zicopng:

daddyong:

finish THIS sentence: Kris walks into the grocery store and walks past the f

ace of the one and only beyonce on a poster. He stares blankly at it as a tear rolls. When will he go solo? When will he be the Beyonce he deserves.

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

sagihairius:

one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year

moshedpit:

geometry, the process:

• geometry
• geomecry
• geomewhy
• geomebye

offcishets:

occupation: the family disappointment

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of

nayx:

xk187:

nayx:

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

blaineandersasss:

kpopcrackchat:

burqini:

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation

Biology more like BYEology because I’m out

math more like no

• American Fans:Can barely name all the members in One Direction
• Kpop Fans:Can name all the members from at least 10 different groups, can identify them by voice, knows how old they are, knows each persons height in centimeters , and can identify what song was being promoted at that time by just looking at the hairstyle.
• Jpop Fans:Let me tell you about AKB48
•  

amayalynnsalvatore:

Imagine jackie chan whispering ‘jackie chan’ at the beginnig of the jjcc debut music video kind of like jyp

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

• Suho:Life is short...enjo-
• Chen:so are your legs

byuns-baekery:

i swear pre debut kris has two sides hes either hot as or what the

•  
• Brother:I wonder what Satan looks like..
• Me:Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
• Brother:Really?
• Me:Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
• Brother:
• Me:
• Brother:???
• Me:... fine as hell.
•  

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

kidlea:

"why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral

chaerinswife:

you can’t trust kpop group names because it always has more meaning than you want even if their name was just “group” it probably stands for graphic retro organic ultra people

alpacalypse:

alpacalypse:

alpacalypse:

I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH

guess who just put paper in the non-recycling. nnnnYEHAWH

Looking back on this as a 20 year old, I now realise how utterly irresponsible I behaved. I apologise. I have since removed the paper and put it in the recycling. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish and reckless behaviour. I can assure you it will not happen again. I am disgusted with myself.

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

• friend:do you want to hang out?
• me:i have to ask my mom
• me:*doesn't ask mom*
• me:she said no

rapmemester:

yixing can make literally anything meaningful like you could buy him a Rock for his birthday and he would start crying bc he kicked a rock once during his trainee days

HOW NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A KPOP GROUP:

Rule 1: Never ever watch them on a variety show. Seriously, just don’t.

gayinsect:

i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

jaclcfrost:

"you use too many commas in your writing" you gonna comma over here and stop me