Social Networking Series: Facebook
The Going Home Club
After a long hard day at school, Sehun just drops onto his bed like a log and just stay there, not even minding the fact that he’s lying face down, locking out the inflow of air. There was something that his foot was grazing on, and it annoyed him, not even glancing, he kicked the damn thing off and it landed on the floor with a heavy clang.
But wait. .didn’t he leave his laptop on the be—
He quickly sat up and peered through the edge of the bed.
Yep, there it lay, his laptop. . .
He scrambled down and got it, immediately inspecting for damages and turning it on. Come on ‘The Compeitition’ wake up. Yes, he named his laptop The competition, so that when people ask him: Hey where’s your laptop?, he’s able to answer. ‘I got the competition in the bag’.
Get it? Haha. .Sehun shakes his head at his own stupidness.
The opening tune of the laptop plays and Sehun heaves a sigh of relief. It lives.
He was about to turn it back off, but well, it’s on anyway, might as well check his non-existent social media social life. He opens the homepage of facebook and types in his username: Oh_Sehun.
Yep, he was real creative with that one.
“Ohsehun.” He mumbles as he types in his password. Yeah, his password was also his name. Sehun’s a firm believer that if it’s too obvious then people won’t be able to guess what it is.
He marveled at how many friend requests he got, and a surge of excitement hit him. Was this really it? Was he really getting popular? He clicked it and that thought shattered.
They were all members of the club. He mentally groaned. He’s already had enough of them in school, so why add the chaos to his facebook life?
Ughh. .
Before deciding on whether to accept them or not, he clicked on the lone message that he received.
It was from that ex-student council guy with the big eyes. Do Kyungsoo.
Good evening,
It is a pleasure to have met you a while ago Sehun. I apologize for the fact that we might have met in a very unconventional manner (ie. Me slipping on the icepack on the floor and accidentally hitting you in the eye). If you do feel any pains in your left eye, just give me a word and I will pay for the damages.
Anyway, since we have not known each other long, and we now belong in the same club, I feel that I should send my regards to you here, a bit impersonal I know, but I wasn’t really able to introduce myself properly to you back in the meeting. So:
Hello Sehun, my name is Kyungsoo.
Sehun cringed. Wow, that Kyungsoo guy sounds a lot like an old and wrinkly business man. Like who uses proper indentions, punctuations, spelling, capitalization in facebook messages? Well apparently that guy. And the whole time he was reading the message, he was using a british accent, maybe because it just sounded that formal.
He touched his left eye. It stung like a , but since he was nice, he didn’t mention it.
Hello Kyungsoo, nice to meet you. He replied.
It’s kind weird introducing each other in messages.
He went back to the friendrequests.
KimingJongin online
That was obviously Kai. Sehun's gonna bet all the money in his pocket (5 bucks) that those aren't Kai's abs. Anyways, lol. .his username kind of sounds like Kim is ing Jongin. hahahah.
.
Kai's green-mindedness is apparently contagious.
Shoemean online
Ugh. .he even manages to insert his lame puns in his username.
Im.A.Rainbow.Unicorn online
What the hell? I-is that Yixing?
It'sSuho online
Well duh. .it's Suho
ChickenChenChelada offline
Sehun frowned. Chen,. .ugh. .that 'me gusta' face still freaks him out. Good thing that troll's offline though.
D.OKyungsoo online
Maybe Sehun will accept him, since he seems nice, stuffy and boring, but nice.
Duizhang.Kris online
Hmm. .Sehun wonders how his hives are doing. And what the hell does ‘Duizhang’ mean?
*google translates*
ooh. .it means leader.
PandaTao online
That kick looks scary. .maybe Sehun should just accept him.
Baek.tothe.hyun online
More like Di.tothe.Va
Suggested friends:
TheLuhanMan online (suggested by ShoeMean)
Woa. .Sehun has to admit, Luhan looks attractive in his profile picture. But NOT in a gay way, but in a 'Ok I admit that that angle looks good on you but I am definitely more handsome' kind of way.
But hell no, Sehun ain't adding that guy. Luhan has to send him a friend request first. Due to 'curiousity', Sehun clicked on Luhan's profile and silently hoped that it wasn't private, but it wasn't private at all.
That grumpy guy is popular!
Like. .he has tons of friends.
Sehun read the comments of the girls in his profile picture.
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LadyInRed OMG oppa so Handsome!
Kim_Jaewon MARRY ME! like idgfaugybcugrbnjsrngnsdksdihi
you would make the perfect husbaaaaaaannnd! *u* !!!
Park.Minyeong08 I can just. .*sigh* I can drown in your eyes 4evar.
SparklyPorcupine If you don't make me a fansign RIGHT now, I will
cut you. . JUST JOKING! I could never cut up your pretty face oppa =3
but seriously, make ma fansign.=/
What. The. . Did he just read?
Sehun wanted to shake those girls back to their senses. How could they even like someone like Luhan who's mean and bipolar most of the time? And holy mother of guacamole, the likes Luhan got was through the roof?
Sometimes, he just can't get the world.
He means, just look at Luhan's username: 'TheLuhanMan'. It just screams uncool!
Whilst complaining about Luhan's apparent popularity, Sehun was feeling his getting sore from sitting on the cold wooden floor of his bedroom, and decided to get up to his bed, while doing so, his thumb accidentally brushed over his touch pad.
Friend Request to TheLuhanMan sent.
NOOOOOOO! Sehun scrambled back up to his bed, about to undo the friend request but it was too late.
TheLuhanMan has accepted your friend request.
Damn. . just his luck. Now he'll think that Sehun actually wants to be friends with him. Great. .
Since he accidentally added his least liked member of the club, he decided to just accept every friend request anyway. Bad idea..
Because. .here starts Sehun's social media hell
Shoemean changed his name to LeBa0zi
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TheLuhanMan I thought you hated that nickname Min?
LeBa0zi I lost a ing bet with Chen. -__-
I'm.A.Rainbow.Unicorn *sigh* You’re not the only one. Look at mine.
D.O.Kyungsoo tsk.tsk. You two. What have I told you about bets?
LeBa0zi Nothing really. .
D.O.Kyungsoo Xiumin. .in the short time that I was gone, have you perhaps,
inherited snark from Chen?
LeBa0zi Oh god, . No. .or have I? =0 . Maybe I have.
D.O.Kyungsoo Xiumin! profanity!
LeBa0zi Oh no. .maybe I have been influenced by that devil. Oh wait, I already
curse, nothing new there. haha
Oh_Sehun What about you Luhan? did you lose to Chen too?
TheLuhanMan My username is better than your boring one. .=P
TheLuhanMan Total lack of creativity.
Oh_Sehun Well you have a total lack of naming sense.
Kim.ing.Jongin Woa. .awesome comeback dude. *slow clapsi*
Oh_Sehun Shut up Kai =.=
It'sSuho Stop it you guys. Anyways. .where is Chen anyway?
LeBa0zi changes his Profile Picture
Sigh. .Might aswell change the picture too, since no one will get my joke
anymore without the name. =/ Damn you Chen
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TheLuhanMan Min, I think you're starting to like your nickname
LeBa0zi Am not! I just changed it to go with the name. I had no choice btw.
Kim.ing.Jongin Excuses.
TheLuhanMan uploaded a Photo
Oh KimingJongin. .Look what I've got.~ Isn't it beautiful?
Caught in the act
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KimingJongin uploaded a Photo
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Oh_Sehun uploaded a Photo
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Kittity Cat, scantily clad, he took my hat and made me mad,
Kittity cat, scantily clad, killed the rat, the cat was bad.~
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Baek.tothe.Hyun lol
TheLuhanMan so poetic :’>
LeBaozi dafuq?
KimingJongin Eeeeh. .look at Kris, thinking about cats.
D.O.Kyungsoo Kai, stop it. The poem is lovely Kris.
Baek.tothe.Hyun Youre just being nice to him cause u want ur old position back
D.O.Kyungsoo huh? what do you mean by old position?
Baek.tothe.Hyun Oh yeah. .we didn't tell you didn't we? Kris is the new Vice-president
and you got demoted to. . .pfft. muse.
D.O.Kyungsoo WHAT?????????
D.O.Kyungsoo uh. .what I mean is, i-its totally fine.
Baek.tothe.Hyun Riiiiiiiigghtttt. .
D.O.Kyungsoo Stop making me look bad Baekhyun.
Baek.tothe.Hyun Don’t have to, I mean, have you seen the awful shorts you wore yesterday?
D.O.Kyungsoo . . .
Baek.tothe.Hyun I mean, like the pattern, ducks? Seriously? Whats more, Red ducks? Hahaaha.
D.O.Kyungsoo I’m not cooking anymore
LeBa0zi Baekhyun! Don’t make Kyungsoo mad! (save the food)
Duizhang.Kris
OK! Who the ! Hacked my account??
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Baek.tothe.Hyun hahahah, I knew it.
TheLuhanMan I have a pretty good idea.
Im.A.Rainbow.Unicorn me too
LeBa0zi me too. -__- Anyways, I just realized woa, Yixing! Why aren’t you asleep
yet? It’s like. .night 0.o
Duizhang.Kris
HAHAHAHahaHAHAhaah!!1! Noobs! s! Noobs with s!
NOOBIE IES! HahahahahAhahah!!!1111
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D.O.Kyungsoo Kris! is this how a vice president should act?
Baek.tothe.hyun See? told you guys, he's actually discrediting
Kris for the position. tsk
D.O.Kyungsoo am NOT!
Duizhang.Kris Ok. Who the is this?
KimingJongin Tsk, commenting on your own post, that’s sad.
Duizhang.Kris The one who posted this isn’t me Kai!
KimingJongin riiiiiiight
Duizhang.Kris Shut up nosepicker!
KimingJongin aaaaaand you just inherited the nickname 'ie boy' from
Sehun.
PandaTao
Um. .why is Kris sending dress up game requests?
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Baek.tothe.Hyun OMG! Kris! have you finally taken an interest in fashion?
my influence is large.
Duizhang.Kris No! that’s not me!
Duizhang.Kris Just joking it is me
Duizhang.Kris YOU! Who are you?
Duizhang.Kris Who am I? Well, this is real, this is me, I’m exactly where I’m
supposed to be now, gonna let the light, shine on me now!
KimingJongin Cheers to Kris for quoting camp rock
Duizhang.Kris Dafuq? I will kill you when I find you
Duizhang.Kris But I am you, will you kill yourself?
Duizhang.Kris JSHDVEFCKGUWGFJFBCDHJFCKSKWJCDJCHJV CJS SHIIT!
It'sSuho Haha
D.O.Kyungsoo Stop banging on the keyboard Kris, you’ll break it.
PandaTao Kris, are you okay?
Duizhang.Kris shared Nikki Minaj’s video
Her music is just awezum! \m/ nuff' said.
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Duizhang.Kris shared Justin Bieber’s video
so cool! :* muah! Belieber foreevverr!
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Baek.tothe.Hyun hmm. .I like his gloves and nothing else.
Baek.tothe.Hyun though i do have the sweatpants in the same color.
Duizhang.Kris shared I love Barbie quotes
My idol.
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TheLuhanMan 'I hear you got a new chick, a dazzled little barbie doll. that new
girl you like so bad, She's not crazy like me, I bet you like that'---Wow, that's so inspiring
I could cry. . =/
Baek.tothe.Hyun When did barbie get all y?
LeBa0zi LIES! I've seen every barbie movie and she NEVER said those.
Oh_Sehun Dafuq. .really?
LeBa0zi Um. .hahah I mean, I just happen to have seen a few scenes when I flip through channels.
PandaTao You really watch barbie ge? =0
LeBa0zi No.
Im.A.Rainbow.Unicorn really Xiumin? my goodness I've seen them all too.
LeBa0zi OMGGG! Yixing! seriously??? What's your favortie one? Mine is
definitely Barbie: Swan Lake
Im.A.Rainbow.Unicorn um. .That was a joke, so. .oh gosh, you were actually serious?
Oh_Sehun caught.
LeBa0zi .
TheLuhanMan Oh Xiumin. .
Duizhang.Kris shared Twilight’s photo
OMGz! Jac0B so Hawt! <3 <3 <3
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Duizhang.Kris
WILL. KILL. YOU. HACKER!
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Duizhang.Kris I will kill you, and everyone you love!
Duizhang.Kris What if I love your sister? Will you kill her too?
Duizhang.Kris ! You love my sister????
Duizhang.Kris Naw. .I love you! you love me, we're one big happy family,
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too. <3
Duizhang.Kris ! I will definitely find you
Duizhang.Kris awwww! that's how much you care about me? :'>
Duizhang Kris gaaaahhh!! KKKKK!!!
Baek.tothe.hyun
Hey did anyone notice that Chanyeol doesn’t have a facebook
account?
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It'sSuho WHAT?
KimingJongin Wuut!
LeBa0zi Whaat?
D.O.Kyungsoo What?
Im.A.Rainbow.Unicorn what?
TheLuhanMan That’s so weird.
KimingJongin heheh. .jinx, all of you owe me a soda
KimingJongin Ugh. .except you Luhan
Im.A.Rainbow.Unicorn shared I <3 pillows photo
my dream!
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TheLuhanMan wow, you surely dream big
Im.A.Rainbow.Unicorn Well, that pillow couch is pretty big.
TheLuhanMan OMG! Yixing’s learned sarcasm! congrats!
Im.A.Rainbow.Unicorn Yeah, Kai taught me =)
Baek.tothe.hyun sleep addict, why a couch though? and not a bed?
Im.A.Rainbow.Unicorn I don't know, maybe the couch has grown on me. hahah
Duizhang.Kris AHAHHAHHshahshaHHH! Those pillows look so DELISYOSO!
Duizhang.Kris SHUT UP HACKER!
D.OKyungsoo uploaded a photo
Baked it a few hours ago. =)
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LeBaozi YOU! ME! Together, now!
D.O.Kyungsoo hahah sure
TheLuhanMan Woa, .that escalated quickly
LeBaozi Shut up Luhan.Cook for me everyday soo! Muah! I really missed your cooking ;)
D.O.Kyungsoo Of course Minnie! =)
KimingJongin HEY! Cook for me too
D.O.Kyungsoo No
KimingJongin =(
D.O.Kyungsoo Still no
KimingJongin =((
D.O.Kyungsoo nope
KimingJongin =’’((
D.O.Kyungsoo your getting annoying
KimingJongin =(
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D.O.Kyungsoo Kai this is getting ridiculous
KimingJongin =(
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D.O.Kyungsoo FINE! Just stop flooding my notifs!
Duizhang.Kris Yah! Kyungsoo, only I can call Xiumin Minnie.
LeBa0zi Huh? You call me Minnie Kris? 0.o
Duizhang.Kris HAH! SO CHEN! It is YOU!
Duizhang.Kris Oh
Oh_Sehun caught
TheLuhanMan No sherlock.
Duizhang.Kris Chen! I am so going to kill you tomorrow!
Duizhang.Kris I’m not Chen, I’m Sehun.
Oh_Sehun THE HELL? No he’s not. Oh and Luhan? I'm deciding to ignore you.
Duizhang.Kris hahah, just joking, I’m Suho
It'sSuho I'm right here you know. Stop dragging other people into this Chen
Duizhang.Kris Hahah, got me, I’m Chanyeol.
Duizhang.Kris Chanyeol doesn’t have a facebook account dip
Duizhang.Kris exactly why I’m using your’s duh.
this !
Sehun has no idea why he even accepted those idiots. And he still can't get over the fact that Kai actually posted that picture of him. He inwardly made himself swear to never, . .he mean's never, to go to karaoke (with the Going home club members) ever again. Still, he had to skim through almost all of Kai's facebook photos to find that derpy piece of gold for his revenge.
His notifications were skyrocketing, much to his annoyance, because of all of the posts the members. He sighed and was about to click the 'log out' button when a red exclamation mark popped out of the friend request icon.
He clicked on it.
*~Ch@nNye0lli3~* online
Confirm·Not now
Ughh. .Sehun would feel bad if he didn't accept it. .
But. .he really doesn't want to. .
Chanyeol's really loud. .and hyper. He really shouldn't accept
*click*
You are now friends with *~Ch@nNye0lli3~*
Damn, , ..
"I am so nice." Sehun mumbled.
*~Ch@nNye0lli3~*
HEYOWw GUYZz. Ch@nye0l H3re! I h@v3 an @cc n0w! :-)
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Baek.tothe.Hyun Nobody uses that smiley with a nose anymore
Duizhang.Kris heh. You were saying Chen?
Duizhang.Kris you Chanyeol! you. .Who the told you to make an account?
*~Ch@nNye0lli3~* Wuzz? (0____0)
Baek.tothe.hyun Why the are you speaking like that Yeol?
TheLuhanMan Actually he’s not speaking, just typing *flies away*
Baek.tothe.hyun Totally not funny Luhan
*~Ch@nNye0lli3~*Huh? @rn’t w3 supp0sed to type lyk dis in f@c3bo0k?
Duizhang.Kris No Chanyeol you nerd.
*~Ch@nNye0lli3~*Irdk y u @ll s0 m3@n /(T^T)/.
LeBa0zi I can’t understand a thing your typing
It'sSuho haha People don’t type like that anymore Chanyeol =), also, welcome to facebook
*~Ch@nNye0lli3~* What? Did you guys know that I spent like an hour learning all those chat abbreviations, acronyms and smileys?
KimingJongin Chanyeol you nerd
D.O.Kyungsoo Kai you douche
KimingJongin Kyungsoo you angel. .muah
D.O.Kyungsoo Dafuq?
TheLuhanMan oooohhh. .Kyungsoo just swore
TheLuhanMan Ok. .printscreened
D.O.Kyungsoo NO! it was. .was just a typo!
TheLuhanMan tsk tsk. Excuses
D.O.Kyungsoo Guys. .I am one step away from unjoining the club again. .
KimingJongin hahahah Joking! don't leave pleaaase oh please oh please!
KimingJongin because. .erm. .the Baozi will kill me.
LeBa0zi Yes I will Kai, yes I will.
*~Ch@nNye0lli3~* Oh wait.!. .this smiley looks a lot like Kyungsoo.---à (0___o)
Leba0zi lol
D.O.Kyungsoo I’m pretty sure that that my eyes are the same size
*~Ch@nNye0lli3~*Oh. .sorry. *(0___0)
D.O.Kyungsoo And my mouth isn’t that big.
D.O.Kyungsoo Sheesh. Fine. *(0.0)
Baek.tothe.hyun changed his profile picture
"The universe has given us such magnificent wings on which to soar
into the spacious firmament between love and freedom."
(c) to me.
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SachelsNmore Honey that outfit would go great with a red satchel
Baek.tothe.hyun I know right?? I think I'll place an order for one of those
spiked bright red ones. I'll send the form to you later.
FleurBoutique Ooh nice, I'm actually selling a matching cap with that jacket!
Baek.tothe.hyun Seriously? Omg. send me a link. NOW.
ChickenChenChelada aaaaaaaaand Baekhyun has a shopping problem.
Baek.tothe.hyun No I don't. I believe it's perfectly healthy to own 40 pairs of
shoes. and Ha! you finally decide to show yourself.
ChickenChenChelada Yeah. =/ because Chanyeol decided to be a douche
and create an account.
*~Ch@nNye0lli3~* huh? what did I do wrong?
Duizhang.Kris CHEN! hahahahaha, you gave up huh? tomorrow you're dead.
ChickenChenChelada Yeah yeah. .whatever.
Duizhang.Kris You're rolling your eyes aren't you??? ohh. .I can just feel you getting
snarky over there. You even have the balls to get snarky at me right now?
ChickenChenChelada Yes, Kris, yes in fact I do have balls. .every physically normal
guy has them.
Duizhang.Kris Your lucky I can't strangle you through the internet.
ChickenChenChelada *You're. . Your grammar
Duizhang.Kris Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
TheLuhanMan What does your deep- quote have to do with your picture?
Baek.tothe.Hyun Hmm. .nothing actually.
Sehun rubbed his radiation soaked eyes as he slumped back on his bed after finally logging out.
Damn, even through the internet that club gets him tired.
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WEW! this chapter is probably THE hardest to make. I actually finished writing it in less 30 mins but what took so long was the editing. OHH gosh the editing. Like, uhh. .hahaha and there's still some format mistakes, so sorry about that.
But. .I really had fun making it. =)) Hmm. .Since the title says 'Social Networking Series' maybe I'll make another chapter in the future about exo in other social networking sites. Depends,. .
Maybe I'll make one about instagram. =) what do you guys think?
Oh and I only noticed that 'create a horizontal line' icon thingy when writing your fic. I was like 'gosh I've been on this site for how long and I only noticed that now?' haha
and If i offended some bieber, nikki minaj fans. .i'm sorry i didn't mean it.
ANDDD OMGG! EXO COMEBACK! HUUHUHUHUHUHU. I got even more inspiration writing this cuz their theme for the comeback is kind of like school-ish so yeah. omggg! spazz spazz spazz. Baekhyun with green hair. .Spazz spazz
So before this a/n gets even longer I'll say goodbye. hahah
anyways! please do comment, subscribe and upvote! they keep me going and not to mention VERY VERY happy. xD
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