After finishing his schedule for the day, Key swiftly grabbed his iPhone from his pocket and logged onto Facebook. He hummed as the page slowly appeared on the screen. Key noticed an ad for a Vegetable quiz.
He clicked on the link.
Out of curiousity.
1) What is your favorite color?
2) You prefer…
d. olive oil
3) Why did the tomato blush?
a. Because he saw the salad dressing
b. Tomatoes don’t blush, you poohead
c. Because he saw me
d. Because I confessed to him.
4) Your favorite saying is….
a. Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
b. I would kill the iest person alive, but committing suicide is illegal.
c. PROCRASTINATORS UNITE! Later.
d. I’m an awkward turtle.
5) You open the door and see….
a. Your annoying dog
b. Girl Scouts
c. a fly
d. OMG! Why is that guy peeing in the middle of the street?
6) You wake up in the morning and…
a. Excuse me, who’s bed is this? Why am I next to a penguin?
b. The sun smiles at you
c. stare at the wall
d. I don’t wake up.
Kim Kibum This just ruined my ego.
Kim Kibum took the What Vegetable Are You? quiz
and the result is You are a leek!
Leek can be boiled, fried, or eaten raw. Yay! Leek, leek
leek, leek, leek! LEEK!
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Kim Jonghyun, Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, and 8 others like this
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Kim Jonghyun AHAHAHA. What now, Almighty Leek?
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Manager A leek. How pleasant.
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Lee Jinki Your name should be Lee Kibum! Leek- ibum!
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Choi Minho My grandma puts leek in her soup.
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Taemin walked out of his room and headed to the refrigerator, but was stopped short when he spotted Minho on the computer.
He turned around the corner and saw Jonghyun on his laptop.
He shuffled to the refrigerator and saw Key on his iPhone.
Was Facebook some kind of disease?
Because it was getting on his nerves.
Lee Jinki what? worthless?
Lee Jinki took the What Vegetable Are You? quiz
and the result is You are an eggplant!
Eggplants are very nice. Eggplants are worthless
with the exception of their shiny skin.
36 minutes ago · Comment · Like · Take What Vegetable Are You quiz
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Kim Kibum HAHA Leader Eggplant.
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Lee Jinki HAHA Almighty Leek.
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Manager Um, no. Just no.
Manager took the What Vegetable Are You? quiz
and the result is You are a Potato!
Potatoes are very common. Potates can be found
everywhere, eaten everywhere, cooked everywhere,
live everywhere, killed everywhere, and peeled
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Choi Minho This is the reason why you don’t take pointless
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Kim Kibum A POTATO AND AN EGGPLANT. ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
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Lee Jinki almighty leek. pfft.
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Minho stretched and turned to his computer. He immediately went to Facebook, but to his disappointment, it was still full of idiocy. He went through his friend suggestions, one by one.
Add Shin Se Kyung
14 friends in common
Add Lee Ji-eun
2 friends in common
Add Choe Seolri
35 friends in common
Add Lee Taemin
1 friend in common
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