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Kim Jonghyun Hey, anybody want some updog?

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            Manager What is that?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What is what?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager Updog?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What about it?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager What is it?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What is what?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager WHAT'S UPDOG?!

            3 hours ago · Like · 4 people

            Kim Jonghyun Nothing much.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Your humor stinks.

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Lee Jinki Manager, please come to the dorm tonight!

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            Manager What are we doing?

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun It involves pillows and blankets. ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

            2 hours ago· Like · 1 person

            Manager Jonghyun….

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            Kim Kibum We’re building a FORT. What were you thinking of?

            2 hours ago · Like


Lee Jinki The problem is really easy, Kim Jonghyun! I have 4 bottles

in one hand, and 5 bottles in the other. What do I have?

about an hour ago· Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun A drinking problem?

            about an hour ago· Like · 8 people



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            Kim Jonghyun …um, what?

            about an hour ago · Like

            Choi Minho Aren’t you supposed to be at work

            right now?

            about an hour ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Woah there. What?

            58 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki omgomgomg I cant believe im

            talking to you I love you soooomuch

            55 minutes ago · Like


Kim JonghyunI’m sorry Onew, I can’t accept your feelings.

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            Kim Kibum Yeah, he’s with me. Because I’m beeee-utiful.

            38 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki i’m not that chicken freek. I’m your biggest

            fan and ur future wife <3

            35 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I think Onew got hacked. He’s definitely straight…

            33 minutes ago · Like · 4 people

            Manager I swear Minho is the only sane one in SHINee.

            30 minutes ago · Like · 5 people

            Kim Kibum Ohohoho! People change, Minho. He just might…

            have …the ….hots ….for…. me!

            29 minutes ago · Like


Lee Jinki omgomgom jonghyun your back is so HOT n yyyy. I luv you

SOOOO much.

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            Kim Kibum Stay away, woman. That guy is mine.

            20 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Manager Be nice to the fans, Leek.

            19 minutes ago · Like · 8 people

            Kim Jonghyun …thanks about my y back? Can you get out of Onew’s

            account now?

            18 minutes ago · Like



Taemin was watching T.V. and browsing the internet while lounging on the small sofa. He decided to check on his crops when Onew’s status caught his eye.











Taemin immediately turned around to see Onew humming while frying pieces of chicken for lunch.

He tried to convince himself that Onew wasn’t, um, homoual.


Nope, Onew wasn’t.


 It’s just a fangirl.




What about the time Onew threw him onto the bed?


It was…for fun, right?



Choi Minho Does Onew even know that his account has been

hacked by a fangirl?

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            Kim Jonghyun If he knew then he wouldn’t be humming

            happily in the kitchen.

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Unless he’s happy that he revealed his feelings

            for Jon- BUT NOOOO, that won’t happen with me here.

            9 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun KEY. Please. You’re scaring me with that

            thought. Although my bling bling charm is irresistible.

            8 minutes ago· Like

            Lee Jinki im not one of those fangirlzz! im jongie’s future


            6 minutes ago · Like

            Manager I’m going to have to report you. I’m sorry.

            5 minutes ago · Like · 26 people

            Kim Kibum PFFT. “I’m sorry?” More like “**** YOU!”

            5 minutes ago  · Like

            Manager MANNERS, LEEK.

            3 minutes ago · Like · 14 people


Kim Kibum I just told Onew and showed him the posts.

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            Manager How is he?

            4 minutes ago  · Like

            Kim Kibum He’s perfectly fine, he’s just unconscious on the floor.

            3 minutes ago · Like

            Manager WHAT?!

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            Choi Minho Oh, he’s awake now… he’s finished dying.

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Taemin, Key, Jonghyun, and Minho all stood in the living room watching Onew with different expressions on their face.

Key was slightly freaked out.


“KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!” Onew fell onto his knees lifelessly.

Wasn’t that the name of a character in a T.V. show? Something like Kip the dog? Or was it Kipper the dog?


No…. that wasn’t it….


Oh, wait. Bingo!


Kip was chicken in Dutch!






Easy. French!





Since when was I multilingual?


Since I was born, duh.


I’m naturally talented. Hah.



ManagerI got the fangirl off…. I reported her for breaching privacy.

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Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, Kim Kibum, Kim Jonghyun and 46 others like this

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            Lee Jinki I should’ve chosen a different password…

            2 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun I’m sorry Onew, I can’t view you in the same way


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            Kim Kibum He’s scarred for life, which means he’ll be with me.

            WHAT NOW.

            1 minute ago · Like

            Choi Minho It’s 3:24 pm right now.

            1 minute ago · Like · 2 people

            Manager … Onew, what was your old password?

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Lee Jinki I don’t remember…my computer always automatically

            logged into facebook for me…ㅋㅋ

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Kim Kibum AIGOOOOOOO you POOOO.

            a few seconds ago · Like



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shawolphan0t5 #1
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #2
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #3
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin
ShawolBlinger4life #4
Chapter 21: You should have done the whole song.
Nizzberry1 #5
Chapter 4: Aw for onew got hack and lol frying chicken for lunch
Nizzberry1 #6
Chapter 3: Lol evil taemin
TaeminsLips #7
LIKE WUT OMFG *dies in happiness*
JongHoLuv #8
Chapter 9: I know it's so sooo late, but wait- I see my name xD
RomantiquePandaTao #9
Chapter 10: I love how everyone refers Key to leeks now. Thanks for your hard work author-nim! Keep updating!! XD
lucysharpe #10
Chapter 24: Wowowow... I was laughing my off and my brother threatened to call 911 if I didn't stop... Anyways pish posh applesauce.. U ll keep updating right????
PS. I am in love with you. Please accept my heart. HeehaHahaha.. XD