Hacked
It's a SHINee Facebook
Kim Jonghyun Hey, anybody want some updog?
3 hours ago · Like · Comment
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Manager What is that?
3 hours ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun What is what?
3 hours ago · Like
Manager Updog?
3 hours ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun What about it?
3 hours ago · Like
Manager What is it?
3 hours ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun What is what?
3 hours ago · Like
Manager WHAT'S UPDOG?!
3 hours ago · Like · 4 people
Kim Jonghyun Nothing much.
3 hours ago · Like
Lee Jinki Your humor stinks.
about an hour ago · Like · 4 people
Lee Jinki Manager, please come to the dorm tonight!
2 hours ago · Like · Comment
Manager What are we doing?
2 hours ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun It involves pillows and blankets. ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
2 hours ago· Like · 1 person
Manager Jonghyun….
2 hours ago · Like
Kim Kibum We’re building a FORT. What were you thinking of?
2 hours ago · Like
Lee Jinki The problem is really easy, Kim Jonghyun! I have 4 bottles
in one hand, and 5 bottles in the other. What do I have?
about an hour ago· Like · Comment
Kim Jonghyun A drinking problem?
about an hour ago· Like · 8 people
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Lee Jinki I LOVE YOU JONGHYUNN
about an hour ago · Like · Comment
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Kim Jonghyun …um, what?
about an hour ago · Like
Choi Minho Aren’t you supposed to be at work
right now?
about an hour ago · Like
Kim Kibum Woah there. What?
58 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki omgomgomg I cant believe im
talking to you I love you soooomuch
55 minutes ago · Like
Kim JonghyunI’m sorry Onew, I can’t accept your feelings.
38 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Kim Kibum Yeah, he’s with me. Because I’m beeee-utiful.
38 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki i’m not that chicken freek. I’m your biggest
fan and ur future wife <3
35 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho I think Onew got hacked. He’s definitely straight…
33 minutes ago · Like · 4 people
Manager I swear Minho is the only sane one in SHINee.
30 minutes ago · Like · 5 people
Kim Kibum Ohohoho! People change, Minho. He just might…
have …the ….hots ….for…. me!
29 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki omgomgom jonghyun your back is so HOT n yyyy. I luv you
SOOOO much.
20 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Kim Kibum Stay away, woman. That guy is mine.
20 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Manager Be nice to the fans, Leek.
19 minutes ago · Like · 8 people
Kim Jonghyun …thanks about my y back? Can you get out of Onew’s
account now?
18 minutes ago · Like
Taemin was watching T.V. and browsing the internet while lounging on the small sofa. He decided to check on his crops when Onew’s status caught his eye.
….
….
….
What.
The.
Asparagus.
Taemin immediately turned around to see Onew humming while frying pieces of chicken for lunch.
He tried to convince himself that Onew wasn’t, um, homoual.
Nope, Onew wasn’t.
It’s just a fangirl.
Probably.
What about the time Onew threw him onto the bed?
It was…for fun, right?
Choi Minho Does Onew even know that his account has been
hacked by a fangirl?
10 minutes ago · Like · Comment
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Kim Jonghyun If he knew then he wouldn’t be humming
happily in the kitchen.
10 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Unless he’s happy that he revealed his feelings
for Jon- BUT NOOOO, that won’t happen with me here.
9 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun KEY. Please. You’re scaring me with that
thought. Although my bling bling charm is irresistible.
8 minutes ago· Like
Lee Jinki im not one of those fangirlzz! im jongie’s future
honeyyy.
6 minutes ago · Like
Manager I’m going to have to report you. I’m sorry.
5 minutes ago · Like · 26 people
Kim Kibum PFFT. “I’m sorry?” More like “**** YOU!”
5 minutes ago · Like
Manager MANNERS, LEEK.
3 minutes ago · Like · 14 people
Kim Kibum I just told Onew and showed him the posts.
4 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Manager How is he?
4 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum He’s perfectly fine, he’s just unconscious on the floor.
3 minutes ago · Like
Manager WHAT?!
2 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Oh, he’s awake now… he’s finished dying.
a few seconds ago · Like
Taemin, Key, Jonghyun, and Minho all stood in the living room watching Onew with different expressions on their face.
Key was slightly freaked out.
“KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!” Onew fell onto his knees lifelessly.
Wasn’t that the name of a character in a T.V. show? Something like Kip the dog? Or was it Kipper the dog?
No…. that wasn’t it….
Oh, wait. Bingo!
Kip was chicken in Dutch!
“KYYLLLLIIIINNNNG!”
Norwegian?
“POUUULLLLEEEET!”
Easy. French!
“POLLLLOOOOOO!”
Italian….?
Since when was I multilingual?
Since I was born, duh.
I’m naturally talented. Hah.
ManagerI got the fangirl off…. I reported her for breaching privacy.
2 mintues ago · Like · Comment
Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, Kim Kibum, Kim Jonghyun and 46 others like this
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Lee Jinki I should’ve chosen a different password…
2 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun I’m sorry Onew, I can’t view you in the same way
anymore.ㅠㅠ
2 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum He’s scarred for life, which means he’ll be with me.
WHAT NOW.
1 minute ago · Like
Choi Minho It’s 3:24 pm right now.
1 minute ago · Like · 2 people
Manager … Onew, what was your old password?
a few seconds ago · Like
Lee Jinki I don’t remember…my computer always automatically
logged into facebook for me…ㅋㅋ
a few seconds ago · Like
Kim Kibum AIGOOOOOOO you POOOO.
a few seconds ago · Like
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