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Lee Jinki what did one ocean say to the other?

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                  Kim Jonghyun “I sea you!”

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                  Manager “Seafood!”

                  2 hours ago · Like · 3 people

                  Kim Kibum I sea food? Sea food diet? See food diet? Ahaha

                  why am I so punny?! I’m on a see food diet! I see food and eat

                  it!

                  2 hours ago · Like · 4 people

                  Lee Jinki Wrong, wrong, and just wrong.

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                  Kim Kibum tell us the answer then, smarty pants…

                  2 hours ago · Like

                  Lee Jinki Nothing! It just waved!

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Choi Minho news alert! Oceans now know how to wave?

2 hours ago · Comment

                  Kim Jonghyun everytime I wave at you, you ignore me…

                  2 hours ago · Like

                  Lee Jinki Maybe you’re just too short for Minho to see?

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                  Kim Jonghyun Onew… do you really want to take it that far? Bring it

                  on, then!

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Kim Jonghyun I remembered when Key tried to hide from his schedule…

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                  Choi Minho yeah, apparently restrooms are great hiding spots.

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                  Kim Kibum they are!

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Kim Kibum you know, I like how Jonghyun is always around me. I can ask

                        him for favors and stuff…

48 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun and Manager like this

                  Kim Jonghyun I’m so touched. This is the first time you praised me!

                  This, kids, is the reality I want!

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Kim Kibum but then, I hate how annoying it is when he clings to me.

40 minutes ago · Comment · Manager, Lee Jinki, and 12 others like this

                  Kim Jonghyun What?! I’m not clingy! I’m not throwing away your trash for you next

                  time!

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I sat in front of my table, tapping my fingers on the table. In my hand was my iPhone, which I had gotten as a Christmas present from my parents. Today was a rare resting day, after months of working nonstop. Grumbling, I set my head down onto the table, bored out of my wits.

 

Another same old day.

 

Now that our schedules were busier, I never had enough time to check Farmville!

 

My cows keep running away from me.

 

But then, today was a rest day- I should probably check on my cows… but I’m too lazy.

 

Hmph.

 

“Taemin?”

 

I swung around to see Key. I swear, this guy is always close to me. You know, kind of like how a leech clings to skin?

 

Yuckers.

 

“What?” I answered, keeping my head down on the table.

 

“I know your secret,” He grinned, and leaned against my door.

 

“What secret? I have no secret!” I abruptly said, turning to face him with an innocent smile. “Secret? Me? No, no way!”

 

I slowly dragged out the word “No”, trying to emphasize it. I guess I didn’t look all that convincing, since Key burst into a fit of chuckles, and left the room.

 

Hmph.

 

Do I , Taemin, keep secrets from my dear hyungs?

 

No, never!

 

Yep, I don’t keep secrets. Secrets and me don’t go well together…

 

Har har.

 


 

Kim Kibum Taemin is so amusing…

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                  Kim Jonghyun Is he? He’s just a little twerp…

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                  Choi Minho you sound sadistic, Key.

                  35 minutes ago · Like · 3 people

 

 

Kim Kibum I’m not sadistic! Choi Minho is…

32 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun likes this

                  Choi Minho What?!

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                  Lee Jinki you guys…

                  31 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

 

 

Manager I demand a vacation!

31 minutes ago · Comment

                  Kim Jonghyun lol what? vacation? You don’t even spare 5 minutes

                  to buy pizza for us!

                  27 minutes ago · Like · 1 person

                  Manager you guys are a bunch of troublemakers…

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                  Lee Jinki whistle… troublemaker…                 

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Kim JonghyunI demand that Manager work OVERTIME.

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                  Choi Minho agreed.

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                  Lee Jinki ditto!

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Managerbut that’s not the reality I wanted!

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                  Kim Jonghyun WHAT IS THIS. Stop copying me!

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                  Manager I’m not copying! I’m saying the pure truth!

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                  Kim Jonghyun You wannabe. I know I’m cool and all that, but you will

                  never be like me.

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Lee Jinki Johnny and the legger in your brand new cell…

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                  Choi Minho … Onew, what is this?

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                  Lee Jinki The beginning of SNSD’s “Oh!”

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                  Kim Jonghyun haha what is this?!

                  14 minutes ago · Like

                  Lee Jinki just listen to the beginning and you’ll see!

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SNSD’s “Oh!” …. joke lyrics. Listen while reading!

by Lee Jinki on November 29, 2011 at 11:38 pm

 

Johnny and the legger in  your brand new cell,

Said you want tonight I give you one more round,

Dance dance dance till we run this town,

Old Pa Old Pa I’ll be I’ll be down down down,

 

Hey Oprah now jump on,

Now they’ll jump out of bra,

Tell me you’ll eat their neck, mine too! Ha!

 

Molly do her dog,

I tinkle here Monday,

Remember now, no more do me,

Do them do them can’t sue me, Dalia buy yolk,

Tickle Tickle sad salmon hiding, go yo! Papa!

I don’t care Hannah, I did up the leg ah

Mad hat go, Po!

 

Oh, oh oh oh! Barry’s sad and gay

Oh, oh oh oh oh Manny, Manny, hey!

Should you done a chair?

But oop she might yell!

she mean, the lonely cheater mad at yo!

Don’t pack! Poor cat took my poon! Yeah!

 

And than all the “oh’s” again. Isn’t this funny? ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ...

 

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            Choi Minho … Onew, the Sones are going to kill you. But the saddest

             part is that it actually sounds like the lyrics…

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              Lee Jinki but… I like SNSD… this was just for fun!

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              Kim Kibum What is this… “Barry’s sad and gay”? How can you be sad

                and happy at the same time?

              6 minutes ago · 2 people like this

             Manager Sometimes, I question your humor.

             3 minutes ago · 3 people like this

              Lee Jinki You guys… I put lots of effort into this note…

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Well, Manager, I question his humor ALL THE TIME.

 

After reading the lyrics, I couldn’t help but laugh. Even if it wasn’t supposed to be funny. But seriously, I listened to the song, and it does sound like Onew’s version!

 

My mind will be forever scarred… I will always remember these words when listening to SNSD’s “Oh!”

 

Onew, what have you done to me?!

 

I, Taemin, will never look at “Oh!” in the same way again!

 

Pish Posh.

 

I threw my phone onto my bed, and spun around and around in my chair.

 

“Taemin!”

 

Why is Key here again?! Didn’t I get rid of him already?

 

Oh crap. Is he here for the so-called secret?

 

No, I did not swear just now. I didn’t.

 

I turned around, my smiling face starting to crack a little.

 

“Yes, Key?

 

“So, about your Farmville…”

 

Gulp.




❝ Inklings and Notes 

 from dulcee 

 

Sorry for the late update! I'm such a bad author D8 Anyways, I hoped you enjoyed it!

Let me clarify this. I like Girl's Generation, and these lyrics were not meant to be offensive of any sort.

So, don't kill me! Oh, and sorry for scarring your minds forever, LOL.

I'm going through the chapters, and changing the font. I like Georgia...

 

Always remember you're unique- just like everyone else.

trololol.

I love you! 

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Rukia_Yui216 #1
Chapter 1: Years passed by and I'm still going back to this story to cheer me up xD
BaeLeeAhn #2
Chapter 6: so funny XD i'm glad find your story
blingershinee #3
Seems that its gonna be fun...
sandrajin4396 #4
Chapter 7: Whoa how did you add my username in this chapter??? Thats so cool O.O omo so many feels when I saw that
infinite7girl #5
Chapter 18: my feeellllllzzzzzzz ! i have so many feeeeellllllzzzzz !
rusticaura #6
Chapter 3: Lol I like it how Minho says "..." and he gets 24 likes for just that! XD
AthleticShawol #7
Chapter 11: This is super late but I'M A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN.

Sorry, that was weird, but I just thought I'd mention that since you asked xD
RubyMoon123 #8
Chapter 5: OMG i love this. Hilarious! XD thank you, made me happy today :D
RubyMoon123 #9
Chapter 1: Hahaha xD that was pretty funny :)
Zenitora #10
This is pretty old, but it's still amazing!