A/n: I fixed the layout guyss. =D

"What?" Kris said in clear displeasure. "Why the hell are we using MY free passes?"

"Because you're the only one who has free passes." Baekhyun said bluntly.

"Come on Kris, It's perfect!" Suho pleaded. "There's twelve of that." He pointed at the tickets safely inside Kris' protective grasp. "And there's twelve of us." He gestured at the almost complete members gathered around the living room.

Minseok was in it for the food, Chen was in it dor the fun, Suho was in it for the bonding, Yixing was in it for the Suho, Luhan was in it to find blackmail-worthy dirt on Sehun, and Sehun was in it because what the hell it's free so why not? 

Most of the members were already down with the idea of the trip, save for Chanyeol who was worrying about his upcoming exams and Kyungsoo who really didn't see this as a school actvvity despite how Suho kept going on about how learning how to jet-si was definitely going to save them one day.

"You've had that for like, almost two years in your wallet." Chen added, he reeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly wanted to go to this trip right after Baekhyun suggested it, come on, the twelve of them in an island (with no means of getting away), with water, sand and sea creatures that bite, endless amounts of legendary pranks could be given birth to there.

"Even if I did want to go, what makes you guys so sure that I would pick you to come with me?"

"Because you have no other friends?" Luhan said, quite genuinely

"Shut up fwuffy bunny." kris said indignantly. "I so do have other friends."

Luhan's eyebrow twitched as he saw Sehun amusedly snickering at him at the corner of his eye.

"Like who?" Baekhyun cocked and eyebrow.

"Uh. .you know, . .Li Jiaheng and. .uh. .Yifan." Kris said, followed by an awkward cough, "They're Chinese."

They just stared at him.

"You do know that we know that those are just your other names right?" Luhan said with a hint of anger. Nobody shall call him fwuffy bunny. .ever . .again.

Kris ruffled his hair and stood up from his seat. "GAH! We are not  using my passes and that's final."

"Huh? What's final?" Tao asked as he was just about to enter the room. Kris froze, much to the amusement of the others, apparently even if they were already technically 'going out', some things never change.

"Uh. ."

Before Kris coud puke out words, Baekhyun beat him to it.

"We're going on this beach trip using Kris' free passes"

Tao's eyes lit up as he looked at Kris.

"Really" everybody knew how protective Kris was of his raffle winnings.

Seeing Tao's hopeful look, Kris couldn't help but stutter. "Uh. .I. .tickets. .um." He glared at Baekhyun who just answered with a satisfied smirk on his face.

"Yeah he said that it was his gift to you." Chen slyly added, making Kris want to trample on his neck. "You know, cuz you're going out now."

I will ing KILL YOU. Kris mouthed to Chen.

Tao visibly pinked at Chen's words and briefly took a look at Kris before setlling his vision straight on his shoes.

"Oh. . " Tao mumbled, awkwardly looking at Kris. "R-Really?"

At first, Kris looked as conflicted as a klepto in a museum, but the tell-tale blush on Tao's cheeks and Tao's uncharacteristic stuttering friggin' broke him.

Kris flashed a small smile before looking away.

"Yeah."

Some of the club members made a silent scream of victory, while some couldn't help but inwardly gag.

"This . is too gay for me." Sehun grimaced, trying to ignore the metaphorical flowers sprouting around Tao and Kris.

"Ew" Luhan's eye twitched.

"Kris is so easy." Baekhyun nudged Xiumin.

"Yeah, but is it me? or are both of them actinglook at how like little schoolgirls?" Xiumin commented, urging Baekhyun to look at how Kris and Tao can't even look at each other. Xiumin gave out a sinister chuckle and rubbed his palms together. "I'm going to fix that in this trip." He added mystically.

"Uh. yeah. .you're getting really weird for me Xiumin, Baekhyun said with a nervos laugh, taking a step away from his matchmaking crazed friend.

Chen rolled his eyes. "Tell me about it. All he's been talking about for the past few days is pairing poople up. Someone has to tell him that not everyone's gay." He added, making Sehn and Luhan nod their heads furiously in agreement.

This piqued Baekhyun's interest. "Is this jealousy I sense?" he teased.

"Huh? Why the hell would I be jealous? Chen said 'nonchalantly'.

"No particular reason." Baekhyun chimed.

Hmmm. .I guess Xiumin's gonna have a hard time getting this pairing right.

Baekhyun's legs were starting to ache from trying to keep up with a six foot ball of panic, usually it's a six foot ball of randomness or weirdness or hyperness or anything in between, but today, it's of panic.

"Yeol . .can you slow down for a while?" Baekhyun heaved.

Chanyeol stopped, spun on his heels and said to Baekhyun. "No, I can't slow down."

Baekhyyun gestured to Chanyeol's not only slowed down, but halted form.

"Gah! You just made me slow down." Chanyeol whined as he lifted up his probably heavy as schoolbag higher up his shoulder and resumed his power-walking.

Baekhyun rolled his eyes and chuckled.

"Come on, the trip'll be fun." He said, holding up with a slight jog.

"I can't Baek." Chanyeol replied, still walking, trying hard not to look at Baekhyun's hopeful face "Today's our annual 'hell month', I have six project, a report, a thesis and eigt major quizzes next week, which I'm sure I won't be able to study for if I go judging by the amount of alcohol Kai's going to smuggle in the resort, and I'm pretty sure my new biostat teacher is already hating my guts or benig absent half of the time and probably will fail me if I won't attend another one of his classes and--"

Baekhyun forcefully made Chanyeol stop walking by going in front of him and grabbing him firmly by his arms.

"Hey! Relax will you?" Baekhyun said somehwat sternly.

"You" he said with a jab at Chanyeol's sweatshirt clothed chest. "Are the ing smartest person I know. And besides no one can really hate you."

"You can definitely do it." Baekhyun said quite honestly, taking Chanyeol by surprise.

Baekhyun gave another laugh. "If compliments are the way to make you shut up, then I probably should do it more often." he teased.

Chanyeol looked down. "I-I'm not."

"huh?"

"Smart"

Baekhyun snorted and playfully punched the giant's arm. "If you're not smart then I'm a dimwit."

Chanyeol pouted. "Baek." he whined. "I really can't go."

Chanyeol heard a frustrated growl. "Listen, for the past week all you've been doing was studying, not sleeping, hiding from people and living like a hobbit, and besides, you look like absolute , your hair's a mess, you wore your shirt inside out two times, and your eyebags are starting to look like Tao's." Baekhyun said, making the other frown.

"Your point?" The taller should've been more offended, but he's gotten used to Baekhyun being frank, and he has to admit, he does look like .

"My point is. . " Baekhun sighed, biting his lip, a habit he does whenever he wants to say something he knows he shouldn't. "I've missed you. You've been so busy lately."

"huh?" Chanyeol heard it perfectly well, but that was so unbelievable he just had to be sure.

"You'vre been so busy." Baekhyun mumbled.

"No no no, the one before that."

Baekhyun's nose flared as he took a breath. "I've missed you." he said, almost inaudibly, making the giant beam him a smile.

"Sorry, I didn't catch that again." Now Chanyeol was just wanting to hear it.

"Damn it Chanyeol. I know you heard me the first time." Baekhyun -fitted, hitting Chanyeol with the very thick 'Italian Vogue 2013' he was carrying.

"Ow. .I hate it when you hit me with vogue" Chanyeol whined.

"So. . ?"Baekhyun tried again.

"So what?"

"Don't make me hit you again." Baekhyun threatened, raising the magazine.

Chanyeol flinched at instinctively stepped back.

"Please?" Baekhyun said, trying to do one of those ridiculously lame puppy eyes

But no matter how fail those puppy eyes were, Chanyeol was still backed up into a corner.

"Come on."

Chanyeol's eye twitched and he knew he got him.

"Fine! Fine!" Chanyeol blurted out.

"Only if you stop freaking me out with those Pseudo-Kyungsoo eyes."

"And if I really fail Biostat, I'll have you pay for my make up classes."

Baekhyun seemed have tuned out everything else after the word 'fone', because now he was going on about the perfect outfit for Chanyeol, completely not listening to him.

Chanyeol amusedly rolled his eyes.

"And besides." Chanyeol mumbed quietly, making sure that Baekhyun wouldn't hear. "I've missed you to."

Baekhyun turned to him. "Huh? What was that?"

"Nothing." Chanyeol piped up. "I was saying that I'd rather let my mom pick out my clothes compared to you."

Baekhyun frowned.

"OW! I told you to stop hitting me with vogue."

The members were now gathered in the park near their school, the infamous park where Sehun and Luhan got arrested in, where Kris and Chen pretended to fall in love in, and where Yixing spent the night as a mistaken bum in.

The only ones who weren't there yet were Sehun Baekhhyun, Suho, and Chanyeol, since they already saw Chen trudging towards them on the sidewalk.

"Chen." Xiumin said bracingly, eyeing the ginormous mound that was Chen's bag. "What the actual ?"

Everyone immediately gathered around to scrutinize it.

"There isn't. .A body there or something right?" Luhan asked jokingly, yet somewhat honestly.

"Of course not, they're jst my. . personal necessities." Chen's eyes dangerously glimmered at his last few words.

"That looks heavy as hell, why don't you put that down for a sec?" Tao suggested.

"NO!"Chen answered a little too quickly, making the others even more suspicious, he quickly caught himself and returned to his signature suave and lying self. "Its just the things here are a bit fragile."

The others looked at each other, sharring the 'whatever you do, avoid Chen during the trip if you want to leave unscathed' look.

"What is in that thing? a bomb?" Luhan mumbled to himself.

"Anyway, where the hell is Suho? Wasn't he the one that was supposed to provide us the ride?" Chen changed the topic.

Yixing shrugged in response. "He told me that he'd run a little late."

A few minutes later, Baekhyun and Chanyeol arrived. Baekhyun was annoyedly prying the Physics book Chanyeol was reading, earning an equally as annoyed whine from the tall honor student.

Another few minutes passed, and there came a very sulky looking Sehun, who was wearing very very VERY dusturbing leg warmers.

"Oh gosh. ." Luhan was a minute away from laughing and waking up the neighborhood. "What the actual ?"

Chen and Kai were pinching each other to keep themselves from laughing.

"Whats a rainbow marshmallow doing on your legs Sehun?" Chanyeol teased, already chortling like a lunatic, only to be hit by an also laughing Baekhyun with his Physics book.

"Yeah is the a pot of gold at the end of your foot?" Kai added.

Before Chen could add salt to the wound, Sehun decided to just roll the legwarmers down and reveal a small, beeping contraption strapped on his leg, earning a gasp fom the others especially from Chanyeol.

"SUICIDE BOMBER!" Kris immediately jumped to the conclusion, earning a look of disapproval from the others.

"OH MY GOD!" Chanyeol bellowed, quickly hopping towards Sehun and giving him a hug. "I know how  that feels bro'" he added, patting Sehun's back.

"My mom used to strap that on me every time I went o field trips."

Kyungsoo crouched down and poked the thingymajiggy. "What is this for?"

"It looks like one of those things you get when you're on house-arrest." Tao commented, making the rest pause and look at him. "Which I haven't ever been in." he hastily defended, eyes shifting nervously.

"It actually monitors whether I have alcohol on my system, or drugs, when it detects even a small percentage of it, my mom gets a notification on her phone."

"What the? Kris grimaced. "Your mom has problems."

Sehun feigned a look that took offense but later on dripped it and sighed. "Yeah, I know."

"So,. .you can't drink? . .like . .ever?" Kai asked, completely flabbergasted, making Sehun roll his eyes.

"No Kai, unless I want to be castrated when I get home." he replied, rolling up his very colorful legwarmer, making Kai shake his head in pity.

"Your life. . is so sad." Kai stated, holding the bridge of his nose in an effort to hold back 'tears'.

"Wew, thank goodness my mom stopped strapping that thing on me."

"Lol, that sounded so wrong." Kai stated, making Xiumin hit him.

Baekhyun turned to look at Chanyeol. "Wait. .so THAT's why you wore those awful baggy pants when we went to that party last month? to hide that thing?"

Chanyeol coughed awkwardly. "Uh. .actually my mom stopped last year. . .I chose that myself.

"Oh. ." Baekhyun mutteredm obviously flustered.

Before Baekhyun could even try to salvage the situation, the sound of a vrooming engine caught everyone's attention. They saw a large, old, green colored pickup truck getting closer to them. It look like it was probably built 40 years ago, proven by it's veeery loud engine and crust exterior.

"Damn, . what would you do if you got that for graduation?" Luhan whistled.

"Burn it." Tao said.

"Cry so much I'd flood our house and force my parents to buy me a real gift." Chen said.

"Tear it apart and feed it to the lions." Baekhyun added.

"That's totally impractical" Kyungsoo nagged. "I'd say tear it part and sell it's scraps."

"I'd walk." Sehuun simply answered.

"Oh goodness." Yixing drawled, looking slightly distressed, pointing at the vehicle.

"Sehun." Baekhyun said with a look of horror. "Get ready to walk."

It was Suho who was driving the thing.

Apparently, Suho's mom had this emergency business trip that made her use their van, she promised her that they would get them a decent ride though. . but she lied with the 'decent' part, because there was definitely nothing decent about what they were riding right now.

Everyone was grumbling, because every stone, every ump, they felt it, and the movement was punctuated even more by the 'car's' half-flat tires. The loud vrooming of the engne caught the attention and gawking of passers-by, and they air conditioning wasn't functional since the 90's, not that they needed any air conditioning since the temperature was already starting to drop to the point that Sehun thought that his arms would snap off like popsicles any second.

Plus, it was etra hard not to be red all the time because half of them were ing exposed to the pucking populace because not all of them would fit inside.

So Xiumin, Tao, Luhan, Sehun, Chen and Kris had to sit at the dank and cold back of the pick-up truck after losing pathetically at a bloody game of rock-paper-scissors.

". ." Luhan cursed, breath fogging in front of him. "Kai definitely cheated, his scissors had three ends! What kind of scissors have three ends??"

"I am too handsome for this." Kris whined, covering his face from the view of people. Good thing they were already a good deal away from the city, so at least their embarrassment were slowly being lessened.

", I should've just cheated in that game." Chen said in complete and utter regret, rubbing his palms together in an effort to produce warmth. It was getting dark soonm and they were soon getting towards the outskirts of Seoul with less and less people, and his back was pretty much hurting from not sitting propery because only about 3 inches of his was touching the car's rusty surface. . he has germ issues you know. He was really really stressed right now. He felt like the rust was crawling upward his /

"Chen, you look like a ficking nervous wreck." Luhan commented.

"Yeah. .well you look like a fricking mushroom."

Everyone stared at him.

"My god. .the cold is messing with my humor" he said in slight fear. "But my humor is my life. .humor is the pillar, Pilar, caterpillar. I'M A ING BUTTERFLY!"

". .he's gone crazy on us." Kris commented.

"He's seriously freaking me out." Sehun said as he looked at the hysterical Chen with slight horror.

"We can just. .you know, throw him off the car." Tao suggested, only half-joking.

"The rust is probably getting to his brain." Luhan concluded. "I never knew his germ problems were this serious."

"I. .I think I'm gonna throw up." Xiumin, who's been silent the entire  time due to motion sickeness said, holding Tao's arm. "Damn Tao, you have really muscular arms." he commented.

Kris swatted Xiumin's arm away. "Hey, no touchey." making Xiumin roll his eyes, but he needed something to hold on to to calm his nerves. He eyed Chen's arm since he was seated next to him, but decided to just hug himself.

Chen noticed and felt somewhat offended despire being in his screwball state. "Heyyy"

"I'm not going to find support in your scrawny arms."

Chen frowned and exclaimed, much to the annoyance of everybody. "I declare an arm wrestling match at the resort!"

"Gah! Stop being so loud." Luhan said, rubbing his temples to drive away the itching mgraine he was having because of the ride.

"You're just chicken that Sehun will beat you." Chen pointed out. "Beat. . .beet." he suddenly muttered. "I've never really liked beets."

Just like that, Luhan's migraine grew ten times worse. That was probably the most incorrect statement every said in the world. Sehun? Beat him? Pshaw. .and beets actually taste good.

Luhan was about to give Chen a nastily indignant retort, but suddenly, the 'car' if you could even call it that. .stopped.

They saw a thick blast of smoke emit from the car's hood.

"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEE!!!!" They immediately yelled in unison, kicking each ither in the process of trying to get out along with their luggage.

Tao, without noticing, accidentally kiced Sehun in the balls in the process, leaving the poor teenager crunched up in a pitiful ball of pain on the back of the truck while the othes managed to get out and were starting to pour the last remnants of their mineral water on the hood, but the car still wouldn't stop smoking.

" KAI! That's vodka! STOP!" Suho yelled as he took away the bottle in Kai's hands.

"Guys. Someone's missing." Kyungsoo pointed out. "Oh my goodness, someone's missing!"

Everyone momentarily paused at the realization.

"Sehun!" Xiumin exclaimed.

"The rust. . " Chen said, eyes wide. "They got him."

Sehun groaned, both from the smoke and from the pain. Luhan, without even thinking, immediately bolted to the back of the truck and saw Sehun. He instinctively lifted him up by his arms and held Sehun's waist as he dragged him out of the car.

Just when they got to the others, they all heard a crack, a screech and a big fat giant explosion.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" they screamed as they crouched down. Shielding  themselves from the heat and the shrapnels spewing off the car.

After a few moments of checking whether they died or not, the members slowly opened their eyes to see a flaming vehicle (or what's left of it) behind them.

Sehun was specifically scarred.

". ." he mumbled."I almost had the stupidest death ever."  He was shocked almost to the point of having tears in his eyes.

HE

ALMOST

FREAKIN'

DIED

Cuz of being kicked in the balls.

Like .

He immediately wrapped his arms around Luhan and hugged the s out of him.

"THANK YOU MAN!" Sehun almost screeched as he buried his head on Luhan's shoulder. "You're not horrible after all."  he mumbled against Luhan's sweater.

"What the. . "

Luhan was shocked beyond comprehension, at the fact that his nemesis was hugging him and by the fact that he almost died while saving the said nemesis.

Luhan just sat there, wide-eyed, feeling something weird as he felt Sehun's slim fingers curl around his back, Sehun's body pressed against his and Sehun being uncharacteristically. . adora--he's not going to finish that sentence.

It felt like he was having a really bad heart burn or something.

Dug dug

Dug dug

Luhan clammed his eyes shut and gulped.

Dug dug

Dug

Like seriously, this is a really bad heartburn.

*snap*

" this is so precious." Baekhyun grinned. "And by precious I mean blackmailable." He waved the phone holding the picture of Sehun grasping tightly on to Luhn. The rest were ogling at them like they were some kind of alien specie.

Luhan was too shocked to move, and Sehun was too relieved to care.

The fact that Sehun was hugging Luhan is really not something you see everyday, but the members weren't paying attention to the greater problem at hand.

There was a freaking burning car behind them.

They were 2 hours (via car ride) from commercial Seoul.

It was in the middle of the night

And it was getting cold as hell.

When the realization sunk in, they all stared at the burning car, then at Suho.

Suho opened his mouth to defend himself but closed it back immediately. "Yeah. . I ." he pouted, earning a pitied pat on the back from Yixing.

"Oh. . My. .god." Kris, with a quivering voice, broke the silence. Everyone turned to look at him as he looked at his reflection in the mirror, shielding his face from view.

"No, the explosion didn't make your hair frizz out Kris." Kai beat him to it.

"No. . " Kris' voice sounded like he was on the brink of tears as he put down the mirror.

Everyone gasped.

"I LOST A ING EYEBROW!"

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OMGGGGG!! I finally finished retyping it. Since I knew that the layout was pretty much ed up I just had to retype it for you guys. 

huhuhuhuhu. .i think the reason for the awful layout was  because I'm not usng MS word anymore but Kingsoft writer. T.T ughh. ..

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