Random Texts Part 2

why the aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

everyone just wants to be liked and accepted

except for chen

chen doesn’t give a

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

me: *takes 50 selfies*
me: *deletes 49*
me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
me: *deletes that too*

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from the mail she was opening, she said: “because you’re dead on the inside.”

When VIXX was born.... ( starlights will understand )

N: Hakyeon emerged from his mother and asked, 'Was it hot?'
Leo: The Phantom of the Opera overture started playing when Taekwoon was born.
Ravi: Wonsik didn't cry when he was born he just said 'new generation is back raveeeeh'
Ken: When Jaehwan was born, there was just his nose
Hongbin: Was born breech. The Hongbooty came first.
Hyuk: Newborn Sanghyuk welcomed everybody in the delivery room with his 'bamba bambabam'

What if

You: hey could you sign my albu-
Band member: oh my god it's you. You're that girl that has a blog about me and my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have breaks during practices. I finally got to meet you in person ohmygod this is the best day of my life. I edit our selfies together so it would look like we're actually together. Wait i have it in my wallet. I hope you're not creeped out. It's just that i really like you and what i'm trying to say is that i love you please marry me.
You: what
Band member:
You:
Band member:
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Band member:
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Band member:
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Band member: i mean let me sign your cd for you