Kai: "Please stop asking, I'm much too shy to take my shirt off..." 
Minho: "woah. calm down... it's just a game.." 
G-Dragon: " my favorite piece of clothing? hmm it would have to be just a plain old comfortable tee shirt." 
Taemin: "Bleh banana milk? who the hell came up with that?" 
Key: " I can't say whats really on my mind! that would hurt their feelings!" 
Chanyeol: "I'm bored." 
Sunny: "Aegyo? thats soooo immature." 
Mir: " Why hello there, would you like to venture over to my household where we can all dine on perfectly quaffed waffles and later, we can all rest our craniums on a soft pillow while we happily slumber?" 
Yoona: "I'm so ugly no man will ever find me attractive." 
Baekhyun: " I'm sorry, but honestly I think SNSD noonas are just plain and untalented.." 
Niel: "Can i please have a few more lines in the next song? please?!" 
Siwon: "I've come to a conclusion. Everybody, I'm Atheist" 
Hoya: "I hate purple." 
Myungsoo: "I hate this bamboo pillow." 
Sungyeol: "I'm the most mature in my group." 
Sunggyu: "I can see you." 
Kyuhyun: "Video games are childish" 
Changmin: "I'm not hungry" 
Sooyoung: "I'm full" 
Onew: "I hate chicken!" 
Kris: "Yes, let's do it!" 
Taeyeon: Tiffany's eye-smile and are ugly 
Tiffany: I hate pink 
Jessica: I don't want to sleep 
Luhan: "Xiumin isn't a baozi" 
Tao: "Cake is absolutely disgusting" 
Bom: "I hate corn" 
Heechul: "I'm ugly" 
Yesung: "I ate turtle soup today" 
Yongguk: "My voice is so high pitched" 
Woohyun: "Aegyo and greasy things make me vomit" 
Lee Joon: "I hate variety shows" 
Wooyoung: "I speak perfect english" 
T.O.P: "I can't wait to reveal my body today" 
Jonghyun: "My tweets show how sophisticated I am" 
Zelo: "Tomatoes are gross" 
J.Y.P: "Whispering is inappropriate" 
Seungho: "Keep that food away from me!"

You DO NOT know how long it took me to color code everything. Omg. But credit goes to the original owner!