It's a SHINee Family

It's a SHINee Facebook

 

 


 

“Spill it.”

 

I fidgeted under the murderous stares directed towards me. “Well...”

 

“Why, how, then apologize to Minho.” Onew pointed to Minho, who lay exhausted on the sofa.

 

Hehe. Earlier...

 


 

 

“TAEMIN! GET OUT!”

 

“I-Taemin’s not here!” I called out.

 

Silence.

 

A sudden crash made me jerk in surprise. The door slammed open, revealing a breathless and enraged Minho. He held onto the doorframe for support, holding a hammer in his right hand and nodding his head menacingly.

 

“I see how it is...” He breathed, his eyes magnifying onto my face. “MOVE IT!”

 

He shoved me out of the way and dashed towards the toilet. My mouth dropped open as he tore off his pants and relieved himself.

 

“Minho, your aim is bad-”

 

“TAEMIN!” Jonghyun appeared by the bathroom door. “What are you- oh my god...” His eyes widened at Minho, who was holding onto the toilet cover. “Minho, are you okay?”

 

Minho croaked in reply and fell limp upon the bathroom floor. Okay, I felt bad, but...

 

It was just too funny!

 

But I should apologize...

 

But-

 


 

 

“Taemin! Hello?!”

 

“Well... it’s kind of a long explanation....” I drawled. “And it’s confusing...”

 

“Are you implying we’re idiots?”

 

“Well, yes, but- I mean no!”

 

“T-Taemin...” Minho shifted his head to face me from the sofa. He lifted a trembling finger, pointing at me accusingly.

 

“Fine, since you won’t talk, I’ll have Key explain.”

 

“Bu-What? Key? No! Not that-not that!”

 

“Key?” Jonghyun patted Key’s shoulder. I gave him a pleading look, but all I got in return was a sadistic smile.

 

A sadistic smile.

 

Sadistic.

 

“Alright, since I have no choice...” Key smugly grinned.

 

He was definitely enjoying this.

 

Key - if you tell, I will curse you.

 

Perhaps make a voodoo doll.

 

“Taemin, what are you doing?” Onew inched away from me. “Your hand motions are kinda...scary...”

 

Key let out short bursts of laugh, pointing at my “murderous” hand motion. “You look like you’re trying to chop lettuce!”

 

“None of your business!” I tried to growl and lowered my voice.

 

“Anyways, Taemin was in the restroom earlier because...”

 

Oh my god!

 

This was my life’s trial.

 

This determined my future!

 

What if Key really said “Facebook”?

 

Noooooo!

 

Maybe I should just knock him out now.

 

But what if he has a hard head?

 

I won’t be able to hold a microphone if I hit him and his head is hard...

 

Perhaps he forgot about it!

 

Yes, maybe he forgot about it!

 

Taemin, what are you thinking about... it’s only been an hour... there’s no way he forgot about it.

 

Maybe I should just give up.

 

But the phrase “give up” isn’t in my dictionary, nuh uh!

 

Maybe-

 

“Oh, that’s how it is! Taemin, we’re so sorry!” Onew smothered me with a large hug.

 

“What?” I freed myself from his large grasp, confused. Onew, Jonghyun, and even Minho shot me sympathetic looks. Key muffled his laughter.

 

“What did you say?” I repeated.

 

“Well, you know, I told them that you had some... manly problems,” Key shrugged, his chin thoughtfully.

 

“M-man p-problems?!” I spluttered. “I-I-Taemin has no manly problems! That’s gross!”

 

“Gross?” Onew scratched his head. “How is that gross?”

 

“Because it’s... gro-”

 

“Being rejected must be so hard, Taemin!” Jonghyun bawled and held onto my arm. I stood still for a few seconds, dumbfounded.

 

“Uh... what?”

 

“You were crying- bawling and sobbing, even throwing a tantrum because you were rejected by the girl you loved!” Jonghyun shook his head sadly.

 

“That’s right! He was even constipated because all his problems had built up within him!” Key smirked.

 

“I WAS NOT REJECTED AND I WAS CERTAINLY NOT CONSTIPATED!” I stomped on the floor in anger. “I was hiding from Key because he’s a mean bully and he knows that I-”

 

“He knows that you...?” Jonghyun quipped.

 

“I... use Facebook?”

 

 


 

 

Everything turned out fine, to my surprise. The members were all fine with it, except for Onew, who gave me a small lecture on “not lying and not deceiving the other members of SHINee”.

 

Minho still holds a small grudge- okay, maybe a big grudge. He was pretty exhausted after waiting an hour to relieve himself.

 

He should have just peed out of the window.

 

Pish posh.

 

Key showed me the pictures that were in his hand, which turned out to be pictures of his cat. Then, he skipped into his room, humming.

 

He owes me a lifetime of pain.

 


 

 

Welcome to Facebook, Taemin.

News Feed                                                                          Top News · Most Recent

 

Lee Jinki so everything ended well. But Taemin, don’t lie next time! ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ

25 minutes ago · 4 people like this · Comment

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                    Kim Jonghyun I still feel bad for Minho, though...

                    25 minutes ago · Like

                    Choi Minho Taemin, you’re grounded - no going to the bathroom

                    for the next three days ㅠㅠ

                    25 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

                    Lee Taemin what? No, Minho!

                    24 minutes ago · Like

                    Kim Kibum ehehe, serves you right?

                    23 minutes ago  · Like

                    Lee Taemin it’s all your fault, Kim Kibum!

                    22 minutes ago · Like

                    Manager You boys are a handful... but what happened?

                    20 minutes ago · Like

 

 

Lee Jinki Now, now, let’s not fight...

21 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Choi Minho It’s Taemin’s fault!

            21 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Taemin no, it’s Kim Kibum’s!

            20 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum how is it my fault? hm.

            19 minutes ago · Like

            Manager what happened that I don’t know about! Tell me!

            18 minutes ago · Like

           

 

Manager Does someone want to explain what happened? Don’t ignore me...

20 minutes ago · Like · Comment

 

 

Kim Jonghyun We’re a happy family again, yep!

18 minutes ago · 23 people like this · Comment

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            Choi Minho No... not really...

            18 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

            Kim Jonghyun We have Minho as the cranky father and Onew as the

            caring mother! I’m the kid full of swag, and Key is the middle-aged maid!

            For Taemin... hm... the stubborn kid.

            16minutes ago · Like · 12 people

            Lee Taemin I’m not a kid! I’m a man!

            16 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum MIDDLE-AGED?! I’m youthful and full of beauty! You guys            

            should be jealous of my healthy,shiny skin!

            15 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho It might be shiny because your skin is oily...?

            14 minutes ago · Like · 9 people

            Lee Jinki But we all have shiny skin... SHINee skin! Aha!

            14 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

            Choi Minho … that’s.. not funny...

            22 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

 

 

Manager so while you all have “shinee” skin, I’m the one with the stressed out

skin?! Anyways, someone please tell me what’s going on!

15 minutes ago · Choi Minho likes this · Comment

 

 

Kim Jonghyun Correction: Lee Taemin is the rebellious wannabe. Manager is the

old and annoying grandmother.

9 minutes ago · Choi Minho and Lee Jinki like this · Comment

            Lee Taemin asdfhdjskfdalj I’M A MANNNNNN!

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun See, he still types like a kid!

            8 minutes ago · Like

            Manager ah...  if you haven’t noticed, I’m a male...

            5 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

            Choi Minho Shrug.

            about a minute ago · Like

 


 

 

“Taemin, it’s time for bed!”

 

“Yeah, I got it!” I leaned over and turned off the lamp. I yawned and stretched, letting my eyes rest on the familiar blue and white web page.

 

It’s a SHINee Facebook.

 

It’s SHINee world.

 

It’s a SHINee family.

 

 


 

 

“Home is where the heart is.”



I love you all - every one of you. And don’t take it in a creepy way, please.

But seriously.



Okay, I’m going to burst into tears... MY LOVE IS SPILLING OUT.





 

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dulcee
my god I'm a darn senior in high school now... but why am I still so busy ;____; DOES THIS MAKE SENSE? no.

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balipool
#1
Chapter 1: kibum changing his profile picture so many times lol
balipool
#2
going to read this bc i need a laugh
TaeminsLips
#3
Chapter 29: I seriously forgot how hilarious this fic is hahaha.
I do hope all is well seeing it's been 5 years since you've logged in and updated.
I do hope you are well author-nim!
err4tic
#4
Chapter 3: This is crack. I'm addicted. XD
hellomynameissimon #5
This is so good
ChrysalisFalling
#6
I just love it~ >w<
ying9202 #7
Chapter 29: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic
sooooooo

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #8
Chapter 8: WTF my name is there!!!!
milkyboy_khun
#9
Chapter 29: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
yayyyyyyyyyy