Status Quo
It's a SHINee Facebook
Facebook is a bore.
I mean, seriously, who spends their time spamming, poking, and writing on walls?
Screw the status quo.
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Kim Jonghyun Every day I shock, SHOCK. Every night I shock, SHOCK.
4 hours ago · Like · Comment
Kim Kibum Every day I shop, SHOP. Every night I shop, SHOP.
4 hours ago · Like · 3 people
Choi Minho God is looking at us, always~
4 hours ago · Like · Comment
Choi Minho, Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, and 38 others like this
Kim Kibum Can you see God?
4 hours ago · Like
Choi Minho …No.
4 hours ago · Like
Kim Kibum Can you touch God?
4 hours ago · Like
Choi Minho …No…not that I want to…
4 hours ago · Like · 1 person
Kim Kibum Then God doesn’t exist. Hah!
4 hours ago · Like
Choi Minho Um…Kim Kibum, can you see your brain?
3 hours ago · Like · Comment
Kim Jonghyun like this
Kim Kibum Ew, no.
3 hours ago · Like
Choi Minho Can you touch your brain?
3 hours ago · Like
Kim Kibum GROSS. NO. EWW.
3 hours ago · Like
Choi Minho Ah, I see, your brain doesn’t exist!
3 hours ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun HOHO POWER!
3 hours ago · Like · 3 people
Kim Kibum ㅠㅠ
3 hours ago· Like
Kim Kibum Yay for status games. For Choi Minho~ㅋㅋ
[] I used to like you
[] I'd date you
[] You're cute
[] You're attractive
[x] You're weird
[x] You're annoying
[] You're one of my closest friend
[] Can I get your number?
[] We need to chill
[] We need to talk more
[] I don't really know you
[] Hit me up
[] Let's try again
[] I miss you
2 hours ago· Like · Comment
Choi Minho …Hold on a sec.
2 hours ago · Like
Choi Minho…Modified version, specially made for Kim Kibum.
[x] You’re annoying
[x] You’re so loud
[x] You are LEEK
[x] Leeks are attracted to you
[x] Seriously, get rid of your wrinkles
[x] You have cellulite
[x] What are you, 89 years old?
[x] You. Are. Naggy.
[x] You are brainless.
[x] Haha, you are brainless leek.
[x] You’re getting owned right now.
[x] HAHA, ER.
[x] My grandma will eat you. In her soup.
[x] I love you. Not.
2 hours ago· Like · Comment
Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, Choi Minho, and 12 others like this
Kim Kibum I DO NOT HAVE CELLULITE.
2 hours ago· Like · 3 people
Choi Minho Cool story bro, tell it again.
2 hours ago· Like · 5 people
Kim Kibum I AM A BEAUTIFUL BOY.
2 hours ago· Like
Choi Minho For sure.
2 hours ago· Like
Kim Jonghyun Hot news! Kim Kibum owned by Choi Minho
on Facebook! ㅋㅋㅋ
2 hours ago· Like · 2 people
Kim Kibum LISTEN, Choi Minho IS A LIAR. I DO NOT HAVE CELLULITE OR
WRINKLES OF ANY KIND. AND STOP WITH LEEKS. Seriously, people these days…
2 hours ago· Like · Comment
Choi Minho Cool story bro, tell it again.
2 hours ago· Like
Kim Jonghyun Cool story Leekie, tell it again.
2 hours ago· Like
Lee Jinki Cool story sis, tell it again.
2 hours ago· Like
Manager Cool story kiddo, tell it again.
2 hours ago· Like
Kim Kibum …
about an hour ago· Like
Hey there. It’s Taemin.
I just arrived at the front of our dorm.
And I hear screams from inside.
Of frustration.
And deep pain.
I think it’s Key.
I, Taemin, am scared to go inside.
So I think I’ll wait outside, in the nice, cool, air-conditioned hallway.
Hey, look!
I see a small ant.
I hate ants.
Do you hate ants too?
Kim Kibum Eww. I’m going to play a different game. Like this status
and I will tell you about:
1. How we met
2. My first impression of you
3. What I like about you
4. Favorite memory of you
about an hour ago· Like · Comment
Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, Choi Minho, and 4 others like this
Kim Kibum Status game reply for Kim Jonghyun~
1)I met you at the grocery store in our past life as sad housewives.
2)Ew, what are you wearing? Those colors are so not in this season!
3) I like how your nostrils enlarge when you laugh.
4) When you were 16 and less annoying.
about an hour ago· Like · Comment
Kim Kibum likes this
Choi Minho You weren’t a housewife in your past life. You were
a leek that my great-grandmother ate at a buffet.
about an hour ago· Like · 4 people
Kim Jonghyun…
about an hour ago· Like
Kim Kibum CHOI MINHOOOOOOO. I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.
about an hour ago· Like · 1 person
Choi Minho Cool story fatto, tell it again.
about an hour ago· Like · 2 people
Kim Kibum Status game reply for CHOI MINHO.
1) I never met you until now.
2) …His face is like a rock.
3) Me no likey.
4) When you lost to me in a game of tic-tac-toe. Haha, loser.
52 minutes ago· Like · Comment
Choi Minho …You cheated in that game of tic-tac-toe.
50 minutes ago· Like
Lee Jinki …his face is like a rock?
50 minutes ago· Like
Kim Jonghyun I’ll help you punch him!
47 minutes ago· Like
Choi Minho Hey.
47 minutes ago· Like · 2 people
Kim Kibum Status game reply for ONUUU.
1) I ate you in my past life. You were the hair of a chicken. Ew.
2) Dude, that guy over there keeps drooling! Yucky.
3) I like how you have nice, floppy hair.
4) When you “died” on the floor. It was so funny!
42 minutes ago· Like · Comment
Lee Jinki I don’t know whether I should be happy, sad, or mad…
42 minutes ago· Like
Kim Jonghyun …”Onu?”
41 minutes ago· Like
Kim Kibum I’m such a nice person, complimenting all of you…
38 minutes ago· Like
Choi Minho Sure.
37 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Yeah.
37 minutes ago· Like
Lee Jinki You fat.
36 minutes ago· Like · 1 person
Kim Kibum Taemin’s not here, but here’s one for Minnie, since I’m so nice.
1) I was her mom. In our past life. And we meet again! Hello.
2) Aww, look at that girl! I want to take her home and eat her!
3) I like your flubby, wubby, bubby, tubbi, and mubbi cheeks.
4) When you get depressed, I laugh. Because it’s so funny!
32 minutes ago· Like · Comment
Choi Minho …Key, you are a cruel, cruel, cruel person.
31 minutes ago· Like · 4 people
Lee Jinki YOU CANNIBAL.
30 minutes ago· Like
Kim Jonghyun How come only Taemin’s is decently nice?
27 minutes ago· Like
Kim Kibum Do you not understand how nice and caring I am?
23 minutes ago· Like
Choi Minho Pffft.
10 minutes ago· Like · 2 people
Too bad Key doesn’t know that THE LEE TAEMIN HAS A FACEBOOK.
He thinks that “Lee Taemin” is another Taemin. Haha.
for him.
Does he have no life?
I don’t need five words to describe my cheeks.
And I don’t remember having such an annoying Mommy.
Happy Mother’s day, to you all.
I hope you don't have annoying mothers.
If your Mom ever ask you why you’re so stupid, annoying, or useless, say that it’s from your Dad’s DNA.
Sincerely,
Lee Taemin
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