's accurate
. . Come on Sehun, just say something nice for the club
Well, .uh, it’s never boring and . .er. .interesting
. . Close enough
The Assistant Secretary
The assistant Treasurer
The Business Manager
The Assistant Business Manager
Sehun is lazy, Chanyeol is crazy, Tao's scary and Yixing's just friggin hazy. Luhan has pride and Kris is always looking for a bride. Kyungsoo's an over-achiever and Kai's not. Chen is a troll and Xiumin
thinks feels knows that Chen is hot. Baekhyun is a diva and Suho has a double-persona.
(omg I'm so poetic :''>)
Sehun looked at the pamphlet that was given, or practically shoved into his hand by a hyper poodle-head, after the entrance ceremony yesterday.
“The Going Home Club. Are you a talentless freak? Or are you a lazy ? Or are you both? Well, if you are, come join the Going Home Club, the magical place where you can do anything and everything you want that doesn’t involve: setting the club’s kitchen on fire, bringing along cats, being an or breaking expensive teaware.”
They have pretty specific rules as you can see.
He opened the door, and for some reason, he had the strangest urge to turn around and run for it before anyone sees him. A great burst of noise hit him as he took in the whole scene.
They looked drunk, they acted drunk, and Sehun hoped that they were drunk. Because if they acted like this when they were sober, he had better get out of here.
His normal life was endangered.
Soooooo. .hahah this is my first fic with no girls. Aaaaannd yes, maybe there will be romance. hahah This is a whole new genre of writing for me because it's almost centered around comedy? LOL, i hope that this fic is even a tad bit funny, because well, I can't really tell if I have a good sense of humor or just a weird one.
Oh and I also edited the foreword cuz i felt that they were limiting future character developments. =)
So come on
upvote and tell me what you think. hahahaha =D
and to pomato services for my previous poster.