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This whole chapter is made up of short chapters. I thought it would be mean to post them seperately ^^; I know I'd be annoyed, but that's just me. If there's a screen name above the chapter, that means that person asked for it, or inspired it :] If there's none, then it means i actually had an idea ;]
Moving on!
No smut. But it is coming soon, this I promise!
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Ohyeahhhsecrets
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"What's so funny?"
Lena and Mari looked up in alarm from where they sat huddled over a laptop, sharing a set of headphones.
"Nothing," Lena said quickly, hitting a few buttons before resting her chin on a fist, smiling innocently. "What can I do for you, Hyunnie?"
"You can stop calling me that," he suggested, cutting his eyes to the laptop, "What are you watching?"
"Nothing," she insisted, pushing the lid down.
Not believing her he tugged the headphone cord out of the computer, surprised when his voice filled the room.
"I can dance! But..compared to my other members, I'm kind of.....slow. Because I am....RAPPER."
Seung Hyun stared at the two in horror. Mari had the biggest grin on her face while Lena was turning a bright red, her hand over her mouth as she shook with silent laughter.
"I'm pure!"
"No you're not," Lena laughed, her head held in her hands as she laughed, "Omo this is amazing.."
"Shut it off," he whined, trying to grab the laptop only for both of them to grab at it, holding it to the table.
"No!" They cried, laughing hysterically.
Ji Yong poked his head into the kitchen, hearing the familiar message, "I see they found it..wait til you guys hear what he has to say about Young Bae," he winked, Seung Hyun whining as he made a grab for the laptop again.
"No! Turn it off!"
"When I look at Tae Yang, I feel consoled..Come on, come on! Do it with me! Together at our dorm, do it with me! Come on, come on!"
By this point Mari's head was laying on her arm as she laughed, fist pounding the table as she tried to catch her breath. Lena had tears running down her face, the pair cracking up as the message repeated itself.
"I hate you," Seung Hyun pouted, stomping out of the room.
"But..but Hyunnie!" Lena laughed, "We love you! Come back."
He paused in the doorway, staring at the two blankly.
"Say it," she grinned, wiping her eyes.
"Say what?"
"Say ChoomTOP!"
"CHOOMTOP," Mari cheered, the pair cackling as he pouted, leaving them to catch their breath.
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In case you haven't heard it, here it is :]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAaSVJkPVQw
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samuraigirl
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[YG Cafeteria]
We're getting breakfast and then we'll be up.
Lena shut her phone, following her friend through the empty room.
"Someone is happy," Lena observed, paying for her food and grabbing her tray as she and Mari made their way to one of the cafeteria tables, having a seat.
"What can I say," Mari shrugged, tucking a strand of her black hair behind her ear, "I had a wonderful night."
Lena scooped up some of her scrambled eggs, chewing thoughtfully as she stared at her friend.
"What was so wonderful?"
Mari remained silent as she cut her pancakes, sipping from a glass of orange juice.
"You had sex."
"I did not."
"Don't you lie to me. You've got that afterglow. What the hell?! How can you keep your sexcapades from me, what happened to sexy breakfast mornings?!"
"Omo I forgot about those," Mari laughed, "I can't believe we used to talk about that shit over breakfast."
"Don't change the subject. Spill. Who is it? Is he hot? Are you dating? When do I meet him?"
Mari stared at Lena blankly, "Wow. You need to calm down."
"I just found out my best friend's been getting some and I didn't even know you were with anyone! Don't give me that crap, I want details."
She rolled her eyes, stabbing a piece of pancake and eating it.
"Don't toy with me," Lena whined, "Tell me about everything!"
Mari set her fork down, sipping from her glass before folding her hands on the table, her best friend waiting in anticipation, "Fine. One at a time."
"Is he hot?"
"Well..yeah."
"Why'd you sound so nonchallant about that," Lena asked, smiling as she opened a carton of milk.
"Cause he is. He's absolutely gorgeous. He's got these eyes. And this body..wow."
"Nice huh?"
"Very," Mari sighed, staring across the room wistfully before snapping back to attention, grabbing her fork, "He's got this magnificent voice too. I swear I get chills anytime he talks."
"Are you dating?"
"If we are, I don't know about it. We just kind of hang out."
"And hook-up," Lena teased, whining when her friend kicked her none to gently, "Okay, okay..What's he like?"
"Well," she drifted off, leaning back in her chair in thought, "He's kinda quiet. He comes off really serious, but he's goofy when we're together and I absolutely love that. He was kind of shy at first, which was surprising, but now he's all dominant and I kinda like it," she smiled, picking at a piece of bacon.
"Oooh..you like him," Lena sang, earning a blank stare. "Have you known him long?"
"Kinda? I saw him around quite a bit, I just never talked to him. He started coming to the cafe one day and I was cleaning tables when he started talking to me. After that anytime he came in he'd talk to me, ask how I was, things like that. Finally he asked for my number and we talked all the time after that."
"How cute."
Mari rolled her eyes, "Don't pick on me."
"Okay, fine. Trashy details. Spill."
"What do you want to know?" she asked, shrugging, "There's really nothing to tell."
"Shut up. There is too..you don't just sleep with anyone. What's he like?"
"Rough," she chuckled, shaking her head.
"Uh oh. Found your soul mate."
"Shut up," Mari pouted, "It's not all the time. Now last night though. Wow. I thought we broke his box spring."
Lena stared at her in disbelief, "You're shitting me?"
"No. Something definitely broke."
"Wow. I think I envy you," she joked, her friend smirking proudly.
*~*
"Young Bae-ah," Lena sang, wrapping her arms around his waist, "Where is everyone?"
"All over," he smiled, leaning back against her as they walked awkwardly down the hall, the brunette giggling at the way they had to walk to accomodate each other, "Ji Yong is in the studio as always. Dae Sung and SeungRi are with our trainer. I'm with you."
"What about Hyunnie?" she asked when they finally stopped, Lena moving to walk beside him instead.
"Who's Hyu-..Oh, he and one of the managers took half a day. Something about needing a new bed."
Lena stopped, staring at him in disbelief.
No way.
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"I am so bored."
Ji Yong stared at Young Bae in horror, "How dare you. We're relaxing. We have time off. I don't wanna hear you say that word!"
"But..I am.."
"Hey. Just because I'm not your girlfriend doesn't mean you can't enjoy my company! I mean, sure..I might not have some of her desirable attributes, but I cuddle just as well as the next person, if not better."
Young Bae looked at Ji Yong blankly, "And that is why I don't want to hang out with you."
Ji Yong feigned hurt, his hand over his heart, "What's Lena doing, anyways?"
He shrugged, "Something about a spa day. Her and Mari were going to spend the weekend together doing girlie things," he said, making air quotes.
"...Spa day?"
"Yeah. Something about sex talk with Mari. I didn't ask."
"But Ri said he was having a noona day," Ji Yong said slowly, "What the hell is he doing?"
Young Bae shrugged, the two falling silent as their minds wandered.
"Wanna go see?" he asked, breaking the silence.
"Damn right I do," Ji Yong grinned, the two racing for the door.
*~*~*
"Are we ready for this?" Young Bae asked, keys in his hand as they stood outside Lena's apartment.
"Don't tease me. What if they're giving him highlights or something? I want to judge him. Don't take this away from me."
"This better be worth our trip," he mumbled, turning his key in the lock.
"Yeah cause I had to twist your arm to get you to come with me," Ji Yong laughed, shoving him through the doorway.
"Baby..we're home," Ji Yong sang, pushing the door shut.
Venturing into the apartment, he made a face, Young Bae's expression matching his as they were assaulted with a mixture of chemicals.
"What in the world is that?" Young Bae asked, pushing his shoes off, Ji Yong following his example.
They entered the living room, finding both Mari and Lena sitting on the floor, surrounded by bottles upon bottles of nail polish. They were both nearly identical in their outfits, both wearing their spanks and sleeveless shirts, Mari's plain while Lena's bore her boyfriend's name.
"I knew I didn't lose that shirt!"
The pair jumped when they heard a voice over their music, turning to see the boys standing a few feet away, disgusted expressions on their faces.
"It reeks in here..How can you breathe?!" Ji Yong asked, plugging his nose as he made his way across the room, opening the balcony door. He grabbed a magazine, fanning air out of the small room, "You should have some kind of hazmat gear or something on. This is terrible!"
"What are you doing here? It's a girls only day!" Mari pouted, pulling her shirt down over her shorts.
"We were bored," Young Bae shrugged, moving to lay beside Lena, his chin rested on his folded arms. "What have you been up to?"
Lena wiggled her toes, shaking a bottle of polish as Mari dug through one of the bags nearby, digging for a color.
"Very nice, yeobo," he smiled, propping his head on an elbow, "But how long til the fumes clear?"
"Awhile," she smiled, "This is an all day ordeal. That's why you weren't invited. Unless of course, we can paint your nails too."
"I'll pass," he chuckled, moving to sit up.
She unscrewed the lid on the bottle, doing a quick pass of her one hand before handing the bottle to Young Bae, his eyebrows raising.
"What do you want me to do with this?" She held out her bare hand, smiling. "I'm just gonna ruin it."
"Do your best then. It's better than what I can do lefty."
He sighed, nose wrinkling when he uncapped the bottle. He wiggled across the floor, pulling one knee up to his chest, Lena putting her hand on it as he concentrated intensely, painting one nail successfully.
"Look at that," she smiled, "You're pro."
Mari pouted, shaking a different bottle.
"What's up Mars?" Ji Yong asked, flopping down next to her.
"Your boyfriend stole my girlfriend," she said, uncapping the bottle, painting a few nails before blowing on them.
He rolled his eyes, taking the bottle from her, "Let me."
Mari exchanged a glance with Lena before shrugging, moving closer for him to do her other hand.
"You're way too good at this," she laughed when he finished while Young Bae was still working on Lena's.
Ji Yong shrugged, "It's practice for when I get a girlfriend, become an uncle, or a daddy. Whatever happens first."
"Awwww," Mari cooed, "Where was he when I wanted a boyfriend?!"
He grinned, raising his eyebrows suggestively as Lena cheered, Young Bae finally finished.
"The precision of a surgeon," she teased, "Thank you Bae."
"And the speed of a turtle," Ji Yong smiled, laughing when his friend threw a bag of cotton balls at him.
"What brings you guys here, anyways?" Lena asked, uncapping a bottle of clear coat and starting on her dry hand.
"Oh yeah, we were looking for maknae," Young Bae said, leaning back on his hands, "He said he was having a noona day, but I guess if this is what you're doing, he's not here."
"It's too bad," Ji Yong added, "I was really looking forward to hassling him for a spa day and now I can't. It's a big let down. Maybe-"
"Noonas!"
Ji Yong paused, turning to the hallway slowly, a look of sheer happiness on his face. He clutched Young Bae's arm, shaking his friend excitedly as he waited in anticipation.
"How long do I leave these on? I tried to get one off and it hurt so bad! I....Omo." SeungRi came to a halt as he entered the living room, surprised to see his hyungs sitting with the girls. "I can explain," he said slowly.
He was balancing awkwardly on his heels, a hot pink toe spacer on each foot. He had a facial scrub smeared heavily cross his entire face, the only bare area being where wax strips resided around his eyebrows, one dangling halfway off.
"Oh you are a hot mess," Ji Yong laughed, approaching maknae and wasting no time in whipping his cell phone out and taking a picture, "Wait til I show Teddy.."
"No, you can't show hyung! He won't respect me anymore and-"
Ji Yong silenced him momentarily when he grabbed the loose wax strip, ripping it off his face. SeungRi stared at him for all of three seconds before wailing, clapping his hands to his face.
"THAT HURT!"
"I know," he giggled, "Can I do the other one?"
"NO!"
"Ri..You'll never live this down, you know that right?" Young Bae grinned, saving the picture he had received from Ji Yong.
"Come on! It's perfectly normal for guys to get pedicures!"
"Not straight ones," Ji Yong teased, cheering when he ripped the other wax strip off before SeungRi could stop him.
"OMO IT HURTS!"
"Did you wax your legs too? Do a little manscaping?"
"I hate you," SeungRi pouted, tenderly touching the bright red patches that now surrounded his eyebrows.
"Want me to braid your hair?"
Mari laughed, watching Ji Yong torment their maknae, "We need to invite him more often."
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"Baby.."
"Hm?"
"You know how you wanted to know if anyone hit on me?"
Young Bae looked up from where he sat at the computer, typing lyrics, "Yes?" he asked slowly, watching her fidget where she stood, tugging at her necklace nervously.
"Well..uh..there's this guy."
"What happened?" he asked, turning to face her as she shifted from foot to foot.
"Well..he kept trying to hold my hand..and he kinda made a move on me."
He ran his hand over his face, shaking his head, "Who? Was it at work?"
"No," she replied nervously, "It was here."
Young Bae stood, pushing his chair away, "Excuse me? Someone here did that? Who? Where? I'll fix this right now."
"Well, it was out in the hall and-"
She was interupted when he brushed past her, pushing the door open roughly. Lena followed quickly, rushing down the hall after him.
"Where?" he demanded, watching her point to one of the conference rooms.
He pushed the door open, stopping when he saw Sean sitting in one of the chairs, concentrating on a notepad in front of him.
"Sean hyung?!"
He looked up, smiling, "Young Bae-ah. How are you?"
"Well, I-"
"NOONA!"
Lena grinned as she followed her boyfriend into the room only to have Harang come flying at her, diving into her arms. She picked him up, hugging him to her chest, his head tucked under her chin contently.
"Seems you have some competition," Sean grinned, "Harang was putting the moves on your girl. I was pretty sure she was going to trade you in for a younger model."
Young Bae looked at Lena, the brunette winking at him over Harang's head.
"You'll pay for this," he said quietly, watching a smile cross her face.
"Promise?"
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"Is he dead?"
Dae Sung poked Seung Hyun, receiving no response, "I don't know..I'm really worried."
"Me too. He hasn't moved at all," Ji Yong nodded.
"Was he drinking?" Young Bae asked, eyebrows furrowed.
"Yeah, but no more than he usually does," Dae Sung nodded, "He can handle a lot."
The three stood crowded around their hyung who was clearly unconcious where he sat at the kitchen table, arms dangling at his sides, face buried in a cake.
"Hyung," Young Bae said softly, shaking him with no response.
Seung Hyun's body shifted and he fell off the chair to the ground with a loud thud.
"I'm calling an ambulance," Young Bae said, searching frantically for his phone.
"Wait," Dae Sung said, "Look."
They watched in amazement as Seung Hyun crawled up from the floor and walked out of the kitchen, disappearing into his bedroom. Young Bae stared after him in confusion, phone in hand, fingers poised.
"That was really weird," Dae Sung laughed, "At least he's okay right?"
The three looked to SeungRi who was humming a familiar tune as he cleaned the cake off the table and into the garbage.
Ah moo ruh ji ahn eun chuk..
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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/kay8717/tumblr_lkm97rmpgK1qc6dl1o1_500.jpg
This made me laugh really hard. Especially because the person who posted it captioned it as "Tabi-oppa: Act as if nothing's wrong."
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Loeeezy on says about chapter 125:
I've been re-reading your story again and again and again and again. Please update soon, authornim. You make a great story. Always. I'm a fan.
youngbaebabe23 on says about chapter 42:
omg that chapter was unfriggin believable adorable i loved it.
wrecklesstwat on says about chapter 125:
God, i love you woman. this story is just, i can't even, omg. i barely could find any legit awesome smut of YB till i met this ____. ooh are you still gonna continue this?
SmutBites on says about chapter 125:
I have not been on in... MONTHS. I had fun catching up on this story. I forgot how much I loved it.
Dominatrix Lena was nice--I wish she would've sat on his face or something a little more intense though. But as YB says, 'Practice makes perfect' --There must be a round 2. ;)
I feel like poor Lena, I still don't get eh V-Day joke. ;A;
Fanjjuma on says:
This is the reason why i signed up with aff. Love the story and i love reading it over and over again!!
fancy-bowtie on says:
This fic is amazing thank you sooo much for always updating this thing and not like... dying halfway :3 Thank you thank you it's amazing! keep writing :D
baozihasabubblebutt on says about chapter 125:
I will never look at "v-day" the same way ever again.
samuraigirl on says about chapter 125:
Nyahahaha. V-Day, I love it!
sheldane on says about chapter 77:
Frrakin love this chap.. lol I could totally see tabi buying a car just for the ske of its estetics and not even knowing the name of it... Driving license partvis so accurate lol
OptimusFanGirl on says about chapter 125:
LOL Bae at the end
precious
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