Bottom's Up.

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bottom's up.
 
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» In which Yixing unwillingly becomes the responsible one, Luhan insists that his real name is LUMAN (yes, he demands that only capital letters may be used), and Baekhyun is a sobbing mess because it seems that he's run out of liquid eyeliner.
Oh yes. The joys of late night drinking.
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excerpt
"Baekhyun?"
 
"Yes, Xingxing Gege?"
 
Said Xingxing Gege flinched at the horrible attempt of Chinese that had stumbled out of the younger male's mouth, but decided not to comment on it. After all, there were much more pressing matters to attend to.
 
"Please get your out of my face."
 
"No."
 
"And why the hell not?"
 
"Because our shippers will be going crazy when they see pictures of this! We'll be making our fans happy, and that's all that matters!" came the excited response from an all too intoxicated puppy.
 
"Baekhyun. Your ship is with Chanyeol. I think that the two of us together is more of like a crack ship. And how are they going to get pictures of this anyway?"
 
Yixing's question was answered when his younger friend suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter and fell to the floor. Which was quite convenient since it meant that his was no longer in Yixing's face.
 
But it also exposed the deviously joyful wide eyes of a certain LUMAN who held this hugeass Canon camera in his hands as he gleefully squealed, "Oh my god, these pictures are going to make me tumblr famous."
 
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Foreword

This story is dedicated to Cutiecakes, who is hardcore and one of the best Yixing-stans I have ever met and asked me to write this for her. 

I swear that [SPOILER ALERT] no one is going to die in this story because it's pure crack. LMFAO.

 

 

thank you to MusicChibi at Technicolor for the poster! click the banner to be redirected. c;

wishful
bottom's up} oh! just a reminder that divahun plays an important role in this. for those who were wondering. ;3

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yixings24
#1
Chapter 2: "WHO'S TOPPING NOW, ES?" that make my day :3
An update? (͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)
yixings24
#2
Chapter 1: Omg, the beginning is hilarious! xd
Especially when Luhan appeared saying he wasn't feminine at all :3
Miamcaron #3
Chapter 2: Update maybe ?
pyc_th5k #4
Chapter 2: oh my Lu~~~
please..please pretty please update this crackfic ASAP!!!
im begging u *on ur feet juz like Xing does to that dragonzhang* T_T
please~ i need more of crack n Divas 1,2,3 crazinessssssssssssss
lalalalalala
going crazy ady
lalalalala
disty_pop
#5
Chapter 2: DUDE PLEASE CONTINUE THIS~ FAST!! *^*
kwon-saedism
#6
Chapter 2: Omg i can not hahahaha you should continue this~pretty awesome this fic
xingxian
#7
Chapter 2: OMFG BAEKHYUN ARE YOU ING SERIOUS

THIS IS SO AWESOME
I LOVE THIS SFM<3
thecherry-inator
#8
Chapter 2: thanks to CandyX, I finally get that reference. Now I wish I DIDN'T O.O