Guilty Pleasure

by dulcee
Tags   comedy   jonghyun   key   minho   onew   shinee   taemin   | Report Content

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Choi Minho was shocked. Taemin had a Facebook account?

 

Since when?

 

But wait.

 

Didn’t he hate Facebook?

 

He needed to consult with his fellow members.

 

Choi Minho Since when did Taemin have a Facebook account?

25 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Lee Jinki He has one?

            23 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Kim Kibum WHICH ONE OF YOU BADDIES

            INFLUENCED TAEMIN?!

            23 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I’ll ask him about it later…

            20 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun herp derp.

            4 minutes ago · Like

           


 

It was midnight, and all the lights in SHINee’s dorm were turned off.  Nothing was heard except the chirping of crickets. All was calm and peaceful.

 

A shadow crept through the house.

 

It was carrying a laptop.

 

It was smiling evilly.

 

It entered the bathroom.

 

It quietly closed the door, with an unmistakable “Hehe.”

 

It was Taemin.

 

He sat on the bathroom floor and opened his laptop.

 

His guilty pleasure.

 

FarmVille.



 

Welcome to Facebook, Taemin.

 

1. Accept your friend requests

 

            Choi Minho wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore

 

            Kim Jonghyun wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore

 

            Kim Kibum wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore

 

            Lee Jinki wants to be your

            friend                                                                        Confirm     Ignore

 

Taemin was shocked. How did they know he had a facebook?

 

He only had one facebook friend.

 

Manager hyung.

 

Should he add them or not?

 

It’s okay. Adding them is okay.

 

I can just pretend I’m not SHINee’s Taemin.

 


 

News Feed                                                                       Top News · Most Recent

 

Lee Jinki Taemin accepted my friend request ㅋㅋㅋ

25 minutes ago · Like · Comment

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            Kim Jonghyun He accepted mine too…

            23 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum TAEMIN HOW COULD YOU ㅠㅠ

            20 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

            Choi Minho I thought Taemin hated facebook?

            20 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin excz mee who r uuu?

            a minute ago · Like

            Kim Kibum TAEMINNIEEE! How could you let

            these pooheads influence you?

            a few seconds ago  · Like

            Lee Taemin doo I kno uuuu?

            a few seconds ago · Like

           

Lee Taemin

            Taemin could really use some help fertilizing their

            crops in FarmVille!

            Taemin noticed their crops are a bit on the puny side

            because they haven’t been fertilized yet…

April 22, 2011 at 6:38 pm via FarmVille · Like · Comment · Fertilize

their crops

            Manager I spread fertilizer every day!

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin yeah…me too!

            10 minutes ago · Like

           

Lee Taemin

            Taemin’s chickens are mighty hungry!

            Taemin could use some help feeding their chickens!

            Happy, fed chickens give more Mystery Eggs!

29 minutes ago via FarmVille · Like · Comment · Feed their

chickens

           

Lee Taemin

            Taemin found some fuel to share!

            Taemin was plowing on their farm and struck oil- black

            gold! They can’t use all of it themselves!

12 minutes ago via FarmVille · Like · Comment · Get some

 

Lee Taemin

            Taemin found a lonely Black Sheep on their farm.

            Oh no!

            Taemin was farming when a lonely black Sheep

            wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. This poor sheep

            was abandoned because she’s a bit different from

            other sheep. She feels very sad and needs a new home.

a few seconds ago via FarmVille · LIke · Comment · Adopt the

Black Sheep

 

Choi Minho ... Lee Taemin. STOP.

8 minutes ago · Like · Comment

Kim Kibum, Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, and 32 others like this

            Lee Taemin ummmm stop wut? I dont evn knoo

            uuu. whahaha. lolls.

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Stop being a farmer! Your mom

            and dad will kill us all… Although, you with a rice hat

            would be nice…

            7 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin I’ll stop. JAYKAY, L OH L. hahaha

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Choi Minho ...

            a few seconds ago · Like · 24 people       

 

Kim Kibum Taemin playing FarmVille. Taemin using

text language. Taemin on facebook! Taemin being rude!

Was I a bad mom? ㅠㅠ

3 minutes ago· Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun Kimmy, whoever marries you in

            the future will be very happy.

            2 minutes ago · Like · 13 people

           Kim Jonghyun On a second thought, Taemin might 

           be on crack.

           2 minutes ago · Like

           Kim Kibum I knew it! You're the baddie that influenced

           Taemin to this evil stuff!

           a few seconds ago · Like

 


 

Taemin entered the dining room to see four quizzical faces looking up at him. He sat down and picked up his chopsticks.

 

They continued to stare.

 

“Taemin, you aren’t going to be a farmer, right?”

 

Heh. I’ve always liked those rice farmer hats.

 

“Taemin, you don’t have a Facebook account, right?

 

Maybe.

 

“Taemin, do you like using text talk?”

 

Usually, no.

 

I shook my head to all the questions and resumed eating.

 

Onew, Key, Minho, and Jonghyun muttered to each other with reassuring smiles.

 

Mission Accomplished.

 


 

❝ Inklings and Notes ❞

 from dulcee 

 

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CielDor () says about chapter 1:
plot twist: instead of a Facebook taemin secretly has a tumblr.

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 20:
I might tell Key the secret~~!

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 9:
Bling reminds me of silver. My second favorite colour.

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 7:
I keep coming back to re-read this. I <3 this so much!

cantiqas () says about chapter 5:
i love the concept! this is hilariousssssssss!!!

OhSunyoung36 () says:
what does Onew have? a really big pair of hands ==

ochan_desu () says about chapter 9:
Lolz. It's fun to read! XD

I will read again tomorrow or the day after :3

PerfectlyImperfectxX () says about chapter 22:
And I quote Manager, "Sadly, I laughed"
LOL. It was disgusting, but true. The way you had, um, wrote it made it so hilarious XD

Seleni () says:
This is too good! Must have taken a lot of efforts on your part for the whole thing. It kept me laughing and it lifted my mood a lot during one of my difficult examinations. Thank you so much :-) <3

himchanismylife () says about chapter 9:
Going reminds me of Key. And shinning stuff! XD

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