Random Texts Part 10

The Wonderful World of Kpop Randomness

what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious

 

  • Woohyun:When I die, don't you ever come to my funeral!
    Sungkyu:Why!?
    Woohyun:Because if I see you.. My heart may just beat again!
    Me:
    Sungkyu:
  • INFINITE:
    Woollim:
    INSPIRITS:
    South Korea:
    Heart:
    Brain:
    Soul:

 

 

obliviate-nightlock:

get-your-canadian-on:

tino-oxenstierna:

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THERE SHOULD BE A REALITY TV SHOW WHERE PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT FANDOMS ARE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ONE TV AND ONE COMPUTER.

ARE YOU SATAN?

THERE WOULD BE BLOOD

 

 

yes teacher, i Couldve done my homework last night. i also could have Murdered ur family last night. lets be ok with the fact i did Neither

 

 

 

On a show, Zico was talking about his three wishes. He started stuttering “Uh… Um… First one is financial revival… Second one is my family’s health… And…” The members were not paying attention and talking over him, so he glared back at them and without a second of hesitation or stuttering, Zico answered "For the members’ health to worsen."

flowerboyzico:

dont ever with zico or else

 

 

 

  • normal person:sings lyrics
    me:sings lyrics
    sings backup vocals
    sings guitar riffs
    air-drums entire song
    headbangs
    does choreography from music video

 

 

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

 

  • my friend:i met a guy
  • me:i just started a new tv show

 

I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.

And if I like you, you’re pretty special.

Because I hate everyone.

 

 

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

 

 

greeneyedgarnet:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

that hurt

 

 

 

i just realized that if you say”Leo” over and over really fast it kind of sounds like an ambulance siren... which is fitting because one of these days I’m going to die and it’s going to be his fault

 

 

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea

 

 

 

Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence

 

 

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

 

 

 

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

 

 

CL: This is for all the locations on our world tour, not world meaning world but world meaning southeast asia

 

 

 

band members look really hot in suits

especially at weddings

when im looking at them from across the aisle

about to say i do

 

 

 

jinkiminkiki:

aegyo-shinee:

nalepa-monday:

Fangirls don’t want the “D” they want the “HD”

omg i feel so understood 

What if I want the D and the HD?

 

 

 

do you ever just look at your bias and think about having a life with them like living in a cute apartment and holding hands and stuff but then you remember you don’t speak the same language oops

 

 

why do old people read the bible so much

i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”

 

 

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

 

 

  • Plot twist:You're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
  • Plot twist:Your hair looks great.
  • Plot twist:You're out with friends.
  • Plot twist:You're out
  • Plot twist:friends

 

a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys

simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards

build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross

they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall

girl power

 

anonymous asked:

how do you write beautiful in chinese?

 

perks-of-being-chinese answered:

 
 
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Vivalarevolution
#1
Chapter 217: Jaehwan and Taek do middle finger too. Like, WAY TOO MUCH
Vivalarevolution
#2
Chapter 166: You bet I know my Jaehwannie
yas-oppa-slay #3
Goodness so much to read yay thank you
kathalina_kat #4
Chapter 48: For INFINITE> KEEP CALM AND BE MINE.
BTS> KEEP CALM AND YOUNG FOREVER.
musicxweirdo
#5
Chapter 142: Who's the one with the picking of the nose and V sigh and the others where they stepped on his hand
musicxweirdo
#6
Chapter 94: She was my first bias, too!