Random Texts Part 9

The Wonderful World of Kpop Randomness

 

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

 

 

lasagna-delrey:

a b c d e f g h i j ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

 

 

officialubisoft:

tarecgosa:

officialubisoft:

tarecgosa:

ok ok last pun of the year

what do elves call photos they take of themselves?

dont

elfies

im unfollowing you

 

 

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e

 

 

imblairok:

is bye an emotion

 

 

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

 

 

leopets:

[sees leo onscreen] *turns up volume*

[sees ken onscreen] *turns down volume*

[sees hakyeon onscreen] *mutes volume*

 

 

 

seduction-by-deduction:

its-jack-the-human:

preteen:

how do i install a new attractive and cute face

You can’t install software already on the device

EVERYBODY ON THIS WEBSITE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE SMOOTH AND FLIRTATIOUS WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY ISN’T IT HAPPENING TO ME?

 

 

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

 

 

 

 

wackitvixx:

If you can’t laugh at your own bias your doing it wrong

 

 

i-thinktheyrefunny:

the-next-person:

youcalled:

excuseyou:

hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh:

futureofpanem:

thankful i have a proper url and not something like hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh

excuse you

you called?

don’t bring me into this im as sick as these faggoty jokes as the next person

you i think they’re funny

WHAT DID I DO

 

 

ingjonghyunsweatycock:

one-man-down:

has anyone else realized that all the hipster blogs have urls that are all poetic and artistic like daydreams-to-reality and then you get to the kpop side of Tumblr and you see urls like ingjonghyunsweatycock

dont hate

 

 

parkwaydriive:

reasons to date me

1:

2:

3:

4:

5: please

 

 

guceubcuesu:

paranoidjapandroid:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?"
"Nah"

 

 

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

 

 

elricbrother:

My ual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

 

the-st0ry-so-far:

the amount of people i would marry without a seconds hesitation is quite worrying

 

 

draygonproof:

i love that u see all these exo and infinite and other screencap posts with fake captions written on

and then u get vixx screencap posts and u expect the captions to be fake bc theyre so dumb but theyre actually real

 

 

 

 

Yunho at Starbucks
  • Cashier:Okay and what name should I put on your drink?
  • Yunho:U-know
  • Cashier:I know?
  • Yunho:No, no, no, U-KNOW.
  • Cashier:I KNOW...?
  • Yunho:NO. U-KNOW. YOU KNOW?
  • Cashier:NO I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU KNOW?

 

mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE " IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

 

 

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

 

 

bunnelby:

my new years resolution is 1080p

 

 

When something bothers Infinite H..
  • Hoya:It really bothers me when a guy comes back from the bathroom and his fly is open. I have to pull him aside and tell him to pull it up.
  • Dongwoo:I'll just secretly pull it up for him

 

lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

 

 

  • kpop:sell your soul to me
  • me:what do i get in return
  • kpop:a lot of feels
  • me:
  • kpop:and beautiful men
  • me:
  • kpop:gay beautiful men
  • me:alright

 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i have way too many celebrity crushes like real people dont even impress me anymore im in too deep

 

 

  • person:you're blocking the view.
  • me:i am the view.

 

  • me flirting:you look just like my bias

 

satellitecharacter:

satellitecharacter:

khaleesipotter:

satellitecharacter:

what colour does gold turn when u burn it

what colour?

AUburn

This not getting a million notes is the true joke

 

 

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

 

stopitmuke:

fun fact: you have more of a chance of marrying your favourite band member than you do of winning the lottery and if that didn’t brighten up your day then what will

 

 

foodtrucker:

waking up and getting up are two very very different things

 

 

china-clique:

on christmas day if you are disappointed about your presents remember that baekhyun gave chen a ing selfie for his present

 

 

angrynerdyblogger:

I just remembered this time I was telling a story to a friend and it was clear she wasn’t listening to me so I started making up this huge gruesome story about a cult murder I’d witnessed while she sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about whether or not I should come forward and then I looked up to see the table next to us looked utterly horrified and long story short that’s why I should remember other people have ears.

 

 

catholicschoolprincess:

feeling like: a flower that has been stepped on multiple times 

 

 

seungdeer:

seungdeer:

Last night I had a dream where GD had his own country and I was a citizen and he was pissed so he held a public announcement and he looked at me and said

"Your fashion is the reason our popularity is decreasing."

Then I cried

sTOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE LORD

 

 

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

 

 

burgrs:

burgrs:

tell my…. mother i…. love h

imchan

 

 

saddesteen:

"You only care about yourself" well duh who else is going to do it

 

 

toroieroway:

talents include

  • ing everything up
  • having no motivation
  • being a loser
  • anxiety
  • hating myself
  • disappointing people
  • sleeping too much
  • ugly
  • being dumb
  • crying
  • socially awkward
  • annoying everyone
  • having no actual talents

 

marvelled:

the only thing I can turn on is the caps lock 

 

 

nimbus-cloud:

I have 2 moods when writing.

  • Write 10 pages in one go, holy , my hands won’t stop moving, Imma get this fic done in like 2 hours WUT
  • I forgot how to English, oh god, write one sentence, watch 3 movies, write another sentence, the ideas are there but they just won’t come out how the frick do I end this, this Word Document has been open for over a week WELP

 

One day I am going to be a singer,

elfiopeia:

like Taylor Swift, but instead of writing childish songs about boys I am going to do it about Kpop Companies.

My first Album: SOO MANy lies

Track list:

1. Comeback, what comeback

2. Where’s that Music Video

3. Broken feels

4. Never trust an SM

5. World tour? lol no

6. I’m going to cut you

7. give me Oppa

and the finale

8. What is straight

 

 

uglyh:

I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

 

 

amber: uh. hey guys, i'm not dead. hope you all had a wonderful new years and didn't spend it alone like i did! :D btw what happened to aff's layout omg

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