The Keystions

by dulcee
Tags   comedy   jonghyun   key   minho   onew   shinee   taemin   | Report Content

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I hope you guys enjoyed "Chapter 9 : Bling Bling"!

If not, go read it right now.

I guess you can consider this a filler/ reader participation type of chapter. I want use the result of these polls to write the next chapter!



Hello everybody, Key here!

Yep, the all awesome, multitalented, and beautiful boy Key.

What, got a problem with it?

Anyways, the stupid author decided to make me host my own show, named "The Questions" "The Keystions".

 

Smart, right?

So lame.

 

Anyways, Key here will be asking you Keystions about you, your likes, your dislikes, and all that stuff I don't need or want to know.

 

......

 

"You're supposed to make them feel happy, you idiot!"  

 

If you're wondering who said that, it was probably Minho.

 

"I DON'T NEED YOUR GRANDMA COMMENTS, MINHO. GO HANG OUT WITH THE TOILET OR SOMETHING."

 

Sheesh!

 

There.

 

That settles it.

 

Well, let's get rollin'!

 


 

THE KEYSTIONS

 

Time for some demographics! Are you a....

 

 

 

So, do you think Key is a beautiful boy? Or, a handsome girl? Or the all-great LEEK?

 

 

 


 

 

"KEY. YOU'RE GOING OFF TOPIC AGAIN."

Argh.

Grandma Minho's voice is so... ugh.

 

Well, no one cares, right? Hehe. 

Besides, this is MY SHOW, you stupidos.

 

Moving on.

 


 

Everyone loves the computer! So....

 

 

 

Minho nags me a lot. I mean, look at him... he's exactly like my grandma! What do you think?

 

 

 

I, Key, am curious... about how your sad lives are so far. Tell me...

 

 

 

Taemin is really cranky these days... why do you think he's being such a crab?

 

 

 

You know, I think the author who wrote these jokes is so... lame. 

 

 

 

I don't really like watching dramas, but Minho does! He curls up on the sofa and sits there like a lazy bum. What are your favorite 

types of dramas?

 

 

 

In every show, there's gotta be a question about money, right? So here it is! Tell me, what's your opinion on money?

 

 

 

I don't know why I'm actually making this show so long. Hey you, are you like, bored, or what? *Yawn*

 

 

 

 

Jonghyun keeps nagging me to do this question. So ladies and gentlemen, your type of guy/girl is....

 

 

 

Who do you think should appear more in the story? Everyone's convinced that I keep stealing the spotlight, but it's not true!

I, Key, was born to be in the center of attention!

 

 

 

Do you think I'm snotty? I'm pretty sure I'm not.... it should be Minho's one sided opinion!

 

 

 

Lastly, I, Key, will ask my all time favorite question. What are you? No, seriously, what are you? Note how I left out

the choice of being a crazy fangirl/ fanboy, since all of you love me already, yes?

 

 

 


 

Taemin sat on the couch, reviewing the questions.

 

"Key...."

 

"Yes?"

 

"YOU ARE A BLOODY IDIOT. WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS?" 

 


 

❝ Inklings and Notes ❞

 from dulcee 

 

Subscribers are loved. Comments are loved. Everytime I look at the comments I smile stupidly.  :9

Weee I shall complete another update tomorrow!

Hope you liked the two chapters today! :]

 

Ninjas are supposed to be "girl samurais".

Therefore, only girls can be ninjas.

WHAT NOW.

 

I love you!

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CielDor () says about chapter 1:
plot twist: instead of a Facebook taemin secretly has a tumblr.

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 20:
I might tell Key the secret~~!

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 9:
Bling reminds me of silver. My second favorite colour.

KoreanBarbie () says about chapter 7:
I keep coming back to re-read this. I <3 this so much!

cantiqas () says about chapter 5:
i love the concept! this is hilariousssssssss!!!

OhSunyoung36 () says:
what does Onew have? a really big pair of hands ==

ochan_desu () says about chapter 9:
Lolz. It's fun to read! XD

I will read again tomorrow or the day after :3

PerfectlyImperfectxX () says about chapter 22:
And I quote Manager, "Sadly, I laughed"
LOL. It was disgusting, but true. The way you had, um, wrote it made it so hilarious XD

Seleni () says:
This is too good! Must have taken a lot of efforts on your part for the whole thing. It kept me laughing and it lifted my mood a lot during one of my difficult examinations. Thank you so much :-) <3

himchanismylife () says about chapter 9:
Going reminds me of Key. And shinning stuff! XD

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