"Be the leader of Exo-K," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.

Up your , Lee Sooman.

You're not the one who has to check every closet in the apartment every morning before we leave because Baekhyun sleepwalks. And you're not the one who has to convince him that he hasn't been kidnapped, no, he's just an idiot who crawled into a closet.

I've never seen you check under Chanyeol's bed for the boogey monster. Come to think of it, I've never seen Chanyeol crawling into your room in the middle of the night because he's too scared to sleep by himself either.

Do you know why Kyungsoo's eyes are so big? He's scared of his own shadow. Every light in every room of the apartment must be on, always.  Do you know what happens if a lightbulb goes out in his room? You don't want to know. Trust me.

Do you know exactly the right brand underwear to get for Kai, because he's oh-so-picky about what covers his royal behind? Did you know that the brand he likes is available exclusively in Iceland? No, didn't think so.

Has Sehun ever asked you to get his coffee? Do you know how he likes it? Pour rich Colombian ground coffee beans into the machine, use already hot water (mineral, of course), wait fifteen minutes, pour it back in, wait another fifteen minutes, add seventeen packets of sugar, add twelve of those little French Vanilla creamer things, stir it up really well, throw that all out, fill it with instant, give it to him. Why? Who the knows why?