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Guilty Pleasure


Choi Minho was shocked. Taemin had a Facebook account?


Since when?


But wait.


Didn’t he hate Facebook?


He needed to consult with his fellow members.


Choi Minho Since when did Taemin have a Facebook account?

25 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Lee Jinki He has one?

            23 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Kim Kibum WHICH ONE OF YOU BADDIES


            23 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I’ll ask him about it later…

            20 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun herp derp.

            4 minutes ago · Like



It was midnight, and all the lights in SHINee’s dorm were turned off.  Nothing was heard except the chirping of crickets. All was calm and peaceful.


A shadow crept through the house.


It was carrying a laptop.


It was smiling evilly.


It entered the bathroom.


It quietly closed the door, with an unmistakable “Hehe.”


It was Taemin.


He sat on the bathroom floor and opened his laptop.


His guilty pleasure.




Welcome to Facebook, Taemin.


1. Accept your friend requests


            Choi Minho wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore


            Kim Jonghyun wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore


            Kim Kibum wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore


            Lee Jinki wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore


Taemin was shocked. How did they know he had a facebook?


He only had one facebook friend.


Manager hyung.


Should he add them or not?


It’s okay. Adding them is okay.


I can just pretend I’m not SHINee’s Taemin.



News Feed                                                                       Top News · Most Recent


Lee Jinki Taemin accepted my friend request ㅋㅋㅋ

25 minutes ago · Like · Comment

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            Kim Jonghyun He accepted mine too…

            23 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum TAEMIN HOW COULD YOU ㅠㅠ

            20 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

            Choi Minho I thought Taemin hated facebook?

            20 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin excz mee who r uuu?

            a minute ago · Like

            Kim Kibum TAEMINNIEEE! How could you let

            these pooheads influence you?

            a few seconds ago  · Like

            Lee Taemin doo I kno uuuu?

            a few seconds ago · Like


Lee Taemin

            Taemin could really use some help fertilizing their

            crops in FarmVille!

            Taemin noticed their crops are a bit on the puny side

            because they haven’t been fertilized yet…

April 22, 2011 at 6:38 pm via FarmVille · Like · Comment · Fertilize

their crops

            Manager I spread fertilizer every day!

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin yeah…me too!

            10 minutes ago · Like


Lee Taemin

            Taemin’s chickens are mighty hungry!

            Taemin could use some help feeding their chickens!

            Happy, fed chickens give more Mystery Eggs!

29 minutes ago via FarmVille · Like · Comment · Feed their



Lee Taemin

            Taemin found some fuel to share!

            Taemin was plowing on their farm and struck oil- black

            gold! They can’t use all of it themselves!

12 minutes ago via FarmVille · Like · Comment · Get some


Lee Taemin

            Taemin found a lonely Black Sheep on their farm.

            Oh no!

            Taemin was farming when a lonely black Sheep

            wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. This poor sheep

            was abandoned because she’s a bit different from

            other sheep. She feels very sad and needs a new home.

a few seconds ago via FarmVille · LIke · Comment · Adopt the

Black Sheep


Choi Minho ... Lee Taemin. STOP.

8 minutes ago · Like · Comment

Kim Kibum, Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, and 32 others like this

            Lee Taemin ummmm stop wut? I dont evn knoo

            uuu. whahaha. lolls.

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Stop being a farmer! Your mom

            and dad will kill us all… Although, you with a rice hat

            would be nice…

            7 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin I’ll stop. JAYKAY, L OH L. hahaha

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Choi Minho ...

            a few seconds ago · Like · 24 people       


Kim Kibum Taemin playing FarmVille. Taemin using

text language. Taemin on facebook! Taemin being rude!

Was I a bad mom? ㅠㅠ

3 minutes ago· Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun Kimmy, whoever marries you in

            the future will be very happy.

            2 minutes ago · Like · 13 people

           Kim Jonghyun On a second thought, Taemin might 

           be on crack.

           2 minutes ago · Like

           Kim Kibum I knew it! You're the baddie that influenced

           Taemin to this evil stuff!

           a few seconds ago · Like



Taemin entered the dining room to see four quizzical faces looking up at him. He sat down and picked up his chopsticks.


They continued to stare.


“Taemin, you aren’t going to be a farmer, right?”


Heh. I’ve always liked those rice farmer hats.


“Taemin, you don’t have a Facebook account, right?




“Taemin, do you like using text talk?”


Usually, no.


I shook my head to all the questions and resumed eating.


Onew, Key, Minho, and Jonghyun muttered to each other with reassuring smiles.


Mission Accomplished.



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JongHoLuv #1
Chapter 9: I know it's so sooo late, but wait- I see my name xD
RomantiquePandaTao #2
Chapter 10: I love how everyone refers Key to leeks now. Thanks for your hard work author-nim! Keep updating!! XD
lucysharpe #3
Chapter 24: Wowowow... I was laughing my off and my brother threatened to call 911 if I didn't stop... Anyways pish posh applesauce.. U ll keep updating right????
PS. I am in love with you. Please accept my heart. HeehaHahaha.. XD
Cricket #4
Oh my goodness....I couldn't stop laughing...Iread this all in one sitting!! Minho was fantastic.....and I loved Onew.....honestly though....Mingo was spot on.....this was pure awesome...
bananamilk10 #5
omg thank you so much for this, author-nim!
I've been down lately and this has really been helping me cheer up!
ciao_shrine #6
Chapter 5: So hilarious.... I waz reading this at night and I waz laughing so hard when taemin was all sneaky.. And escaped to play hayday
nico_gamma #7
Chapter 7: I fanboyed when i saw my name in this ^^
keekala #8
Chapter 7: I literally just rolled off the bed, ran around and derped out in the front room before giggling to myself like a mad woman derped some more on my bed.

I am loving this so far, it's sooooo funny I stay laughing. I felt bad for Onew since they ignored his jokes but laughed when he yelled at them all.....poor eggplant

I look forward to reading the rest.
Rukia_Yui216 #9
Chapter 1: Years passed by and I'm still going back to this story to cheer me up xD
BaeLeeAhn #10
Chapter 6: so funny XD i'm glad find your story