Bling Bling
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Why, hello there,
Long time no see!
Anyways, Taemin here! I had such a boring summer, I’m not even going to joke about it. It was a bummer summer…
IT RHYMES.
Pish posh applesauce.
Anyways, Key planned a do a roleplay on Facebook (ew). He hasn’t really figured out the story, yet, but…
“TAEMIN!”
That’s probably Onew, who wants me to listen to his original jokes again.
Ew.
I really don’t want to listen…
“WHAT DOES THE LAWYER SAY TO THE OTHER LAWYER?” Onew screamed from the next room over.
Oh god.
“WE’RE LAWYERS! ISN’T IT FUNNY?”
I can hear Onew rolling on the floor laughing.
I can understand…it’s so lame it’s funny.
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Kim Kibum ROLEPLAY, brah.
One hour ago· Comment · 8 people like this
Kim Jonghyun sup, brah?
51 minutes ago · Like
Manager The media is going to think you’re former
gangsters ㅠㅠ
51 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Is brah like….a type of brocolli?
49 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum It’s a term for cool people, Onew.
Of course, not that you know, ㅋㅋ
45 minutes ago · 4 people
Kim Jonghyun BURNED, Onew. SWAG RIGHT THERE.
45 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Are we role-playing as… gangsters?
One hour ago · Comment · Like
Kim Kibum sup dawg you got a problem??
57 minutes ago · 1 person
Lee Jinki Soup dog? Corn dog?
57 minutes ago · 1 person
Kim Jonghyun my name is Bling Bling Jonghyun, yo
55 minutes ago · 8 people
Manager ㅠㅠ
55 minutes ago · 2 people
Lee Jinki I don’t understand what’s going on, but here’s another joke!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
49 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Lee Taemin are you shunning Farmville? I don’t know
you anymore. Uh. Not that I know you or anything…
47 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun S***!
45 minutes ago · 1 person
Lee Jinki He said “I lost my tractor!”
44 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun …
43 minutes ago · 3 people
Manager …
43 minutes ago · 3 people
Kim Kibum …
42 minutes ago · 3 people
Choi Minho …
40 minutes ago · 3 people
Lee Jinki I knew that you would be stunned by it!
38 minutes ago · Like
Taemin’s eyebrow twitched. What kind of joke was that?
A farmer lost his tractor and said, “I lost my tractor.”
Well, if Key was a farmer, which would never happen, and lost his tractor, then he would… accuse someone else of stealing it. And then he’d take a baseball bat and- well, that’s a different story.
If Onew was a farmer, which is likely, and he lost his tractor, he’d- actually, he doesn’t need one. All he needs is his chicken coop and a bunch of fat chickens.
Now, if Jonghyun was a farmer, and lost his tractor, he’d buy another one.
I don’t think Minho will ever be a farmer, so let’s skip him.
I can’t imagine him as one, at least.
Minho with dirty overalls and a shovel… would look like a scarecrow.
Pfft.
Moving on.
I am a naturally born farmer with gifted talent, and with my photographic memory and sharp skills I shall never lose a tractor.
Mhmm.
That’s right.
To anyone and everyone, I am the best.
No pun intended, at all.
Kim Kibum all right, all ya homies, lets go hit the karaoke bar.
40 minutes ago · Comment · 1 person likes this
Manager Key, you’re going to be confined in your room for a day
if you don’t stop acting like a druggy.
39 minutes ago · Comment · 19 people
Kim Jonghyun And the Manager strikes again!
34 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Choi Minho Kim Jonghyun, why is your… bling or whatever you
call it all over my table?
38 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Jonghyun But your table is the neatest…
35 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho GO CLEAN UP YOUR D*** TABLE
33 minutes ago · 4 people
Choi Minho Kim Kibum, you are so screwed. Get off
my facebook account. NOW. Plus, stop swearing.
33 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho is an idiot.
31 minutes ago · 12 people
Choi Minho NOW.
30 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho needs a chill pill.
28 minutes ago · 3 people
Choi Minho Key…this is your last straw…
27 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho looks stupid talking to himself on Facebook.
25 minutes ago · 10 people
Choi Minho That’s it. I’m coming over to your room NOW.
23 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho is like my grandma.
22 minutes ago · 4 people
Minho stormed out of his room and into Key and Jonghyun’s room, only to be blinded by hundreds of sparkling necklaces and …bling.
“ARGH! This! That! What is all this junk!”
Taemin could hear Minho tripping over Key’s collection of golden beads, which were strewn out on the floor.
Ouch… that’s going to hurt for a while.
Bling bling.
No pun intended, Dal Shabet. Nope, none at all...
For some reason, I’ve always associated bling with burritos, but that’s just my personal thought…
So.
What does bling remind you of,
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Oh yeah, did any of you watch the drama "Scent of a Woman" ?
IT'S SUCH A TEAR JERKER. I cried nonstop...
It was written beautifully, and the actors are just... so darn GOOD at crying scenes.
What did Noah, his family, and the animals eat while they were on the ship for 40 days?
Is that why we don't have unicorns? D:
Poor unicorns...
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