Key's Journey

by dulcee
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Teehee.

 

This is Manager! The SHINee boys have been ignoring me lately… why does everyone hate me?

 

Well, besides that fact, I’m going to reveal the results of the survey to them now!

 

Heehee.

 

Just so you know... I am not laughing in a weird pedo way at all.

 


 

News Feed                                                                                    Top News · Most Recent

 

Manager AND NOW FOR THE RESULTS! And Lee Taemin, you can

tune in since you’re our *cough* friend.

5 hours ago · Like· Comment

Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, and 8 others like this

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            Kim Jonghyun AWHH YEAH!

            5 hours ago · Like · 3 people

            Lee Jinki I wonder if the fans liked me…

            5 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum They don’t.

            5 hours ago · Like · 1 person likes this

            Lee Jinki What? ㅠㅠ            

            5 hours ago · Like · 1 person likes this

            Kim Kibum That’s right, they don’t.

            5 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho Let’s not bully Onew…

            5 hours ago · Like · 3 people

 

Manager Let’s see… Well, we have mostly female fans.

4 hours ago · Like · Comment

Choi Minho, Kim Kibum, and 18 others like this

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            Kim Kibum Obviously.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho It was probably my abs.

            4 hours ago · Like · 5 people

            Kim Jonghyun …I have abs too.

            4 hours ago · Like · 2 people

            Choi Minho You never showed the fans yours.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun It’s not a good idea to let their ed

            thoughts grow.

            4 hours ago · Like · 19 people

            Kim Kibum You only have stomach fat.

            4 hours ago · Like · 3 people

            Kim Jonghyun Ouch… ㅠ ㅠ          

            4 hours ago · Like

            Lee Taemin Cougars and pedo-noonas.

            4 hours ago · Like · 5 people

            Manager …that’s not nice, Taemin…

            4 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Do they like me?

            4 hours ago · Like

 

Manager … we have quite a number of unicorn fans too. Plus Key

            has some fellow leek fans.

4 hours ago· Like · Comment

            Choi Minho …um. Unicorns?

            4 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun

            4 hours ago · Like

            Lee Taemin

            4 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum I AM NOT A LEEK, YOU POTATO.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki …I like unicorns…

            4 hours ago· Like · 2 people

 

 

Manager Guess what the fans think about you, Key.

3 hours ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Kibum Oh, that question! I bet I’ll be a… BEAUTIFUL

            BOY!

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager Nope.

            3 hours ago · Like · 2 people

            Kim Kibum … Handsome girl?

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager Nope.

            3 hours ago · Like · 2 people

            Kim Kibum No way…

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager The Shawols have spoken! You leek.

            3 hours ago · Like · 2 people

            Kim Kibum I’m going on a journey to rediscover my life.

            Sayonara, you idiots! ㅠ ㅠ           

            3 hours ago · Like · 3 people

 

 


 

Key frantically paced around his room, taking several deep breaths before taking seizing his laptop.

 

What a nice laptop.

 

It was new.

 

And shiny.

 

And it smelled good.

 

And then Key threw it at the wall.

 

Poor Computer.

 

You’ve lived a good, short, life, Computer.

 

Well, let’s see what Key thinks…

 

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW.

 

How could this happen?

 

I, Key, have lived everyday of my life as a beautiful, awesome, talented, flawless, MALE.

 

Not some stupid inanimate object!

 

ARGHASDFDSGDJKGLSA:DLGJHGWPR(UIGFSO:DAILHV{SOBFUISVP:OSILFVBAO{“IDBHEPW(E*GFBLUDSJVKB:OSBFV:OSIFUBPAOSFDIBAPEOFMAS'D;LFJFJHGDDSPAWORIHEPWORIGBAFLNSKDDDDABO;J

 

INHALE.

EXHALE.

 

I’m going on a journey to discover my destiny now.

 

I’ll live a pitiful life, eating meager meals of smashed beetles, and live on a bench covered with newspapers…

 

 


 

Manager Minho, this question’s about you! Mostly everyone loves

                 you, except for those people who think you’re a grandma!

Kim Jonghyun, Lee Jinki, and 6 others like this

2 hours ago · Like · Comment

            Choi Minho I’m so glad! However… Kim Kibum, I will find where you

            are and roast your …

            2 hours ago · Like

            Lee Taemin Scary.

            2 hours ago · Like · 2 people

            Lee Jinki Yum.

            2 hours ago · Like

            Lee Taemin

            2 hours ago · Like · 13 people

            Kim Kibum DON’T BOTHER ME ON MY JOURNEY TO REDISCOVER

            MYSELF.

            2 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho And then end up finding that you’re destined to be

            a leek.

            2 hours ago · Like · 19 people

            Kim Kibum SHUSH.

            2 hours ago · Like

 

 

Lee Jinki Uh… I’d like to clear up the fact that I am NOT a Cannibal.

                  My heart is faithful to chicken…

Choi Minho, Kim Jonghyun, and 38 others like this

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            Kim Jonghyun Goodie goodie then! Onew is not Onew if he

            doesn’t like chicken! ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ           

            about an hour ago · Like · 1 person likes this

            Choi Minho I was scared there for a second…

            about an hour ago · Like

            Lee Taemin Huh.

            58 minutes ago · Like

 

Manager Ooh, there’s a nice question on money! Most fans answered the

                  way I expected them to…. but we have some money freaks…

about an hour ago · Like · Comment

                 Manager I mean, not to insult money freaks…

                 57 minutes ago · Like

                 Manager Well, I’m kind of money obsessed myself…

                 56 minutes ago · Like

                 Manager Er. Money’s not bad!

                 56 minutes ago · Like

                 Manager It’s nice.

                 55 minutes ago · Like

                 Manager And useful, very useful.

                 52 minutes ago · Like

                 Manager Amen.

                 51 minutes ago · Like

                 Manager Why am I talking to myself? ㅠ ㅠ

                 48 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

 

Manager AHEM. The ideal type for girls and guys are happy, optimistic

            people like me!

45 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun That’s gross, you old man.  I bet you’re like…

            twenty years older than our precious fans.

            45 minutes ago · Like · 3 people

            Manager My…heart. It’s breaking… into two parts… ㅠ ㅠ

            40 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Happy and optimistic? That’s nice. But I think

            Onew would make a great husband… just thinking.

            39 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki What? I saw my name.

            38 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun True, he makes a good husband. He can cook.

            That’s the best part. ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ           

            35 minutes ago · Like · 6 people

            Lee Jinki I like cooking! Taemin likes steak, so I’m good at

            making steak…

            32 minutes ago · Like

 

Manager awrgb;as

Lee Taemin likes this

30 minutes ago · Like · Comment

            Kim Jonghyun …?

            28 minutes ago · Like

            Manager typo…

            28 minutes ago · Like

 

          


 

 

I have started my journey, the journey that will determine my destiny. It’s been around five minutes so far, and I am tired. I must find shelter, before I collapse.

 

I found a bench.

 

It’s wooden. And cold.

 

I shall sit on the bench.

 

It’s quite a nice bench.

 


 

❝ Inklings and Notes ❞

 from dulcee 

 

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Pecan pie is so yummy...

Er.... anyone else here a Harry Potter fan? Or on Pottermore?

 

I've started a new story! It's a Choose Your Own Adventure, where you get to choose what the character does next! (Oh plus this time romance is involved. wink wink.) 

Dating SHINee : An Interactive Story

 

I once had two dogs named Face and . I gave my dog named Face to you,

and kept to myself. One day, you lost Face! :O

Now, when I look at my , I think of your Face.

Haha.

 

I love you!

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infinite7girl () says about chapter 18:
my feeellllllzzzzzzz ! i have so many feeeeellllllzzzzz !

rusticaura () says about chapter 3:
Lol I like it how Minho says "..." and he gets 24 likes for just that! XD

AthleticShawol () says about chapter 11:
This is super late but I'M A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN.

Sorry, that was weird, but I just thought I'd mention that since you asked xD

RubyMoon123 () says about chapter 5:
OMG i love this. Hilarious! XD thank you, made me happy today :D

RubyMoon123 () says about chapter 1:
Hahaha xD that was pretty funny :)

Zenitora () says:
This is pretty old, but it's still amazing!

CielDor () says about chapter 1:
plot twist: instead of a Facebook taemin secretly has a tumblr.

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 20:
I might tell Key the secret~~!

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 9:
Bling reminds me of silver. My second favorite colour.

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 7:
I keep coming back to re-read this. I <3 this so much!

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