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Guess where this idea came from? You got it. Tumblr. That site is full of win. I think the next few chapters are going to be coming from a particular user: vivalavu She's the one who runs HQBB and HQ21 on LiveJournal, and I basically adore her. She does all this just cause she loves them! She's got a tag series on her Tumblr called 100 big bang facts, and that's where this came from :]
The Prompt: There are two things you must do to keep G-Dragon content. Let him eat, and let him sleep.
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"Omo move over," Lena pouted, shoving at Ji Yong's sleeping form as he sprawled across the couch, tv playing quietly in the background.
He grunted and buried his arms in the couch, hugging a cushion to himself as she tried to shove him down to the other end.
"Yongie," she whined, balancing her bowl in one hand, pushing his legs off the couch with the other as she quickly sat in the far corner, legs tucked under her.
He squirmed, dragging his legs back onto the cushions and stretching, Lena growling as he put his feet against her legs and butt, shoving her into the arm of the couch.
"Ji Yong, I swear to god," she threatened, pushing back with her own legs, her back against the arm for leverage, "Share," she pouted, stirring her noodles as she straightened her legs, pushing him to his end of the couch.
She heard a grumble, looking up when Seung Hyun walked in from the hallway, "What are you doing?" he asked, pausing in the doorway of the kitchen.
"JiJi won't wake up," she pouted, resituating and holding her feet against the sleeping male's legs and butt, keeping him at the other end of the couch.
"Oh, I wouldn't do that," Seung Hyun laughed, "He's the last person you want to wake up," he warned, moving to lean over the back of the couch. He laughed, seeing how Lena had him squished to the other end.
"I want to sit here," Lena pouted, whining when Seung Hyun took her bowl from her, stealing a bite of her lunch, "HEY!"
He shrugged as he stood, bowl cradled in one hand as he peered at his younger friend's sleeping form, "Yeah, he's not waking up," he shook his head, working the chopsticks with his free hand, jerking away when Lena swipped at him.
"Give me," she ordered, using Ji Yong for leverage as she dove over the couch, grabbing for Seung Hyun.
He laughed and took a step back, Lena collapsing against the back of the piece of furniture, glaring.
"Hate you," she pouted, nearly falling when she was shoved off Ji Yong.
"What the hell?" he growled, shoving at her legs, "I was sleeping!"
"And you were hogging the couch!"
"SO?!"
"So! I wanted to sit here!!" she argued, pushing him with a foot.
"My apartment," he replied, shoving her foot away.
"Touche," she mumbled, poking him playfully and receiving a glare.
"Our apartment. I don't mind she's here," Seung Hyun corrected, shoveling more noodles in his mouth.
"Hey, that's mine!" Lena yelled, grabbing her bowl from him again, glaring as she took her chopsticks back.
He smiled and shrugged, "What's mine is yours, or something."
Lena collapsed back onto the couch, cradling the bowl against her as she finally had some of her meal, smiling contently.
"What do you have there?" Ji Yong asked, lifting his chin as he tried to peer into her bowl.
"Noffin," she mumbled around some noodles, covering her bowl.
"I want some," he told her, grabbing her ankle and tugging it, Lena grabbing her bowl from where it had been cradled between her knees and chest.
"No!" she yelled, turning away as he grabbed her other leg, dragging her towards him, "They're miinneee!" she whined, holding them as far away as possible, hands over the edge of the couch.
"I'm sharing the couch, share your lunch," he argued, watching her roll onto her stomach and try to crawl away, "Uh uh!" he laughed, fighting to pin her legs to the couch as he crawled on top of her, sitting on her butt and reaching for her bowl, "Gimme!"
"Noooo," she hollered, flailing.
Seung Hyun chuckled, "I'll just take this," he nodded to himself, happily munching on his new found lunch.
"Get off meee," Lena whined, bucking against Ji Yong.
"Give me food," he whined right back, shrieking when she threw him off and onto the floor, "Why you little-" He grabbed the hand she had been swatting at him with, dragging her off the couch and onto the floor, Lena screaming bloody murder the whole way as the pair wrestled, the younger girl pinning him, his cheek squished roughly against the floor with her palm.
"Say it. Mercy! GIVE UP!" she demanded, sitting on his back.
"Never," he slurred, drooling on the floor.
"OMO YOU'RE DISGUSTING!" she hollered, moving her hand when he wiped his lips on her palm, "NASTY!!" she wiped her hands roughly down his shirt.
"Hey! This is a new shirt!" he yelled, tussling with her until he had her pinned to the floor, "Make me lunch!" Ji Yong commanded, holding on as she tried to throw him off his place on her waist.
"NO!"
Seung Hyun chuckled to himself, sipping at the remaining broth, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand, "Ji Yongie," he began, laughing as Ji Yong poked Lena in the side, rewarded with a scream as she tried to buck him off again, "I don't think Young Bae-ah would appreciate this."
"He should've thought about that before inviting her over and falling asleep," Ji Yong reasoned, tickling Lena mercilessly, "GIVE UP!" he yelled, "Take it like a man! Make me lunch!"
"NEVER," she cried, choking on laughter as she slapped at him.
"Do I even want to know what happened this time?"
Seung Hyun glanced to his left, Young Bae wiping his eyes before running his hand through his flat mohawk.
"Ji Yong was sleeping."
"Oh..bad idea," he nodded.
"And she had food. Did you warn her about any of the Ji Yong no-no's?"
"I didn't think I'd have to," Young Bae sighed, watching her throw Ji Yong off only for him to grab her ankle, dragging her back, continuing his merciless attack.
"Mercy!!" she shrieked, kicking him as he tickled her again.
"I show no mercy!" Ji Yong yelled, "This is war!!"
Lena cried, flailing against him as the front door opened and closed, SeungRi and Dae Sung kicking off their shoes.
"Hyung..what are you doing?" Dae Sung asked, tucking his phone into his pocket.
"Exacting revenge!" Ji Yong shouted triumphantly, "I WANT LUNCH!"
"NO!" Lena shouted, screaming again, trying to shove him off.
"OMO NOONA!" SeungRi yelled as he ran into the room, grabbing her arms and dragging her out from underneath Ji Yong, "ARE YOU OKAY?! Ji Yong hyung!! Don't hurt noona!" he screamed, collapsing to the floor with her, wrapping his arms and legs around her protectively.
Lena looked at the others in alarm, "Save me. Save me now! Ji Yong! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT MAKNAE!!" she whined, flailing her arms towards the now smug leader.
"I don't think so," he smirked, arms crossed.
"Please," she cried, reaching for him, "Oppaaa!!"
Ji Yong's arms dropped, eyes widened.
"Be strong," Seung Hyun warned, "Don't fall for it, she brought it on herself."
"But...but she-"
"Don't let her win!"
Lena whined, trying to drag herself away from SeungRi, "Oppa please," she pouted, trying her hardest to look pathetic as she stared at Seung Hyun.
"I can't do it! I can't!" Ji Yong caved, dragging her away from SeungRi roughly, cuddling her against his chest, "My poor baby. Oppa's gotcha."
Lena smirked at Seung Hyun, the older male rolling his eyes and shaking his head, Young Bae laughing to himself, giving her a thumbs up.
"When did we become so whipped?" Dae Sung asked, receiving a shrug from Seung Hyun as he went in search for more food.
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I like this one. And it fulfilled my want of a GD chapter. I finally turned "Stay" off after it played 84 times.....oops ^^;;;
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Loeeezy on says about chapter 125:
I've been re-reading your story again and again and again and again. Please update soon, authornim. You make a great story. Always. I'm a fan.
youngbaebabe23 on says about chapter 42:
omg that chapter was unfriggin believable adorable i loved it.
wrecklesstwat on says about chapter 125:
God, i love you woman. this story is just, i can't even, omg. i barely could find any legit awesome smut of YB till i met this ____. ooh are you still gonna continue this?
SmutBites on says about chapter 125:
I have not been on in... MONTHS. I had fun catching up on this story. I forgot how much I loved it.
Dominatrix Lena was nice--I wish she would've sat on his face or something a little more intense though. But as YB says, 'Practice makes perfect' --There must be a round 2. ;)
I feel like poor Lena, I still don't get eh V-Day joke. ;A;
Fanjjuma on says:
This is the reason why i signed up with aff. Love the story and i love reading it over and over again!!
fancy-bowtie on says:
This fic is amazing thank you sooo much for always updating this thing and not like... dying halfway :3 Thank you thank you it's amazing! keep writing :D
baozihasabubblebutt on says about chapter 125:
I will never look at "v-day" the same way ever again.
samuraigirl on says about chapter 125:
Nyahahaha. V-Day, I love it!
sheldane on says about chapter 77:
Frrakin love this chap.. lol I could totally see tabi buying a car just for the ske of its estetics and not even knowing the name of it... Driving license partvis so accurate lol
OptimusFanGirl on says about chapter 125:
LOL Bae at the end
precious
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