“Ow…” he said,

“I’m sorry” I said,

“Why’d you hit me?” he asked,

“Because I thought you were a ert” I said,

“Gee, that’s nice to know”

“Well I’m sorry! But I thought you were one!”

“Anyways, why are you wearing that?” Kyuhyun asked,

“Because…. My clothes got dirty, so Hangeng saved me and let me borrow some of his clothes” I said,

“Hangeng’s here?” he asked surprised, I nodded,

“He wants to see everyone again, but he’s scared that they might not accept him again” I sighed,

“WHAT? Where is he?!” Kyuhyun asked, I shook my head,

“can’t tell you” I smiled, he stared at me,

“Can you tell me, why he chose that?”

“He thought I would be spending the night” I said,

“WHY?” Kyuhyun sounded worried, “Were you planning on having s*x with him?!”

“WHAT?! NO!” I accidentally yelled,

“So what were you doing?” he asked,

“Nothing really” I said, “Why are you here?” I asked him, he sat there silent for a while,

“If I came home without you, Donghae would’ve killed me” he sighed,

“So, you’ve been out looking for me?”

“yeah” Kyuhyun mumbled,

“For how long?”

“Since you left” he mumbled,

“WHAT? THREE HOURS?!” I yelled,

“SHH!” he said, “Let’s go home!” and grabbed my hand

~**Next Day**~~

“H-henry?!” I stared at him, he looked like he got beatened up!

He walked away ignoring me.

I wonder what happened?

I mean….

He has a black eye, and his cheeks are bloody red…. I wonder what happened…

“Henry?” I asked,

“L-look” he stuttered, “I’m sorry about what happened, but I don’t think we can be together” he said, “I want you to find someone better than me” Henry said and closed the door,

“Henry?” I murmured,

Great… He’s still ignoring me…. Stupid idiot….

Right now… I don’t know what I’m feeling! Anger, sadness, depression…. I dunno

“Oh, Alex, do you wanna go somewhere today?” Kyuhyun asked, I looked up, and shook my head,

“I’m sorry, but I don’t feel like going anywhere today” I faked a smiled,

“Come on! It’ll be fun to get out once in a while” he said,

“I’m tired” I said,

“You woke up an hour ago!” Kyuhyun complained, “Come on~~ I barely have a day off!”

Before I knew it, Kyuhyun dragged me to the mall… IN MY PIKACHU PAJAMAS.

“Kyuhyun-ah!” I whined,

“Come on Alex! We don’t get to be together as often anymore!” he playfully whined,

“Fine…” I sighed,

“Come on, let’s buy you some clothes”

“And why didn’t you let me change?”

“Because I know you would be depressed around all day in bed” Kyuhyun smiled,

“Nice hat by the way” I said, just noticing Kyuhyun’s disguise which was just a hat and sunglasses. Pretty much what any normal person would wear,

“Thanks” he smirked,

Before I knew it, we walked into Yesstyle… Stupid retard….

Ok, I know this is weird, but…. I HATE SHOPPING.

I dunno, it’s something in me that makes me hate it so much! Like, for one. I NEVER know what size I am! Because apparently there are different stores with different size ranges! ALSO! Barely any of the clothes are my style! They either show too much skin, too tight, or too expensive! ONE OF THE REASONS why I LOVE my birthday! People seem to know what size I am!!

I quickly walked to the guy’s section and looked at clothes,

“Um… Alex? Don’t you want to go to the girls section?” Kyuhyun asked,

“Why?”

Ok, I love going to the guy’s section! Is it a sin? Not my fault that men’s clothings are always bigger than the girls! It makes me feel less fat….

~~**~~

“And you won’t change out of your Pikachu pajamas why?” Kyuhyun asked,

“Because I’m awesome like that” I said

Welp! We were in that store for like 10 minutes! But I finally picked out something! I black t-shirt…. Yeah… I at shopping….

Well, we were just walking around for a bit, then I spotted a dress store, and I had such a HUGE urge to go in!

“Alex?” Kyuhyun asked, after he noticed me just standing there for like… 30 seconds…

“Sorry” I said and continued walking,

We walked around some more, and then I saw a person… she looked REALLY familiar! But  I can’t point it out!….

“Alex? What’s wrong?” Kyuhyun asked, I shook my head,

“N-nothing…” I said still staring at her, then Kyuhyun grabbed my hand,

“So what are you staring at? Her? Do you want to stalk her?” Kyuhyun asked, I looked at him,

“Lets go!” I said and pulled his arm,

“WHAT?! I was kidding!” Kyuhyun said,

“I don’t care! We are stalking her!” I said and pulled Kyuhyun’s arm,

“What?!” Kyuhyun sounded surprised,

Ok, she’s going into Macy’s! FOLLOW her!!

“Ok, Alex, I think this might be a bad idea!!” Kyuhyun said,

“SHH!” I said,

Apparently that girl was looking at baby clothings for some reason… and we were just following her! GOSH! WHY DOES SHE LOOK SOO FAMILIAR?!

“Kyuhyun! Can you call me?”

“Why?”

“BECAUSE! She looks like this girl I knew in America!”

“What’s the whole reason for calling you?”

“My ringtone in Sailor Moon! SO! If she turns around, I see her face, and-”

“Here’s an idea, go and ASK HER!”

“NO! What if she’s not the person I think she is?!”

“Who cares?!” Kyuhyun said, “I mean, who cares if her name is Elizabeth Nguyen or Bob Jones who stalks me! Or Jessica Chong young who stalks SNSD! Or Lina Choi who stalks Siwon?! Or Salma who stalks Teukie?!”

“Why are you suddenly talking about Stalking?”

“THAT’S CAUSE WE’RE STALKING HER!”

“DUCK!” I said when I saw the girl (who we’re stalking) suddenly turn around,

“What?”

I quickly pushed Kyuhyun down, and we pretened to look at the baby clothes,

“Aigo! Honey! Wouldn’t this look SOOO cute on Siwon?!” I asked Kyuhyun pretending to be his wife (And Siwon our son haha)

“Huh?” I poked him, “O-oh!! Yeah! But I think this would look better on him!” Kyuhyun said (with a low voice) randomly pointing to some clothes, I started to laugh since he somehow pointed to a pink frilly dress,

“Dear! Siwon’s our son! Donghae is our daughter!” I said, (trying to not laugh)

“Oh!” Kyuhyun said, I looked up and saw her leave,

“Kyuhyun-shii!” I said and pulled him, she started to walk to the boy’s clothing section, we followed her,

“Ah! Kyu-honey!” I sang (trying not to laugh)

“H-hm?!” he asked,

“Wouldn’t this look cute on Sungmin?” I asked holding a random shirt,

“No, I think this would look better on Sungmin” Kyuhyun said pointing to a pink shirt with a strawberry on it, I laughed a little,

“Oh! That’s right!” I heard her say, and she walked away, I grabbed Kyuhyun’s arm and we started to following her (Haha, now I understand why there are soo many stalkers in the world! IT’s soo much fun!! MWAHAHAH!!)

“Kyuhyun-ah! Let’s get something REALLY fast!” I said,

“What?” he asked,

I grabbed a pair of nerd glasses and a scarf and we headed out the register (There was no line thank goodness!)

I quickly put the glasses on, and wrapped the scarf around my head so no one would notice and quickly followed the girl.

She went to the place where they were selling kitchen stuff, I held onto Kyuhyun’s arm, and we just followed her,

“Just ask her for her number!” Kyuhyun said,

“No! This is fun!” I smiled and we continued to follow her,

“Jeez! I wonder when he’s going to be here!” the girl pouted,

“Oh! She’s taken! Let’s go!” Kyuhyun said,

“No! This is fun!” I said and we continued to follow her,

After a little while, it kinda got tiring, and I walked out of Macy’s and we saw a little photo booth,

“Kyuhyun-ah!” I smiled, and pointed to the photo booth,

“It’s been a while” Kyuhyun smiled and we both walked in and sat there. Kyuhyun swiped his credit card, and then we started to pick designs. WELP! Because of him and his OBSESSION with Saphire blue, we got a blue design,

“Ok! What should we do first?” I asked,

“U?” Kyuhyun asked,

“K” I said,

And we made a “It’s YOU” face while pointing to the camera

“Next?”

“Don’t Don?”

“What’s that?”

“Look pissed off and scary” Kyuhyun said, and we did,

“Next?

“Sorry sorry” Kyuhyun said, and we put out hands in the “sorry sorry” way

“Next?”

“U-um” Kyuhyun asked,

“Try to look smart!” I said, and quickly put on my nerd glasses and he did, (http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac189/sujudork603/516fe2cc1a0200_full.jpg) and I made a weird face,

Done. I smiled, and we both walked out,

“Alex, it’s the ones that do a replay! What do I do if someone know’s that it’s me?” Kyuhyun asked,

“You’re tall right?”

“Yeah…”

I smiled and quickly pushed him to the small tv that was playing the replay,

“You have a HUGE head! So you can hide it well” I smirked,

“… You’re mean…” Kyuhyun pouted,

“I know I am” I gave a fake smile,

Before I knew it, we were in the apple store (THE PLACE DOES NOT SELL APPLES! It sells electronics!!)

“Alex~” Kyuhyun poked me,

“Hm?” I replied playing with an ipod,

“Look” he said, I turned around, he pointed to some girl playing with an ipad. She was watching Bonamana

“Seriously?” I stared at Kyuhyun,

“Aren’t you proud?” he laughed,

“Not unless I yell this is Cho Kyuhyun” I whispered in his ear,

“You wouldn’t!”

“Of course not! I don’t want to run! I don’t need anymore exersize!” I said, and returned my gaze to the ipod, Kyuhyun got to the ipod next to me,

“Ya know, a fan gave Donghae an ipad” Kyuhyun said,

“You guys sure have rich fans” I sighed, “Must be nice”

“It is” Kyuhyun said,

“Hey Kyuhyun” I said,

“Hm?” he looked up

“Smile” I said, and took a picture of him

“Y-YAH!” Kyuhyun yelled in a whisper,

“Don’t worry” I said, “Let’s go before anyone finds out that you’re Kyuhyun” I said and we both walked out,

We walked around some more, and then we went into a candy store,

“Woah… I don’t think I’ve ever seen a lollipop that big before!” I gasped, I mean, it was one of those HUGE rainbow lollipops! But this one was like… Three sizes bigger than my head!

“Stand over there and let me take a picture of you with it!” Kyuhyun said,

“E-eh?”

“Come on! It’ll make your head look smaller for once!” Kyuhyun winked,

“EVIL” I said,

“I know,” Kyuhyun gave me a peace sign,

I stood there with a weird pose, and Kyuhyun took the picture,

“Your turn, it’ll be nice to see something the same size as your head” I teased,

“At least it’s not bigger than my head!” Kyuhyun retorted,

“Shut up!!” I said,

And I took a picture of him.

“Kyuhyun-ah~” I whined,

“What?”

“Can you carry me? My legs are getting tired!” I said, his answer was probably gonna be no, but I just felt retarded and asked that

“Sure” he said and lowered his back,

“Seriously?” I stared at him,

“Yeah, get on!” Kyuhyun said, I awkwardly got on him, and he… gave me a piggy back ride…

Weird Asian…

“Yah! Korea’s bed head!” I said, “Where are we going next?”

“It’s been a while since you’ve called me that” Kyuhyun laughed, “And anywhere is fine”

“Then can we go to the park?” I smiled,

“Which one?”

“Anywhere with a playground” I said hugging his neck,

“Okay, good exersize!” Kyuhyun said and started to take me to the park

~~***~~

I sat on the swing staring at Kyuhyun panting like crazy.

“Am I that heavy?” I asked,

“N-no~ It’s just that…. Ah forget it, you’re fat” Kyuhyun smirked,

“HEY!” I “gasped” and hit his shoulder, he laughed and sat on the swing next to me,

I stared at the gravel and then at Kyuhyun. Then back at the gravel, than at Kyuhyun.

“So? Do you feel better now?” Kyuhyun asked, I looked at him,

“W-what?” I stuttered,

“You seem broken hearted” he said, I looked at the gravel, playing with it with my shoes,

“I’m not broken hearted” I murmured,

~~Kyuhyun POV~~

“I’m not broken hearted” she lied,

Gosh, she’s an idiot! She really expected me not to notice the difference between Alice and Alex? Idiot!

I knew she liked Henry from the beginning. I didn’t want to admit it…

Stupid American…

“Thanks” she muttered, I turned around,

“hm?”

“Thanks for… Taking care of me” she muttered,

“What?”

“You thinking that I was depressed… Thanks” she said,

~~Alex POV~~

Those words were embarrassing to say, but I had to say it…

“No problem” he said,

“There’s so much I wanna say… but all I can say now is… thanks….” I mumbled under my breath, so that he wouldn’t hear

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Next chapter might be the last chapter. And then the sequal will be next since this one has A LOT of chapters! i think i'm going to name the sequal, "NO OTHER than these famous idiots" (sorry, i wanted to keep the famous idiot concept :P) or "Life with famous idiots" or something... Can you guys help me?? ;w;