"Kriiiis~ C'mere boy!"

Not this again, when will he realize that if I didn't go get the ball he threw 4 hours, I won't miraculously get off the couch to go get it now.

"Kris I got you a new playmate!!" 

I quickly lifted my head up and raised my ears as if I heard him say the "B word" but I grunted and laid my head back down because he's played this trick before and its never been anything more then a reason for a horrible bath or away to get me outside but just as I close my eyes, my ears were filled with a low and extremely loud bark.

. He wasn't lying this time.