“Sorry Donghae” I put my head low,

“I told you to e-mail me or text me!”

“I did!”

“When I was on stage!”

“But I still did!” I yelled, Donghae stared at me and sighed,

“Why did you even go to F(x) and Shinee’s room anyways?”

“Remember when I was still living in that foster home? Well, I found my friends here! Sun Young and Kibum!” I smiled forgetting that Donghae just yelled at me.

Donghae sighed, “Whatever, but next time tell me where you’re going WHEN you leave! Ok?” he stared at me, I nodded. “Now you can go” he pushed my head, and I ALMOST! left.

“OH! WAIT!” Donghae suddenly yelled,

“What?”

Please! Not the punishment!

“Prepare to wear a maid costume for the next 3 months ok?”

Of course he wouldn’t forget! He LOVES to torture me! He seriously loves it! Well, at least it’s just a maid costume right?

“There’s gonna be a part 2 to the punishment to”

“What?”

“You broke the conditions twice right?”

“Yeah, but cooking is the 1st punishment”

“1st time you do wrong, one punishment, 2nd time you do wrong, 2 punishments, 3rd time 3 punishments and so on” Donghae smirked…

Great….

I walked into the waiting room (Where Key and Luna were) and they walked to me,

“Happy late birthday!” Luna sang, I smiled at her, then hugged her,

“What about me?” Key opened his arms wide, and I hugged him,

“Thanks for remembering from all these years” I joked,

“No problem, you’ve gotten skinnier after a few years” Key joked,

“I’m not fat anymore! The members just make fun of my cheeks now” I sighed,

“Really? Do you want me to punch them?” Luna asked me, with her serious tone,

“NO! Ha, that won’t do any good! Besides, they think I’m a guy” I smiled, Key and Luna looked at me,

“Explain please!” they both said in unison,

“Well, can I tell you after the performance?” I smiled at them

“No, now” Key looked at me, I pinched his cheeks,

“AFTER PERFORMANCE” I looked right into his eyes, he nodded,

“Aish, as violent as always” he said rubbing his cheeks,

“Love ya too” I joked,

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“Now tell us!” the both said in unison right after they got off stage,

“Somewhere private?”

Then they both started to drag me to a quiet hallway where no one was around,

“NOW” they both said (again in unison)

“Ok! Well…” I started off, “Henry gave Donghae an idea that I should pretend to be a guy to protect myself from the members and” then I told them the entire story, when I finished they both looked at me,

“Henry? From Canada? The Canadian?” Key looked at me,

“Henry’s Canadian? That would explain why he speaks English I guess” I muttered,

“Anyway! Those 2 asked you to become a guy?” Luna looked at me, I nodded,

“And you agreed to it?” Key asked

“With a few conditions” I pointed out,

“Like what?” Luna was still looking at me with a surprised face,

I told them the conditions,

“Ok, lets get this straight! You’re pretending to be a guy, so Donghae can pay 200 bucks of your credit card bill?” Luna looked at me,

“I guess”

“You’re still an idiot” Key laughed,

“You’re still emo looking! But now you’re skinnier!” I fought back,

“Will you two stop fighting?” she scolded us, and then looked at me, “Have you seen anything you shouldn’t have? Have they hurt you? What did they do to you?” Luna looked at me,

“Nothing, they’ve treated me like one of the guys, like family” I smiled,

“So, how are they like?”

“Well, Henry is a dork but he’s like my best friend, Kyuhyun is really strange but is like a really good friend! Um, Donghae is still over protective, Leeteuk is scary; Yesung is so cute yet creepy, Sungmin is… Well, unexpected. Siwon is clueless, and that’s all I have with all the members” I smiled at them,

“WHAT? IS TEUKIE BULLYING YOU?! OH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM!” Luna started cracking her knuckles, but I calmed her down,

“Luna, you should just calm down, ok? It’s not really important! Besides, they’re really nice when you get to know them” I smiled a bit, she sighed,

“Ok, but if they hurt you! I will get them!” Luna looked at me showing me her fist, I sighed,

“Don’t bother, they’re really busy, but they really are kind people” I smiled,

“Welp, that’s good to know, our ahjumma can’t take being bullied right?” Key patted my head,

“YAH! I’m not that old!” I yelled at him, he laughed

“My poor Alex! Since Bonamana came out, have you been busy following them around?” Luna looked at me,

“Yup,” I sighed, “Poor them, they haven’t been sleeping very well either” I walked to a bench, and sat down,

“Well being a star isn’t easy” Key whined,

“Yah, Elmo! Will you hush up? They had free time when I came”

“That’s because they were preparing for their comeback” Luna said,

“Aish, I really don’t want to follow them, it’s tiring to be in a van” I stretched,

“Do you want to hang out with me tomorrow?” they both said at the same time, and then glared at each other,

“YAH! I haven’t been with her!” They said together again,

“I need time with our fat ahjumma!” Key yelled at Luna

“I need girl time with her!” Luna yelled at Key,

“Are you both free tomorrow?” I looked at them,

“Yeah” they both said at the same time,

“Why don’t we spend it together?”

“Where do you want to go tomorrow then?”

“Do you want to go shopping, then go eat?” Luna asked,

“For the whole day?”

“YUP!” she gave me thumbs up,

“THE WHOLE DAY?” Key looked at her,

“Well yeah, it sounds fun! Come on! We can see a movie together!” I clapped,

“Then it’s decided then?” Luna smirked at Key,

“Are we going to see the street vendors?”

“YEAH!” Luna smiled,

“Then it’s decided!”

“Do I have no say in this?” Key whined,

“Not a single bit” I smiled,

“Alright, well I have to go now, so what time?” Luna asked,

“Let’s meet at the park near the SM practice studio, at… Nine? Super Junior’s schedule starts at 8, so I have an hour to prepare”

“Alright! You’re coming right Elmo?” I smiled

“Yeah, it seems fun” Key pinched my cheeks,

“YAH!” I pinched his cheeks back,

“Gah, you two love birds” Luna joked,

“That wouldn’t ever happen! Right Kibum?” I looked at Kibum

“I’d never go after this fat girl when there are a bunch of other girls screaming my name” he told Luna,

“HEY! I’m not fat!” I scolded him,

“Aish! There you are Kibum!” yelled some old guy,

“Welp, I gotta go, see you” Key said and waved to us, we waved back,

“Bye” Luna and I both waved to him as he left,

“Ok, since he’s gone, tell me the real details!” Luna looked at me, I started to laugh, that’s Luna alright! When Key isn’t here, Luna starts bombing be with questions
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sweetjellostraw: Thanks! I'll try my best! Fighting!! ^__^

XxSUJUxX: LOL! Yes! That made me laugh! xD

todobobo123: Kekeke, it doesn't sound wierd, don't worry about that! xD

Mintastic: Hehe, i'll try to think of something else for the punishment <3

ChocoMuzik13: Maid cosplay for the first part xD

LX:DD: Daww, i'll try my best to make you happy ok? :D Love you!! :D (and yay! I don't feel alone about hating the word oppa xD)