anothergayyoutuber:

tohino:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

 

 

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

As a person from Germany, I agree with the person from England.

as a penguin from antarctica squee squee squee

btobap1028:

lusass:

btobap1028:

xoxocist:

btobap1028:

youcanexodeeznutz:

btobap1028:

Oh look it’s a Baeked potato.

Done with this fandom

i hate you

…mother?

nO SON DUN LOOK AT MEH IM NEKID

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

d:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

dubstepfordads:

if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

• Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
  Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

chanyeol-no:

crissie1998:

yeolthatjoint:

Lord please don’t let the exo fandom start making chicken jokes, we saw what happened to the SHINee fandom please

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because being on that side wasn’t his style

YOU DID NOT.

tvgropes:

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

muftiday:

do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.
well

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

yeeennnx:

i always get nervous when people ask me what my hobbies are i cant exactly say sitting in front of a computer for 8+ hours everyday

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

stylz:

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

dangerhamster:

marblefacade:

its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle

and he was amazing in Titanic

jesuschristvevo:

you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here