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The Funniest Love Story Ever Told


"Dearly beloved," said the priest, "we are gathered here today to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the worth and beauty of committed marital love, and to add our best wishes to the words which shall unite Kris and Yunee in marriage."

He turned to Kris. "Kris Wu, will you have this woman to be your wedded wife?"

"I will," Kris affirmed.

He turned to Yunee. "Yunee Song, will you have this man to be your wedded husband?"

"I will," Yunee affirmed.

Tears welled in the bride's eyes as she and the groom exchanged rings. And then the priest spoke again, "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."

Kris pulled Yunee close and French kissed her in front of all the guests.

Finally, they were married.

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100ShadesOfDifferent
#1
Chapter 17: "Kris's was very hard."

I wheezed.
floras
#2
Chapter 41: WhatdidIjustread??????
HAHA quite fuuny tho.
dokyungstop
#3
Chapter 40: lmao this was a cute, funny little story xD
Puppybaek1992 #4
My favourite story. When I first read the first chapter, I was like "what?" HAHAHAHA
indeliblememories
#5
Chapter 41: ummm.. o.o wew XD
yixingxinglove #6
Chapter 40: HAHAAHHHAHA WHAT DID I JUST READ
yixingxinglove #7
Chapter 10: This is the bluntest story ever!! I love it haha
heclgehog
#8
Chapter 41: This was so descriptionless and blunt, it made it hilarious.
DiamondHeart
#9
i think i finished this in like 10 mins. idek why i laughed so much
XingCloud
#10
pls update this soon!! ~~