Random Texts Part 8

The Wonderful World of Kpop Randomness

bias list, christmas list; same thing. 

 

 

sebooty:

adventuretime-with-finnandjake:

hiddley:

i dont understand why people are like “omg this i got socks for christmas” wHY THE WOULDNT YOU WANT LIL SOCK SOCKS FOR YOU FEETSIES THEY ARE THE BEST THING THEY COME IN COLORS AND PATTERNS WITH LIL CHRISTMAS JINGLE HTINGSS AND WARM YOUR ITSY BITSY TOES ANDTHEY ARE LIKE TINY SWEATERS FOR YOU FEET  I LOVE SOCKS

are you dumbledore

are you luhan

 

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mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

 

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

 

 

 

 

officialunitedstates:

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

 

 

 

Two types of Idols
  • Sungjong:Has teddy bear named Sunggyu, punches it
  • Hyuk:Has a teddy bear named Leo, hugs it

 

 

  • me:for christmas i want a dragon
  • santa:be realistic
  • me:ok i want boyfriend
  • santa:what color do you want your dragon

 

 

scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

 

 

 

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

 

 

 

sludged:

i care more about the speed of my internet than the direction of my life

 

 

 

lavendertowns:

twas the night before christmas and all through the house

not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse

 

 

 

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

 

 

 

kldzbop:

cyberuser:

kldzbop:

cyberuser:

kldzbop:

cyberuser:

knock knock

WHO’S THERE

leaf:)

LEAF WHO

leaf me alone ahAHAHA

YOU KNOCKED ON MY DOOR

 

 

 

i dont understand ppl who dont listen to music

how do u survive

are u ok

 

 

 

 

haver:

there’s a tradition where if you step on the campus seal in the middle of the quad you won’t graduate in 4 years unless you touch a statue of our school mascot (a goat that’s is like 60 feet away across an open field) within 10 seconds and I just watched a senior accidentally step on it, holler “” at the top of his lungs, drop his bags, and break into a dead sprint across the lawn. I love college

 

 

 

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

 

 

 

withquestionablefestiveness:

swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs

 

 

 

ocktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

 

 

 

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i ing hate my singing voice

 

 

 

 

whysoydrew:

HISTORY explained in one photo

 

 

  • me:*sick*
  • me:*goes on the computer*
  • parents:OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

 

 

 

portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

 

 

 

amaloli:

what do people do with boyfriends??? do you have to take them for walks?? or water them?? what if they die

 

 

 

If only they made a K-pop Just Dance...

youngbaebae:

keynuh-gee:

We’d all drop some dramatic amount of fat. 

Difficulties: 

Hard

Extreme

Impossible

SM Ent.

SHINee

Choomtop

 

 

 

 

 

snorlaxatives:

me in the club

 

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rachelovesklaine:

when you’re listening to music in another tab and you close it but the music still plays for a few seconds i wonder if that’s what it’s like to be decapitated

 

 

 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do caterpillars know that one day they’re gonna be a butterfly or do they just build their cocoons like “bruh wtf am i doing this for”

 

 

 

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

 

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  • normal person:so what do you like to do
  • me:listen to music
  • normal person:oh, thats neat, i like music too
  • me:no you dont understand

 

 

 

standbyfortitanfall:

lightthefuze:

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

 

 

 

What did Infinite do at your Birthday?

badkpoppuns:

juliettestyle:

stickychocolate:

They Sunggyu a song.

A Sungyeol never forget.

Howon a minute I need to dry my tears of laughter

 

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Dongwoorry, you’ve got /time/ <--- tori's comment, btw xD

 

 

 

 

 

  • dashboard:Oh what fandom are you again?
  • me:baby, bbc....
  • dashboard:did you say exotic?
  • me:no..... I said
  • dashboard:no I heard you say exo
  • me:no i said bbc, bab...
  • dashboard:here's some more exo
  • me:NO... but I don't
  • dashboard:EXO
  • me:but...
  • dashboard:shut the up
  • dashboard:.....little

 

 

 

i describe people as cute so often people probably think its a meaningless compliment but no youre all ing adorable and its ruining my life

 

 

 

 

radagaast:

"women shouldn’t have to wear makeup!"

YEAH

"you don’t have to conform to society’s expectations of feminine aesthetics! "

YEAH

"women who don’t wear makeup are better; i only like women who look good without makeup; women who wear makeup are fake; etc."

NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

 

vixxtoobomb:

current mood: jung taekwoon

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r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

(⊙‿⊙✿)

 

 

 

premiium:

carry-on-my-wayward-:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy ing

 

 

 

casandkittens:

today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it

 

 

 

yeahtxtposts:

i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off

 

 

 

weteevee:

I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

 

 

 

remember when staying up late was actually exciting

now its just life 

 

 

 

 

what major do you need to become a cordi noona

 

 

 

 

  • me:everyone is beautiful and should accept themselves no matter what everyone is lovely
  • me:except for me

 

 

 

nerdyicecream:

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!

*opens tumblr app on mobile*

 

 

 

*20 years later*
  • My kid :hey mom what did you do when you were young?
  • Me:obsessed over bands
  • Husband:mostly my band

 

 

 

Things I accomplished in 2013:

juilan:

1. I’m alive still

 

 

 

m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

 

 

 

buttermilkqueen:

what the do fish do for fun

 

 

 

sgt-macca:

i thought i was ugly and untalented 

and then i found tumblr 

and now i’m sure 

 

 

 

dewgongo:

why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out

 

 

 

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

 

 

 

Leo taking a test
  • Leo:/taking test/
  • Leo:/circles "yes"/
  • test:"If yes, please explain"
  • Leo:/erases the answer/
  • Leo:/circles "no"/

 

 

 

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

 

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

 

 

 

australiansanta:

moral of the story is never do things

 

 

 

‘wow you’re so big i don’t think that’s gonna fit”

i whisper to my 1.2 MB gif

 

 

 

 

When idols buy their parents gifts...
  • Doojoon:I always give my parents money.
  • Hyoyeon:I bought my parents health and housing insurance.
  • Yesung:I bought my parents a cafe.
  • Jo Kwon:I bought my parents a house.
  • Onew:I bought my dad a car.
  • Eunhyuk:I bought my parents a house.
  • And then...
  • Mir:I bought my parents 4 cows.

 

 

 

joongyu:

i was playing sims 3 and it did a thing

 

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s-kinnie:

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

 

 

 

earthnation:

where can i find this friendzone i need some friends

 

 

 

how to guess Korean boy group/bands songs apart by their English
  • Awesome:U-Kiss, Big Bang
  • Great:LEDapple, BTOB
  • Good:Infinite
  • Decent:SHINee
  • Please Stop:MBLAQ
  • Don't Even Try Anymore:Super Junior

 

 

 

 

One day I am going to be a singer,

elfiopeia:

like Taylor Swift, but instead of writing childish songs about boys I am going to do it about Kpop Companies.

My first Album: SOO MANy lies

Track list:

1. Comeback, what comeback

2. Where’s that Music Video

3. Broken feels

4. Never trust an SM

5. World tour? lol no

6. I’m going to cut you

7. give me Oppa

and the finale

8. What is straight

 

 

 

gotta-iron-dat-krees:

i’m gonna paint the walls of my room blue with clouds so i can feel like an sm trainee 

 

 

 

majestys:

whenever i feel pretty good about myself, this pretty girl comes by and my self esteem drops again

 

 

 

theyellowbrickroad:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

 

 

 

creeprall:

when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’

 

 

 

tellmetofeel:

there’s really nothing worse than people asking me ‘so what have you been doing?’ because I either have been doing things I don’t wanna tell you about or I have been doing absolutely nothing

 

 

 

kaalashnikov:

how to seduce me:

  • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
  • dont talk to me

 

 

aominecchi:

if you insult me i’ll probably just agree with you

 

 

 

andrewpauldost:

last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im biual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did

 

 

 

v-aljean:

my hobbies include talking about my fandom to people who don’t care about my fandom

 

 

 

idioticteen:

i’m like 76% coffee 24% sad 

 

 

 

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

 

 

 

darcx:

jaclcfrost:

enmudecer:

jaclcfrost:

hAVING TO USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IN A ROW MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

You can say you had had enough of this

i could also say that that was uncalled for

What this is is the English language.

 

 

 

tardisblue14:

notmysecret:

penrose-stairs:

A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.

I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though.

This post is my life.'

 

 

 

larvifart:

holy it’s colder than my soul out here

 

 

tennants-hair:

* computer screen* he’s so pretty

 

 

 

All fandoms have one phrase in common...

  • Fandom:I'm so done with this fandom.

 

 

 

neopiacentral:

*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

 

 

 

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

 

 

 

 

 

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