Random Texts Part 3

The Wonderful World of Kpop Randomness
Person: What music do you like?
K-pop Fan: I don't think you're mentally prepared to have this conversation.
 
 
 
 

idonothavegreeneyes:

yao-i:

Ring around the rosie

A pocket full of posies

Ashes, ashes

1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death

Wait your version is different
 
 
 
 
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
 
 
 
 

just-cat:

sad-white-girl:

I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

"why weren’t you at school today"

"my mum feels me"

*police sirens*

 
 
 
 
 
Me: WHO THE TOOK MY oh there it is
 
 
 
 

"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"
"maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better"
"maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better"
"maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better"

 
 
 
 
my essay isn’t done but i sure am
 
 
 
 
oppa wears more dresses than i do
 
 
 
 
Jaehyo [tweet]: If you don't want to make regrets, move while you want to do it and while you still can.
Zico [replied]: Then why are you on my bed for half the day, without moving an inch?
Jaehyo: Your bed is at the center of our dorm's wi-fi zone.
 
 
 
 
B.A.P'S NAMES IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
Zelo: Zehi
Daehyun: Nighthyun
Jongup: Jongdown
Youngjae: Oldjae
Himchan: Herchan
Bang Yongguk: Bbuing Yongguk
 
 
 
 
I have more conversations in my head than in real life
 
 
 
 
the floor is a shelf for everything
 
 
 
 
mirror: no
camera: hell no
 
 
 
 
how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
 
 
 
 

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

 

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I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE STOP REPLYING TO ME
ITS LIKE DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG
DID I SCARE THEM AWAY
DID I OFFEND YOU
IM SO SORRY FRIEND
 
 
 
 
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
 
 
 
 
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to ing wash your brain out with bleach
 
 
 
 
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 
 
 
 
 
"hey let me just check tumblr before i go to sleep" hahahahha wrong choice
 
 
 
 
those kids who would say time out when you were about to tag them
 
 
 
 

ygjunkie:

youngbaebae:

abstracthun:

man seriously tho gd could produce an album with like 13 tracks of him snoring and he’d still win every in award like man his fans are crazy

artistic snoring ok

 

#coup de snore

 

 

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

 

 

why are flip phones so cool in animes and in real life theyre like LG bull from 2006

 

 

j4ya:

i hate english

 

 

 

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

 

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Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured

 

 

 

 
 

 

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Chapter 217: Jaehwan and Taek do middle finger too. Like, WAY TOO MUCH
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Chapter 166: You bet I know my Jaehwannie
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Goodness so much to read yay thank you
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Chapter 48: For INFINITE> KEEP CALM AND BE MINE.
BTS> KEEP CALM AND YOUNG FOREVER.
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Chapter 142: Who's the one with the picking of the nose and V sigh and the others where they stepped on his hand
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Chapter 94: She was my first bias, too!