When YG announces a comeback date just multiply it by two and then divide it by the amount of members and add your grandmother’s age cuz he lyin’.

 

 

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I'm so ing pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan english.

Waterfall

Oh my ing god I’m furious.

 

 

 

 

 

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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

 

 

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• me during the summer:is today wednesday or sunday

 

 

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i want to get a cardboard cutout of leo. so i can talk to him and he wont say a word. just like the real thing

 

 

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"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

 

 

 

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movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

 

 

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vixx is almost two years together and leo hasn’t killed a single member i’m impressed

 

 

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robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

 

 

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books are just dead tattoed trees and That’s metal as

 

 

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why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS IN PISSED OFF

 

 

 

 

 

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• Onew:I hate people who say age is just a number...
• Onew:Age is clearly a word.

 

 

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That moment in your childhood when you realize thatDiagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

 

 

And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

 

 

 

 

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My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

 

 

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People tend to confuse friendliness with flirting and thats real dangerous

they also confuse my death threats with being sarcastic and thats real dangerous

 

 

 

 

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idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

 

 

 

 

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kris: neil armstrong was the first to step on the moon…but i will be the first to step on the galaxy

 

 

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I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

 

 

 

 

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imagine suho calling out for toilet paper but everyone ignores him

#until he slides that debit card under the door

 

 

 

 

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thanks to manga, everytime i see a comic strip i read it backwards and get confused

 

 

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• America:You can be gay, just don't be feminine.
• Korea:You can be feminine, just don't be gay.
• Japan:LOL THAT JUST BE BOTH

 

 

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[british sigh]

#[slightly lower australian sigh]

[canadian apology] 

[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]

[european scream of shut the up, america]

 

 

 

 

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im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

 

 

 

 

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• me:*sees tall korean guy*
• me:wow he's really tall what's his name
• me:wait...
• me:...
• me:*stares of into distance dramatically*
• me:his last name must be Choi
• me:all the tall ones are a Choi

 

 

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to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

 

 

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If GD doesn’t stop by EXO’s dressing room and whispers in Kris’s ear There can only be one dragon I’m gonna be disappointed 

only if gd can even reach kris’ ear

 

 

 

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There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

 

 

 

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*trips and falls to the ground* parkour

 

 

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i feel u

or like i want to

 

 

 

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sehun gonna say exo in songs for the rest of his life

this is like minho’s “shinee’s back”

or ravi’s RAAAABBBEEEEHHHHHH

don’t forget kyung’s “aight”

 

 

 

 

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I have more biases than friends

 

 

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if you ever feel bad about crying over korean men please remember that sungyeol cried during a wedding because the wallpaper was too beautiful

 

 

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• parents:your room is a mess
• me:you should see my life
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I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

 

 

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