Lee Jinki Tis time for Onew’s Happy Hour! I have so many funny jokes~ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

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             Kim Jonghyun Please, no.

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Why, hello, you.

It’s Taemin here.

It's been a while.

I see that Onew is having his daily Happy Hour.

Everyone dreads that hour…

Pish posh.

I want to tell him that his jokes , but I don’t feel like breaking his heart.

You’ll see what I mean.

Suddenly, I have the urge to go grocery shopping.

I’ll…just….leave….now….

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Lee Jinki When is a cook mean?

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            Kim Kibum ARE YOU INSULTING ME? HUH?! YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

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            Choi Minho Cooks are mean?

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            Lee Jinki When he beats eggs and whips cream!

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            Kim Jonghyun How sadistic.

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            Manager You want to know who’s sadistic? Choi Minho is. Herp derp.

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Lee Jinki Why did the shrimp not let anyone touch his treasure?

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            Choi Minho Since when did shrimp have treasure?

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            Kim Jonghyun My mom always said that when you eat shrimp,

            you peel off it’s clothes and then eat it. HAHA. POOR SHRIMPY.

            The shrimp is shrimpy! Ahaha, I’m so PUNNY. AHAHAHA!

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            Choi Minho …

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            Kim Kibum Shrimp are gross. Their poop is butter.

            44 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

            Kim Jonghyun ….butter? ㅠㅠ

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            Kim Kibum *bitter

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            Lee Jinki BECAUSE HE’S SHELLFISH! AHAHA!

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            Manager Worst. Joke. Ever.

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Lee Jinki What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

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            Kim Jonghyun Woah. Onew….are you a NUN?

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            Kim Kibum ^ what?

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            Lee Jinki A Roamin’ Catholic! I’M SO GOOD AT THIS.

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Lee Jinki Why did the turtle cross the road?

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            Kim Jonghyun Because it’s committing suicide?

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            Choi Minho Wow, how optimistic.

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            Lee Jinki It wanted to get to the Shell Station! SO FUNNY.

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            Kim Kibum …Lame.

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            Lee Jinki ㅠㅠ

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Lee Jinki What colors should you paint the sun and wind?

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            Kim Jonghyun The sun should be clear and the wind is brown.

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            Choi Minho Cool story bro, tell it again.

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            Lee Jinki The sun rose and the wind blew. GET IT?

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            Kim Jonghyun What? You . Later, man.

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Lee Jinki What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

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            Kim Jonghyun YOU’RE FIRED.

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            Lee Jinki … Someday, my prints will come.

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            Kim Jonghyun Ewwwww.

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Lee Jinki What’s better than a talking dog?

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            Lee Jinki A spelling bee!

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            Lee Jinki …..

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            Lee Jinki I double- commented!

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            Lee Jinki Now I look like a loser.

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Lee Jinki Why do I get the feeling that I’m being ignored? ㅠㅠ

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Lee Jinki Hello? Anyone there?

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Lee Jinki SUUUUP ANYONE THERE?

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Lee Jinki any1 dere?

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Lee Jinki WHY?

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Lee Jinki Forever alone…

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Onew stomped angrily into the living room.

Taemin, Minho, Jonghyun, and Key were all lazily eating chips in front of the T.V.

Onew narrowed his eyes, and approached his victims.

They stuffed earplugs into their ears as soon as they saw Onew making his way towards them.

Onew took a deep breath. A deep, very deep, breath.

“Why are you ignoring me?! I feel unloved! Only vegetables are unloved! Like leek! Ha! I mean, I love chicken! But chicken isn’t a vegetable! Besides, why are you ignoring me! I’m on the verge of dying because of depression! If I die, you’ll be taken to jail! Pooey! My jokes are so funny? No? Yes? They’re the best jokes ever! I don’t even get why you don’t think they’re funny! I feel so sad! Do you not care about my feelings? I spent a whole hour staring at the computer screen waiting for someone to comment! You made me look like a loser! I actually double-commented! I looked like I was talking to myself! Hey! Can you hear me? Say sorry! Argh! Yeah! Say sorry! Or else!”

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