this changes everything oh my god

 

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

 

I drive for 45 minutes and im like a city over 

 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

 

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

 

 

 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

 

 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

 

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

 

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

 

I can’t drive. 

 

If you drive for 45 minutes across Singapore you’d have fallen off the edge of the island ages ago or landed up in Malaysia.