Status Quo

 

Facebook is a bore.

 

I mean, seriously, who spends their time spamming, poking, and writing on walls?

 

Screw the status quo.

 


 

News Feed                                                                  Top News · Most Recent

 

 

Kim Jonghyun Every day I shock, SHOCK. Every night I shock, SHOCK.

4 hours ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Kibum Every day I shop, SHOP. Every night I shop, SHOP.

            4 hours ago · Like · 3 people

 

Choi Minho God is looking at us, always~

4 hours ago · Like · Comment

Choi Minho, Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, and 38 others like this

            Kim Kibum Can you see God?

            4 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho …No.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Can you touch God?

            4 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho …No…not that I want to…

            4 hours ago · Like · 1 person

            Kim Kibum Then God doesn’t exist. Hah!

            4 hours ago · Like

 

Choi Minho Um…Kim Kibum, can you see your brain?

3 hours ago · Like · Comment

Kim Jonghyun like this

            Kim Kibum Ew, no.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho Can you touch your brain?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum GROSS. NO. EWW.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho Ah, I see, your brain doesn’t exist!

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun HOHO POWER!

            3 hours ago · Like · 3 people

            Kim Kibum ㅠㅠ

            3 hours ago· Like

 

Kim Kibum Yay for status games. For Choi Minho~ㅋㅋ

 ‎[] I used to like you

 [] I'd date you


[] You're cute


[] You're attractive


 [x] You're weird


[x] You're annoying


[] You're one of my closest friend


[] Can I get your number?


 [] We need to chill


[] We need to talk more


[] I don't really know you


[] Hit me up


 [] Let's try again


[] I miss you

2 hours ago· Like · Comment

            Choi Minho …Hold on a sec.

            2 hours ago · Like

 

 

Choi Minho…Modified version, specially made for Kim Kibum.

‎[x] You’re annoying


[x] You’re so loud


[x] You are LEEK


[x] Leeks are attracted to you


[x] Seriously, get rid of your wrinkles


[x] You have cellulite


[x] What are you, 89 years old?


[x] You. Are. Naggy.

[x] You are brainless.


[x] Haha, you are brainless leek.


[x] You’re getting owned right now.


[x] HAHA, SUCKER.

[x] My grandma will eat you. In her soup.


[x] I love you. Not.

2 hours ago· Like · Comment

Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, Choi Minho, and 12 others like this

            Kim Kibum I DO NOT HAVE CELLULITE.

            2 hours ago· Like · 3 people

            Choi Minho Cool story bro, tell it again.

            2 hours ago· Like  · 5 people

            Kim Kibum I AM A BEAUTIFUL BOY.

            2 hours ago· Like

            Choi Minho For sure.

            2 hours ago· Like

            Kim Jonghyun Hot news! Kim Kibum owned by Choi Minho

            on Facebook! ㅋㅋㅋ      

            2 hours ago· Like · 2 people

 

 

Kim Kibum LISTEN, Choi Minho IS A LIAR. I DO NOT HAVE CELLULITE OR

WRINKLES OF ANY KIND. AND STOP WITH LEEKS. Seriously, people these days…

2 hours ago· Like · Comment

            Choi Minho Cool story bro, tell it again.

            2 hours ago· Like

            Kim Jonghyun Cool story Leekie, tell it again.

            2 hours ago· Like

            Lee Jinki Cool story sis, tell it again.

            2 hours ago· Like

            Manager Cool story kiddo, tell it again.

            2 hours ago· Like

            Kim Kibum

            about an hour ago· Like

 


 

Hey there. It’s Taemin.

 

I just arrived at the front of our dorm.

 

And I hear screams from inside.

 

Of frustration.

 

And deep pain.

 

I think it’s Key.

 

I, Taemin, am scared to go inside.

 

So I think I’ll wait outside, in the nice, cool, air-conditioned hallway.

 

Hey, look!

 

I see a small ant.

 

I hate ants.

 

Do you hate ants too?

 


 

Kim Kibum Eww. I’m going to play a different game. Like this status

and I will tell you about:


1. How we met

2. My first impression of you


3. What I like about you

4. Favorite memory of you

about an hour ago· Like · Comment

Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, Choi Minho, and 4 others like this

                 

Kim Kibum Status game reply for Kim Jonghyun~

1)I met you at the grocery store in our past life as sad housewives.

2)Ew, what are you wearing? Those colors are so not in this season!

3) I like how your nostrils enlarge when you laugh.

4) When you were 16 and less annoying.

about an hour ago· Like · Comment

Kim Kibum likes this

Choi Minho You weren’t a housewife in your past life. You were

a leek that my great-grandmother ate at a buffet.

about an hour ago· Like · 4 people

Kim Jonghyun

about an hour ago· Like

 

Kim Kibum CHOI MINHOOOOOOO. I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.

about an hour ago· Like · 1 person

Choi Minho Cool story fatto, tell it again.

about an hour ago· Like · 2 people

 

Kim Kibum Status game reply for CHOI MINHO.

1) I never met you until now.

2) …His face is like a rock.

3) Me no likey.

4) When you lost to me in a game of tic-tac-toe. Haha, loser.

52 minutes ago· Like · Comment

            Choi Minho …You cheated in that game of tic-tac-toe.

            50 minutes ago· Like

            Lee Jinki …his face is like a rock?

            50 minutes ago· Like

            Kim Jonghyun I’ll help you punch him!

            47 minutes ago· Like

            Choi Minho Hey.

            47 minutes ago· Like · 2 people

 

Kim Kibum Status game reply for ONUUU.

1) I ate you in my past life. You were the hair of a chicken. Ew.

2) Dude, that guy over there keeps drooling! Yucky.

3) I like how you have nice, floppy hair.

4) When you “died” on the floor. It was so funny!

42 minutes ago· Like · Comment

            Lee Jinki I don’t know whether I should be happy, sad, or mad…

            42 minutes ago· Like

            Kim Jonghyun …”Onu?”

            41 minutes ago· Like

            Kim Kibum I’m such a nice person, complimenting all of you…

            38 minutes ago· Like

            Choi Minho Sure.

            37 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Yeah.

            37 minutes ago· Like

            Lee Jinki You fat.

            36 minutes ago· Like · 1 person

 

Kim Kibum Taemin’s not here, but here’s one for Minnie, since I’m so nice.

1) I was her mom. In our past life. And we meet again! Hello.

2) Aww, look at that girl! I want to take her home and eat her!

3) I like your flubby, wubby, bubby, tubbi, and mubbi cheeks.

4) When you get depressed, I laugh. Because it’s so funny!

32 minutes ago· Like · Comment

            Choi Minho …Key, you are a cruel, cruel, cruel person.

            31 minutes ago· Like · 4 people

            Lee Jinki YOU CANNIBAL.

            30 minutes ago· Like

            Kim Jonghyun How come only Taemin’s is decently nice?

            27 minutes ago· Like

            Kim Kibum Do you not understand how nice and caring I am?

            23 minutes ago· Like

            Choi Minho Pffft.

            10 minutes ago· Like · 2 people

 


 

 

Too bad Key doesn’t know that THE LEE TAEMIN HAS A FACEBOOK.

 

He thinks that “Lee Taemin” is another Taemin. Haha.

 

Sucks for him.

 

Does he have no life?

 

I don’t need five words to describe my cheeks.

 

And I don’t remember having such an annoying Mommy.

 

Happy Mother’s day, to you all.

 

I hope you don't have annoying mothers.

 

If your Mom ever ask you why you’re so stupid, annoying, or useless, say that it’s from your Dad’s DNA.

Sincerely,

Lee Taemin



 

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BaeLeeAhn #2
Chapter 6: so funny XD i'm glad find your story
blingershinee #3
Seems that its gonna be fun...
sandrajin4396 #4
Chapter 7: Whoa how did you add my username in this chapter??? Thats so cool O.O omo so many feels when I saw that
infinite7girl #5
Chapter 18: my feeellllllzzzzzzz ! i have so many feeeeellllllzzzzz !
rusticaura #6
Chapter 3: Lol I like it how Minho says "..." and he gets 24 likes for just that! XD
AthleticShawol #7
Chapter 11: This is super late but I'M A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN.

Sorry, that was weird, but I just thought I'd mention that since you asked xD
RubyMoon123 #8
Chapter 5: OMG i love this. Hilarious! XD thank you, made me happy today :D
RubyMoon123 #9
Chapter 1: Hahaha xD that was pretty funny :)
Zenitora #10
This is pretty old, but it's still amazing!
CielDor #11
Chapter 1: plot twist: instead of a Facebook taemin secretly has a tumblr.