Happy Hour

 

Lee Jinki Tis time for Onew’s Happy Hour! I have so many funny jokes~ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

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             Kim Kibum ...

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             Choi Minho ...

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             Manager

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             Kim Jonghyun Please, no.

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Why, hello, you.

 

It’s Taemin here.

 

It's been a while.

 

I see that Onew is having his daily Happy Hour.

 

Everyone dreads that hour…

 

Pish posh.

 

I want to tell him that his jokes suck, but I don’t feel like breaking his heart.

 

You’ll see what I mean.

 

Suddenly, I have the urge to go grocery shopping.

 

I’ll…just….leave….now….

 

Pish posh applesauce.



 

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Lee Jinki When is a cook mean?

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            Kim Kibum ARE YOU INSULTING ME? HUH?! YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

            52 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Cooks are mean?

            52 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki When he beats eggs and whips cream!

            50 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun How sadistic.

            49 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Manager You want to know who’s sadistic? Choi Minho is. Herp derp.

            43 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

 

Lee Jinki Why did the shrimp not let anyone touch his treasure?

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            Choi Minho Since when did shrimp have treasure?

            45 minutes ago· Like · 1 person

            Kim Jonghyun My mom always said that when you eat shrimp,

            you peel off it’s clothes and then eat it. HAHA. POOR SHRIMPY.

            The shrimp is shrimpy! Ahaha, I’m so PUNNY. AHAHAHA!

            45 minutes ago· Like

            Choi Minho

            44 minutes ago · Like · 4 people

            Kim Kibum Shrimp are gross. Their poop is butter.

            44 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

            Kim Jonghyun ….butter? ㅠㅠ

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            Kim Kibum *bitter

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            Lee Jinki BECAUSE HE’S SHELLFISH! AHAHA!

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            Manager Worst. Joke. Ever.

            40 minutes ago · Like · 5 people

 

Lee Jinki What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

39 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun Woah. Onew….are you a NUN?

            39 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum ^ what?

            39 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

            Lee Jinki A Roamin’ Catholic! I’M SO GOOD AT THIS.

            38 minutes ago · Like

 

Lee Jinki Why did the turtle cross the road?

37 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun Because it’s committing suicide?

            37 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Wow, how optimistic.

            36 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki It wanted to get to the Shell Station! SO FUNNY.

            36 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum …Lame.

            34 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Lee Jinki ㅠㅠ

            32 minutes ago· Like

 

Lee Jinki What colors should you paint the sun and wind?

31 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun The sun should be clear and the wind is brown.

            30 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Cool story bro, tell it again.

            29 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Lee Jinki The sun rose and the wind blew. GET IT?

            28 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What? You suck. Later, man.

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Lee Jinki What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

23 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun YOU’RE FIRED.

            23 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki … Someday, my prints will come.

            21 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Ewwwww.

            21 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

 

Lee Jinki What’s better than a talking dog?

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            Lee Jinki A spelling bee!

            13 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki …..

            11 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki I double- commented!

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            Lee Jinki Now I look like a loser.

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Lee Jinki Why do I get the feeling that I’m being ignored? ㅠㅠ

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Lee Jinki Hello? Anyone there?

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Lee Jinki SUUUUP ANYONE THERE?

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Lee Jinki any1 dere?

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Lee Jinki WHY?

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Lee Jinki Forever alone…

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Onew stomped angrily into the living room.

 

Taemin, Minho, Jonghyun, and Key were all lazily eating chips in front of the T.V.

 

Onew narrowed his eyes, and approached his victims.

 

They stuffed earplugs into their ears as soon as they saw Onew making his way towards them.

 

Onew took a deep breath. A deep, very deep, breath.

 

“Why are you ignoring me?! I feel unloved! Only vegetables are unloved! Like leek! Ha! I mean, I love chicken! But chicken isn’t a vegetable! Besides, why are you ignoring me! I’m on the verge of dying because of depression! If I die, you’ll be taken to jail! Pooey! My jokes are so funny? No? Yes? They’re the best jokes ever! I don’t even get why you don’t think they’re funny! I feel so sad! Do you not care about my feelings? I spent a whole hour staring at the computer screen waiting for someone to comment! You made me look like a loser! I actually double-commented! I looked like I was talking to myself! Hey! Can you hear me? Say sorry! Argh! Yeah! Say sorry! Or else!”

 


 

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Haku+ Chihiro = RAINBOW LOVE BUBBLES WITH BUTTERFLIES. SQUEEEEEE.

I cried.

I really wanted them to be together in the end... (╥﹏╥) 

 

Tomato is a fruit. SO WHY DO PEOPLE NOT PUT

THEM INTO FRUIT SALADS? ARGH.

 

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Chapter 1: Years passed by and I'm still going back to this story to cheer me up xD
BaeLeeAhn #2
Chapter 6: so funny XD i'm glad find your story
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Seems that its gonna be fun...
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Chapter 7: Whoa how did you add my username in this chapter??? Thats so cool O.O omo so many feels when I saw that
infinite7girl #5
Chapter 18: my feeellllllzzzzzzz ! i have so many feeeeellllllzzzzz !
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Chapter 3: Lol I like it how Minho says "..." and he gets 24 likes for just that! XD
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Chapter 11: This is super late but I'M A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN.

Sorry, that was weird, but I just thought I'd mention that since you asked xD
RubyMoon123 #8
Chapter 5: OMG i love this. Hilarious! XD thank you, made me happy today :D
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Chapter 1: Hahaha xD that was pretty funny :)
Zenitora #10
This is pretty old, but it's still amazing!