It's a SHINee Family
It's a SHINee Facebook
“Spill it.”
I fidgeted under the murderous stares directed towards me. “Well...”
“Why, how, then apologize to Minho.” Onew pointed to Minho, who lay exhausted on the sofa.
Hehe. Earlier...
“TAEMIN! GET OUT!”
“I-Taemin’s not here!” I called out.
Silence.
A sudden crash made me jerk in surprise. The door slammed open, revealing a breathless and enraged Minho. He held onto the doorframe for support, holding a hammer in his right hand and nodding his head menacingly.
“I see how it is...” He breathed, his eyes magnifying onto my face. “MOVE IT!”
He shoved me out of the way and dashed towards the toilet. My mouth dropped open as he tore off his pants and relieved himself.
“Minho, your aim is bad-”
“TAEMIN!” Jonghyun appeared by the bathroom door. “What are you- oh my god...” His eyes widened at Minho, who was holding onto the toilet cover. “Minho, are you okay?”
Minho croaked in reply and fell limp upon the bathroom floor. Okay, I felt bad, but...
It was just too funny!
But I should apologize...
But-
“Taemin! Hello?!”
“Well... it’s kind of a long explanation....” I drawled. “And it’s confusing...”
“Are you implying we’re idiots?”
“Well, yes, but- I mean no!”
“T-Taemin...” Minho shifted his head to face me from the sofa. He lifted a trembling finger, pointing at me accusingly.
“Fine, since you won’t talk, I’ll have Key explain.”
“Bu-What? Key? No! Not that-not that!”
“Key?” Jonghyun patted Key’s shoulder. I gave him a pleading look, but all I got in return was a sadistic smile.
A sadistic smile.
Sadistic.
“Alright, since I have no choice...” Key smugly grinned.
He was definitely enjoying this.
Key - if you tell, I will curse you.
Perhaps make a voodoo doll.
“Taemin, what are you doing?” Onew inched away from me. “Your hand motions are kinda...scary...”
Key let out short bursts of laugh, pointing at my “murderous” hand motion. “You look like you’re trying to chop lettuce!”
“None of your business!” I tried to growl and lowered my voice.
“Anyways, Taemin was in the restroom earlier because...”
Oh my god!
This was my life’s trial.
This determined my future!
What if Key really said “Facebook”?
Noooooo!
Maybe I should just knock him out now.
But what if he has a hard head?
I won’t be able to hold a microphone if I hit him and his head is hard...
Perhaps he forgot about it!
Yes, maybe he forgot about it!
Taemin, what are you thinking about... it’s only been an hour... there’s no way he forgot about it.
Maybe I should just give up.
But the phrase “give up” isn’t in my dictionary, nuh uh!
Maybe-
“Oh, that’s how it is! Taemin, we’re so sorry!” Onew smothered me with a large hug.
“What?” I freed myself from his large grasp, confused. Onew, Jonghyun, and even Minho shot me sympathetic looks. Key muffled his laughter.
“What did you say?” I repeated.
“Well, you know, I told them that you had some... manly problems,” Key shrugged, his chin thoughtfully.
“M-man p-problems?!” I spluttered. “I-I-Taemin has no manly problems! That’s gross!”
“Gross?” Onew scratched his head. “How is that gross?”
“Because it’s... gro-”
“Being rejected must be so hard, Taemin!” Jonghyun bawled and held onto my arm. I stood still for a few seconds, dumbfounded.
“Uh... what?”
“You were crying- bawling and sobbing, even throwing a tantrum because you were rejected by the girl you loved!” Jonghyun shook his head sadly.
“That’s right! He was even constipated because all his problems had built up within him!” Key smirked.
“I WAS NOT REJECTED AND I WAS CERTAINLY NOT CONSTIPATED!” I stomped on the floor in anger. “I was hiding from Key because he’s a mean bully and he knows that I-”
“He knows that you...?” Jonghyun quipped.
“I... use Facebook?”
Everything turned out fine, to my surprise. The members were all fine with it, except for Onew, who gave me a small lecture on “not lying and not deceiving the other members of SHINee”.
Minho still holds a small grudge- okay, maybe a big grudge. He was pretty exhausted after waiting an hour to relieve himself.
He should have just peed out of the window.
Pish posh.
Key showed me the pictures that were in his hand, which turned out to be pictures of his cat. Then, he skipped into his room, humming.
He owes me a lifetime of pain.
Welcome to Facebook, Taemin.
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Lee Jinki so everything ended well. But Taemin, don’t lie next time! ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
25 minutes ago · 4 people like this · Comment
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Kim Jonghyun I still feel bad for Minho, though...
25 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Taemin, you’re grounded - no going to the bathroom
for the next three days ㅠㅠ
25 minutes ago · Like · 6 people
Lee Taemin what? No, Minho!
24 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum ehehe, serves you right?
23 minutes ago · Like
Lee Taemin it’s all your fault, Kim Kibum!
22 minutes ago · Like
Manager You boys are a handful... but what happened?
20 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Now, now, let’s not fight...
21 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Choi Minho It’s Taemin’s fault!
21 minutes ago · Like
Lee Taemin no, it’s Kim Kibum’s!
20 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum how is it my fault? hm.
19 minutes ago · Like
Manager what happened that I don’t know about! Tell me!
18 minutes ago · Like
Manager Does someone want to explain what happened? Don’t ignore me...
20 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Kim Jonghyun We’re a happy family again, yep!
18 minutes ago · 23 people like this · Comment
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Choi Minho No... not really...
18 minutes ago · Like · 2 people
Kim Jonghyun We have Minho as the cranky father and Onew as the
caring mother! I’m the kid full of swag, and Key is the middle-aged maid!
For Taemin... hm... the stubborn kid.
16minutes ago · Like · 12 people
Lee Taemin I’m not a kid! I’m a man!
16 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum MIDDLE-AGED?! I’m youthful and full of beauty! You guys
should be jealous of my healthy,shiny skin!
15 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho It might be shiny because your skin is oily...?
14 minutes ago · Like · 9 people
Lee Jinki But we all have shiny skin... SHINee skin! Aha!
14 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Choi Minho … that’s.. not funny...
22 minutes ago · Like · 2 people
Manager so while you all have “shinee” skin, I’m the one with the stressed out
skin?! Anyways, someone please tell me what’s going on!
15 minutes ago · Choi Minho likes this · Comment
Kim Jonghyun Correction: Lee Taemin is the rebellious wannabe. Manager is the
old and annoying grandmother.
9 minutes ago · Choi Minho and Lee Jinki like this · Comment
Lee Taemin asdfhdjskfdalj I’M A MANNNNNN!
8 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun See, he still types like a kid!
8 minutes ago · Like
Manager ah... if you haven’t noticed, I’m a male...
5 minutes ago · Like · 6 people
Choi Minho Shrug.
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“Taemin, it’s time for bed!”
“Yeah, I got it!” I leaned over and turned off the lamp. I yawned and stretched, letting my eyes rest on the familiar blue and white web page.
It’s a SHINee Facebook.
It’s SHINee world.
It’s a SHINee family.
“Home is where the heart is.”
I love you all - every one of you. And don’t take it in a creepy way, please. But seriously.
Okay, I’m going to burst into tears... MY LOVE IS SPILLING OUT.
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