How Korea's bad head found out... PT. 2

Living with Famous Idiots!

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Flashaback
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This is really strange, why would she lie to be a guy?

This is soo confusing!

“YAH! Let go of me!” she yelled, I looked over, and saw Alex being punched to death,

What the heck?! No? What? What should I do?!

“Kyuhyun! What’s happening?!” Henry ran towards me,

“They’re beating her up!” I said, I looked out,

“Crap!” Henry yelled,

“HEY! LET GO OF HER!” We both yelled at the same time (Suprisingly)

Then all heads came towards us, I started to run towards Alex,

“Korean bed head?” I think that’s what he, I mean she murmured,

Seriously, what?

“Crap! Hyung! Where’s the closest hospital?” Henry panicked,

“A little while away,” I said, and picked up Alex bridal style, I turned to everyone, “To those who tried to stop this thanks” I gave a shy smile, then glared, “But to those of you who did this, don’t think you’d be forgiven, especially by Donghae!” I said, and started to run, Henry following me.

“Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!” I said while running,

“Kyuhyun!” Henry yelled,

“We can’t!! She’s passed out!!” I panicked, and started to run to the local hospital,

“But Kyuhyun!” Henry yelled again,

“WHAT PART OF SHE’S PASSED OUT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!” I yelled and kept on running, shoot! That 2007 accident should had never happened!

I ran inside the hospital, and went to the front desk,

“DOCTOR! HELP HELP! SHE FAINT! BLOOD!” I yelled,

The front desk nodded, and luckily there was no other people waiting, so we got in there right away!

Henry and I was just sitting there in the waiting room, the doctor was looking at Alex, then he walked out,

“What’s wrong with her?” I ran to the doctor, “I-I mean, is she ok?”

“Yeah, she only has a few scrapes, and she’s gonna be concounsious for a few days, other than that, she’s in room 200” the doctor said, Henry and I both ran to the second floor, and went to her room.

“Kyuhyun, can you call Donghae?” Henry said, I quickly dialed Hae’s phone number,

“Hello?” I heard Donghae’s voice,

“Donghae!” I said,

“Where are you? We’re starting to film!” Donghae yelled,

“I’m in the hospital”

“WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED?!” Donghae started to panic,

“It’s about Alex!”

“WHAT?! WHATHAPPENED TO HER?!ISSHEOK?!” Donghae panicked,

“She’s unconscious”

“BWOH?”

“She’s fine,” I stopped, and turned to the doctor who was helping Alex, “Doc, when can we take her home?”

“Today” the doc said,

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Aish, Bonamana was finally done at 2 in the morning, and when we were done, Donghae rushed home to take care of Alex.

The next day, I heard the members talk nonstop about how Donghae was taking care of Alex, and how we all heard sudden cries at night so I decided to walk in to check on Donghae.

“HYUNG!” I suddenly yelled when I saw Alex unconscious and Donghae covering her with bandages, Donghae looked up with his tired eyes and gave me a faint smile,

“Go to sleep!” I said and tired to push Donghae out of the room, but he didn’t listen and stood his ground,

“Kyuhyun, what’s wrong?” Siwon and Leeteuk asked

“Donghae, Alex! Look!” I pointed to her,

“Donghae, you should go to sleep” Siwon walked over and nudged Donghae to get out of the room,

“I can’t, I want to be here when Alex wakes up” Donghae sighed,

“I guess we have no choice” Leeteuk sighed and walked out of the room,

Siwon and I looked at each other, then Leeteuk came back wearing a mask and goggles, and in his hands were tongs and a bag,

“Siwon! Grab Donghae!” Leeteuk said, Siwon did according and Donghae was stuggling,

“Yah!” Donghae yelled, and using the tongs Leeteuk grabbed a sock from the bag and put it on Donghae’s face…

Then came a choking sound.

“Oh, Hyung, is that Eunhyuks?” I asked Teukie, he gave me thumbs up,

Yup… Nothing beats a knockout punch other than Eunhyuk’s socks….

“We need to keep an eye on him!” Siwon said,

“I’ll do it” I said, the both looked at each other, then at me, “I don’t have any schedules since Bonamana isn’t out yet” I smirked, they sighed,

“Ok, good luck” the both said and left.

I closed the door and looked at Alex, now what?

I walked towards her and touched her forehead, she was sweating.

Ok! Wipe off her sweat!

I quickly went into the kitchen, grabbed a bowl, filled it with water and grabbed a hand towel, soaked it in water, and then walked into Alex’s room and started to wipe her sweat off.

I stared at her, her light skin, her cheeks… her li----crap, hormones again! Damn it Kyuhyun! You’re looking like a ert!

Hm~ Hold on! If she’s keeping this a secret because of Donghae… Then maybe I can blackmail Donghae about Al’s secret so he can buy me a new game!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

I looked around and saw her suitcase, PERFECT!
I quickly opened her suitcase and took out everything just to see what I can find to blackmail Donghae.
Ok, shorts… shorts… pants… shirt… tank top… bra… shorts… shorts… wait, what? Ha, perfect! Even if I show this thing to Donghae, then he has to buy me a new game!
I just hope he won’t think I’m a ert….
Oh well! Too late for that! I’m not as erted as Eunhyuk hyung who has posters of on his walls or Yesung hyung who has a bunch of videos!
Not to mention Henry who takes our underwear when he’s bored (That’s not erted, but since I’m spilling things about the members)

MWAHAHAHA! Hello Starcraft version 2!!
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Days past, and she finally woke up. 
I overheard her conversation with Donghae and decided to take her out for ice cream.
The only thing I regret is buying her ice cream… I mean seriously! THE ICE CREAM WAS 3 FEET TALL! It was like… scoops of ice cream surrounded by waffle cones and smiley faced ice cream sandwiches! AND SHE ATE IT HAPPILY! I’ve never seen a girl eat so much….

“A-Alex?” I said, trying to stop her from getting a brain freeze,

“Hm?” she looked up with ice cream on the side of , I started to chuckle and grabbed a napkin and wiped it off her face. Ha, her expression was PRICELESS!! Haha! So cute!

Shoot, hormones again!

“Alex, can you do me one small favor?” I smiled at her, she agreed to it. When I told her, she gave me a confused look, so I kept giving her my puppy dog look, ha… it always works on the girls!

We finished and walked out.

We were talking for a bit, and then stopped….

“So Alex…” I started again, but when I turned around, she wasn’t there!
“A-Alex?” I looked behind me and saw her staring at the sanrio store. I walked closer and I saw her staring at the panda stuff. She didn’t notice me so I hid in the corner of the way.

Might as well have some fun right?

I called Donghae,

“Hello?” Donghae’s voice rang,

“Hae, what’s Alex’s phone number?” I asked Donghae,

“Why? And what did I tell you about calling me Hae? Try calling me hyung for once?”

“Donghae! Come on!! Tell me!”

“Fine~” he sighed, “It’s xxx-xxxx”

“Ok, thanks” I smirked, and quickly dialed the phone number,

“IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS! LEAVE ME ALONE!!” Alex yelled, haha, I seriously wanted to laugh….

I told her to wait for me at the ice cream parlor as I went into Sanrio shop. I didn’t know what she was looking at other than the panda, so I just got the HUGE panda plushie…. Then she suddenly thought that I was sleeping with some girl when I found her at the ice cream parlor…. Hm… strange…

So many things happen when I’m with her… It’s her fault that I can’t prank the members as often as I use to, but it’s fun being with her… Although she’s really strange… Really ReAlLyREALLY strange. But it’s… interesting to see her pretending to be a guy….
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End of flashback
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Kyuhyun POV
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I told him everything, EXCEPT! That blackmail for the new starcraft game….

“So you’ve known all this time and didn’t bother telling us?” Donghae asked, I nodded,

“I tried to show you but you are way too dumb to notice!” I laughed,

“Aish! So why haven’t you told her?”

I paused for a bit,

“Because it’s fun watching her be a guy, also, I don’t want to embarrass her since I know she’s a girl! I want to treat her like a guy so she can be comfortable around me” I stated sounding so proud of myself,

“…”

“Hyung?” I asked,

“She may be comfortable around you, but you’re falling for her” Donghae started, my eyes widened,

“Ha! As if” I laughed,

Just to let you know, Donghae was very mature before he went into Super Junior!

“WHAT? SO MY LITTLE SISTER ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!” he said putting his hands on his hips

Ok, he wasn’t and still isn’t very mature….

“H-hyung…” I stared at Donghae,

“Oh, so you’re saying that my sister isn’t y at all?! Is that what?! OH BOY! DON’T MAKE ME HURT YOU!” Donghae started talking all… ghetto like?

“Donghae! I’m not saying that!”

“Ok, so what are you saying? That my sister isn’t attractive?!”

“SHE’S HOT OK?!” I got pretty ticked off at Donghae’s ANNOYING talk, “SHE’S REALLY REALLY HOT! AND I BET ANY GUY THAT SEES HERE WOULD WANT TO *beep* HER! OK?!”

Donghae’s face was like… O____________________________O

“SO YOU WANT TO *beep* MY SISTER?!” Donghae grabbed my collar, sheet… That was a REALLY bad thing to say wasn’t it….

“WHY YOU LITTLE BASTURD! HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO MY LITTLE SISTER!” Donghae yelled, shaking me violently

Aish, this idiot!

“YOU WANT TO REALLY *beep* MY SISTER YOU PUNK?!” Donghae glared at me, I sighed,

“Donghae! You need to be with Alex right now!” Sungmin said (Thank you Sungmin!)

“Lets go see your sister ok?” I sighed, and ran with Sungmin to room 1302

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OhNoItsCheli #1
Wow, I remember reading this years ago. This story brings back so much nostalgia. I love it.
lovesj #2
the very first fanfic that I've read and had a lot of spin-off.. nostalgic.. all time favourite fic..along with BamxAngie's fic.. it was nice reading it again...
-poisonapple
#3
great fic, thank you!
Jiben_minjin
#4
Nostalgic ^^
myeonxinglu
#5
Chapter 1: I used to read this back when I was still a newbie in the kpop fandom. Rereading this makes me feel nostalgic af ;-;
whoisyouz #6
<3
wonhobabey #7
<3
swaglord #8
<3
Kimchin
#9
OH MY GOOOD. I searched high and low for this story!! I read this like years ago before I even made my account and I could not find and I'm here finallyyy!!!! BTW I LOVE THIS STORY SOOO MUCH
treaclepye
#10
Chapter 41: IM SO CONFUSED IS KYUHYUN AWARE THAT SHES A GIRL WHAT EVEN?!