If this page had a pop up or a redirect (it shouldn't!), please help us by reporting this page



Kim Jonghyun Hey, anybody want some updog?

3 hours ago · Like · Comment

View all 36 comments

            Manager What is that?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What is what?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager Updog?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What about it?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager What is it?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What is what?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager WHAT'S UPDOG?!

            3 hours ago · Like · 4 people

            Kim Jonghyun Nothing much.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Your humor stinks.

            about an hour ago · Like · 4 people


Lee Jinki Manager, please come to the dorm tonight!

2 hours ago · Like · Comment

            Manager What are we doing?

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun It involves pillows and blankets. ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

            2 hours ago· Like · 1 person

            Manager Jonghyun….

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum We’re building a FORT. What were you thinking of?

            2 hours ago · Like


Lee Jinki The problem is really easy, Kim Jonghyun! I have 4 bottles

in one hand, and 5 bottles in the other. What do I have?

about an hour ago· Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun A drinking problem?

            about an hour ago· Like · 8 people



News Feed                                                                  Top News · Most Recent




about an hour ago · Like · Comment

View all 48 comments

            Kim Jonghyun …um, what?

            about an hour ago · Like

            Choi Minho Aren’t you supposed to be at work

            right now?

            about an hour ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Woah there. What?

            58 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki omgomgomg I cant believe im

            talking to you I love you soooomuch

            55 minutes ago · Like


Kim JonghyunI’m sorry Onew, I can’t accept your feelings.

38 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Kibum Yeah, he’s with me. Because I’m beeee-utiful.

            38 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki i’m not that chicken freek. I’m your biggest

            fan and ur future wife <3

            35 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I think Onew got hacked. He’s definitely straight…

            33 minutes ago · Like · 4 people

            Manager I swear Minho is the only sane one in SHINee.

            30 minutes ago · Like · 5 people

            Kim Kibum Ohohoho! People change, Minho. He just might…

            have …the ….hots ….for…. me!

            29 minutes ago · Like


Lee Jinki omgomgom jonghyun your back is so HOT n yyyy. I luv you

SOOOO much.

20 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Kibum Stay away, woman. That guy is mine.

            20 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Manager Be nice to the fans, Leek.

            19 minutes ago · Like · 8 people

            Kim Jonghyun …thanks about my y back? Can you get out of Onew’s

            account now?

            18 minutes ago · Like



Taemin was watching T.V. and browsing the internet while lounging on the small sofa. He decided to check on his crops when Onew’s status caught his eye.











Taemin immediately turned around to see Onew humming while frying pieces of chicken for lunch.

He tried to convince himself that Onew wasn’t, um, homoual.


Nope, Onew wasn’t.


 It’s just a fangirl.




What about the time Onew threw him onto the bed?


It was…for fun, right?



Choi Minho Does Onew even know that his account has been

hacked by a fangirl?

10 minutes ago · Like · Comment

View all 14 comments

            Kim Jonghyun If he knew then he wouldn’t be humming

            happily in the kitchen.

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Unless he’s happy that he revealed his feelings

            for Jon- BUT NOOOO, that won’t happen with me here.

            9 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun KEY. Please. You’re scaring me with that

            thought. Although my bling bling charm is irresistible.

            8 minutes ago· Like

            Lee Jinki im not one of those fangirlzz! im jongie’s future


            6 minutes ago · Like

            Manager I’m going to have to report you. I’m sorry.

            5 minutes ago · Like · 26 people

            Kim Kibum PFFT. “I’m sorry?” More like “**** YOU!”

            5 minutes ago  · Like

            Manager MANNERS, LEEK.

            3 minutes ago · Like · 14 people


Kim Kibum I just told Onew and showed him the posts.

4 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Manager How is he?

            4 minutes ago  · Like

            Kim Kibum He’s perfectly fine, he’s just unconscious on the floor.

            3 minutes ago · Like

            Manager WHAT?!

            2 minutes ago  · Like

            Choi Minho Oh, he’s awake now… he’s finished dying.

            a few seconds ago · Like



Taemin, Key, Jonghyun, and Minho all stood in the living room watching Onew with different expressions on their face.

Key was slightly freaked out.


“KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!” Onew fell onto his knees lifelessly.

Wasn’t that the name of a character in a T.V. show? Something like Kip the dog? Or was it Kipper the dog?


No…. that wasn’t it….


Oh, wait. Bingo!


Kip was chicken in Dutch!






Easy. French!





Since when was I multilingual?


Since I was born, duh.


I’m naturally talented. Hah.



ManagerI got the fangirl off…. I reported her for breaching privacy.

2 mintues ago · Like · Comment

Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, Kim Kibum, Kim Jonghyun and 46 others like this

View all 104 comments

            Lee Jinki I should’ve chosen a different password…

            2 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun I’m sorry Onew, I can’t view you in the same way


            2 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum He’s scarred for life, which means he’ll be with me.

            WHAT NOW.

            1 minute ago · Like

            Choi Minho It’s 3:24 pm right now.

            1 minute ago · Like · 2 people

            Manager … Onew, what was your old password?

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Lee Jinki I don’t remember…my computer always automatically

            logged into facebook for me…ㅋㅋ

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Kim Kibum AIGOOOOOOO you POOOO.

            a few seconds ago · Like



❝ Inklings and Notes ❞

 from dulcee 


Subscribers are loved. Comments are loved. Everytime I look at the comments I smile stupidly.  :9

Please PM me any suggestions or ideas!


"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"


I love you!


Comments are moderated. Keep it cool. Critical is fine, but if you're rude to one another (or to us), we'll delete your stuff. Have fun and thanks for joining the conversation!

You must be logged in to comment
JongHoLuv #1
Chapter 9: I know it's so sooo late, but wait- I see my name xD
RomantiquePandaTao #2
Chapter 10: I love how everyone refers Key to leeks now. Thanks for your hard work author-nim! Keep updating!! XD
lucysharpe #3
Chapter 24: Wowowow... I was laughing my off and my brother threatened to call 911 if I didn't stop... Anyways pish posh applesauce.. U ll keep updating right????
PS. I am in love with you. Please accept my heart. HeehaHahaha.. XD
Cricket #4
Oh my goodness....I couldn't stop laughing...Iread this all in one sitting!! Minho was fantastic.....and I loved Onew.....honestly though....Mingo was spot on.....this was pure awesome...
bananamilk10 #5
omg thank you so much for this, author-nim!
I've been down lately and this has really been helping me cheer up!
ciao_shrine #6
Chapter 5: So hilarious.... I waz reading this at night and I waz laughing so hard when taemin was all sneaky.. And escaped to play hayday
nico_gamma #7
Chapter 7: I fanboyed when i saw my name in this ^^
keekala #8
Chapter 7: I literally just rolled off the bed, ran around and derped out in the front room before giggling to myself like a mad woman derped some more on my bed.

I am loving this so far, it's sooooo funny I stay laughing. I felt bad for Onew since they ignored his jokes but laughed when he yelled at them all.....poor eggplant

I look forward to reading the rest.
Rukia_Yui216 #9
Chapter 1: Years passed by and I'm still going back to this story to cheer me up xD
BaeLeeAhn #10
Chapter 6: so funny XD i'm glad find your story