Hacked

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Kim Jonghyun Hey, anybody want some updog?

3 hours ago · Like · Comment

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            Manager What is that?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What is what?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager Updog?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What about it?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager What is it?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What is what?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager WHAT'S UPDOG?!

            3 hours ago · Like · 4 people

            Kim Jonghyun Nothing much.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Your humor stinks.

            about an hour ago · Like · 4 people

 

Lee Jinki Manager, please come to the dorm tonight!

2 hours ago · Like · Comment

            Manager What are we doing?

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun It involves pillows and blankets. ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

            2 hours ago· Like · 1 person

            Manager Jonghyun….

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum We’re building a FORT. What were you thinking of?

            2 hours ago · Like

 

Lee Jinki The problem is really easy, Kim Jonghyun! I have 4 bottles

in one hand, and 5 bottles in the other. What do I have?

about an hour ago· Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun A drinking problem?

            about an hour ago· Like · 8 people

 


 

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Lee Jinki I LOVE YOU JONGHYUNN

about an hour ago · Like · Comment

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            Kim Jonghyun …um, what?

            about an hour ago · Like

            Choi Minho Aren’t you supposed to be at work

            right now?

            about an hour ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Woah there. What?

            58 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki omgomgomg I cant believe im

            talking to you I love you soooomuch

            55 minutes ago · Like

 

Kim JonghyunI’m sorry Onew, I can’t accept your feelings.

38 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Kibum Yeah, he’s with me. Because I’m beeee-utiful.

            38 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki i’m not that chicken freek. I’m your biggest

            fan and ur future wife <3

            35 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I think Onew got hacked. He’s definitely straight…

            33 minutes ago · Like · 4 people

            Manager I swear Minho is the only sane one in SHINee.

            30 minutes ago · Like · 5 people

            Kim Kibum Ohohoho! People change, Minho. He just might…

            have …the ….hots ….for…. me!

            29 minutes ago · Like

 

Lee Jinki omgomgom jonghyun your back is so HOT n yyyy. I luv you

SOOOO much.

20 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Kibum Stay away, woman. That guy is mine.

            20 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Manager Be nice to the fans, Leek.

            19 minutes ago · Like · 8 people

            Kim Jonghyun …thanks about my y back? Can you get out of Onew’s

            account now?

            18 minutes ago · Like

 


 

Taemin was watching T.V. and browsing the internet while lounging on the small sofa. He decided to check on his crops when Onew’s status caught his eye.

….

….

….

 

What.

 

The.

 

Asparagus.

 

Taemin immediately turned around to see Onew humming while frying pieces of chicken for lunch.

He tried to convince himself that Onew wasn’t, um, homoual.

 

Nope, Onew wasn’t.

 

 It’s just a fangirl.

 

Probably.

 

What about the time Onew threw him onto the bed?

 

It was…for fun, right?

 


 

Choi Minho Does Onew even know that his account has been

hacked by a fangirl?

10 minutes ago · Like · Comment

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            Kim Jonghyun If he knew then he wouldn’t be humming

            happily in the kitchen.

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Unless he’s happy that he revealed his feelings

            for Jon- BUT NOOOO, that won’t happen with me here.

            9 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun KEY. Please. You’re scaring me with that

            thought. Although my bling bling charm is irresistible.

            8 minutes ago· Like

            Lee Jinki im not one of those fangirlzz! im jongie’s future

            honeyyy.

            6 minutes ago · Like

            Manager I’m going to have to report you. I’m sorry.

            5 minutes ago · Like · 26 people

            Kim Kibum PFFT. “I’m sorry?” More like “**** YOU!”

            5 minutes ago  · Like

            Manager MANNERS, LEEK.

            3 minutes ago · Like · 14 people

 

Kim Kibum I just told Onew and showed him the posts.

4 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Manager How is he?

            4 minutes ago  · Like

            Kim Kibum He’s perfectly fine, he’s just unconscious on the floor.

            3 minutes ago · Like

            Manager WHAT?!

            2 minutes ago  · Like

            Choi Minho Oh, he’s awake now… he’s finished dying.

            a few seconds ago · Like

 


 

Taemin, Key, Jonghyun, and Minho all stood in the living room watching Onew with different expressions on their face.

Key was slightly freaked out.

 

“KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!” Onew fell onto his knees lifelessly.

Wasn’t that the name of a character in a T.V. show? Something like Kip the dog? Or was it Kipper the dog?

 

No…. that wasn’t it….

 

Oh, wait. Bingo!

 

Kip was chicken in Dutch!

 

“KYYLLLLIIIINNNNG!”

Norwegian?

 

“POUUULLLLEEEET!”

Easy. French!

 

“POLLLLOOOOOO!”

Italian….?

 

Since when was I multilingual?

 

Since I was born, duh.

 

I’m naturally talented. Hah.

 


 

ManagerI got the fangirl off…. I reported her for breaching privacy.

2 mintues ago · Like · Comment

Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, Kim Kibum, Kim Jonghyun and 46 others like this

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            Lee Jinki I should’ve chosen a different password…

            2 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun I’m sorry Onew, I can’t view you in the same way

            anymore.ㅠㅠ

            2 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum He’s scarred for life, which means he’ll be with me.

            WHAT NOW.

            1 minute ago · Like

            Choi Minho It’s 3:24 pm right now.

            1 minute ago · Like · 2 people

            Manager … Onew, what was your old password?

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Lee Jinki I don’t remember…my computer always automatically

            logged into facebook for me…ㅋㅋ

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Kim Kibum AIGOOOOOOO you POOOO.

            a few seconds ago · Like

 


 

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infinite7girl () says about chapter 18:
my feeellllllzzzzzzz ! i have so many feeeeellllllzzzzz !

rusticaura () says about chapter 3:
Lol I like it how Minho says "..." and he gets 24 likes for just that! XD

AthleticShawol () says about chapter 11:
This is super late but I'M A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN.

Sorry, that was weird, but I just thought I'd mention that since you asked xD

RubyMoon123 () says about chapter 5:
OMG i love this. Hilarious! XD thank you, made me happy today :D

RubyMoon123 () says about chapter 1:
Hahaha xD that was pretty funny :)

Zenitora () says:
This is pretty old, but it's still amazing!

CielDor () says about chapter 1:
plot twist: instead of a Facebook taemin secretly has a tumblr.

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 20:
I might tell Key the secret~~!

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 9:
Bling reminds me of silver. My second favorite colour.

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 7:
I keep coming back to re-read this. I <3 this so much!

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