Random Texts Part 13
The Wonderful World of Kpop Randomness- 2 headphones:you can't talk to me
1 headphone:you can't talk to me
no headphones:you still can't talk to me
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
“beauty sleep” is such bull I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open: you are brave but you are going to die young
what did the blanket say when it fell of the bed? oh sheet.
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
can suho stans be called suhomies
maybe ur is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality
rap monster is younger than sehun
just let that sink in for a minute
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts,
uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face
so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said
“everyone in this house is alive thanks to my ”
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
my friend just told me jongup said to the audience “do you wanna”
and the crowd answered ‘build a snowman” and he said “to see my sixpack”
if kris says the word ‘galaxy’ one more time im leaving. i dont know where im going but im leaving
what did i do to deserve this
- me:*does weird things when home alone*
me:I bet there's hidden cameras
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language:
can i log out of life
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
- by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
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- Radio DJ:So Eddy, who's your favorite girl group, and which member?
- Eddy:My favorite Korean girl group is Girl's Generation.
- Prince Mak:LIAR! LIAR!
- Radio DJ:Ok Prince Mak, tell me the truth. What's his favorite girl group?
- Prince Mak:I don't know...
- Radio DJ:But you said he's lying.
- Prince Mak:Because Girl's Generation is mine! Pick another one!
me at prom: *does the ring ding dong choreo for three hours straight*
gdragon should open a bakery and call it ‘coup detart’
due tomorrow, more like
do tomorrow
kris: achoo
kris: bless me
kris: thanks me
kris: im welcome
- friend:you really need to go outside
me:send me the link
yeah I speak Chinese
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my heart says yes but my mom says no
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad
missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour
he laughed and hung up on her
i run slower than internet explorer
i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared.
i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
- Me:the twinkle twinkle..
- Friend:Little star! how i w...
- Me:SOMGYEODO TWINKLE EOJJEONAAAAAAAAAAA
- Friend:the
Q: Who's your favorite got7 memebr?
Me: Marks Dad
is there a scholarship for trying
- me:HE RUINED MY LIFE AND I STILL LOVE HIM.
friend:then breakup you dumba-
me:BUT HIS COMEBACK IS NEXT WEEK
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vixx:
once you hongbin you can’t hongbout
once you hakyeon you can’t hakyeoff
once you wonsik you can’t losesik
once you taekwoon you can’t givewoon
once you ken you kennot
Once you sanghyuk you are satan
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